Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.
 
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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.
  1. Troon.
  2. Furry.
  3. Still plays pokemon.
  4. GVH fan and apologist.
I dunno guys, at a certain point there are fruits that hangs way too low, to the point where it ain't even funny...
 
You know what?
How about a game based around new mexico whiptails?
They are unique due to the fact that all of them are female and reproduce asexually (after getting humped by another female), giving birth to a clone of themselves.
A world where everyone has the same appearance and genes with none of those EVIL cishet males to take the blame. That can offer a ton of opportunity: you can make it a nightmarish potrayal of communism, or everyone is fighting for even a spec of individuality, mock alphabet people that wants to feel special by showing how miserable will be if everyone was euqally "diverse" or alas just go for teaching how enviroment defines people, instead of the genes.
The potential here is unlimited.
is like that fairy oddparents episode where everyone is a gray blob, troons would still be elitist jerks
  1. Troon.
  2. Furry.
  3. Still plays pokemon.
  4. GVH fan and apologist.
I dunno guys, at a certain point there are fruits that hangs way too low, to the point where it ain't even funny...
thats mental illness for you
 
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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.
  • Shoestring budget
  • Over ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Somebody more familiar with visual novels, please tell me, are there any that have cost over a million bucks to make? I know there are some popular ones that have probably turned into franchises worth quite a lot of money, but did any have their very first unproven entry with a budget that size? It just seems baffling to me. I'm willing to admit I'm totally ignorant of the genre at large, so maybe they really do require that much, but GVH certainly doesn't seem like the game to have that kind of budget.

You know, they probably could have saved a lot of money if they didn't go for that insane animation style they did where every character is divided into a hundred individual pieces and then stitched together.
 
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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.
While I think there was more funding than just the leafbux, it is intensely on brand for the alpha chads (she/her) in charge of a project like this to take the money and get the other credits on board mostly with the progressive version of 'for exposure', 'but it's for the cause!'.
 
and with Steam shadowbanning negative ones on their store pages
That's not how it works, steam marks review bombs and sometimes excludes them from the final score, but they are still visible and they are specifically marked. If you check reviews over time, it has a big ass notification over periods of unusual activity saying "These reviews are unusual so they are excluded, but if you want to read them feel free and you can see how many are positive and negative."

Its way better than what 99.99% of review sites do.
 
While I think there was more funding than just the leafbux, it is intensely on brand for the alpha chads (she/her) in charge of a project like this to take the money and get the other credits on board mostly with the progressive version of 'for exposure', 'but it's for the cause!'.
Apparently KO_OP "is 10 people" (https://www.vice.com/en/article/8xy...r-isnt-radical-this-studios-done-it-for-years). It's an old-fashioned workers' co-operative, so what they really mean is they have 10 directors and any number of contractors. They all get the same salary, which I think is $55k CAD.
Even if they were very frugal, which we know they're not, there's no way this cost less than $3 million.
 
How much did that suck?
What I meant was not trannies, just some classic crossdressing shenanigans.
It was basically just a tranny scalie porn MSPA with the standard goon routine of unsubtle political whining and getting creepy in a SFW forum.
It's sure to be recounted in a traditional banfiction enka. That's for sure.
♩It's the story of a very unfortunate colored poster
Who got perma'd down in Game Room Kong
He got twenty years' posts taken away from him
When he kicked old Kyanka's gong♫
 
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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.
he's really trying to get a thread on himself, isn't he.
What is the background music for this? I really like it.
I think it's from the OST, but I'm not 100% sure. I don't really listen to indie rock/whatever you call that genre of music, but I will give Ko_Op that the OST is the best part of their game. Even if it is pretty mild and vanilla.
 
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