Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
He really has no concept of the realities of not being a trust fund baby.
He is considered in Marxist-Leninist terms, a renter capitalist.
Branca really has a talent to get mad at the internet. Didn't he also completely blow up on some law tube adjacent sister on a stream a couple of month ago? I get that he is a boomer but come on you need to have some impulse control. He is also constantly bragging about how much money he makes which makes me wonder if he grew up dirt poor.
Several. Natilethatlawyerchick, Farhan Balanced, Megan Fox to name a few.
Can you (or someone else) give a tl;dr for this? So a guy went up to Rippa's warehouse and put stickers on the windows? Did he do anything else?

I'm failing to see the criminal aspect to this. At least criminal enough to get as sperged out as Rippa is.
I believe Rippa is making the claim they could've filled him with several hot loads like a night at GAY♂90s or Hedo of lead . Him putting up stickers (I haven't finished reading thread yet) technically falls under Texas Penal Code 28.03 as "Criminal Mischief". See below definition (Emphasis mine):
Sec. 28.03. CRIMINAL MISCHIEF. (a) A person commits an offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
(1) he intentionally or knowingly damages or destroys the tangible property of the owner;
(2) he intentionally or knowingly tampers with the tangible property of the owner and causes pecuniary loss or substantial inconvenience to the owner or a third person; or
(3) he intentionally or knowingly makes markings, including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the tangible property of the owner.
Texas is also unique in the Union (perhaps the world) in a law that authorizes deadly force to protect property of yourself OR others. Title 2, Chapter 9, Subsection A 9.42 (2) A and 9.43 (1), "Deadly Force to Protect Property" and "Deadly force to protect third person's property" (Emphasis mine):
A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property:
(1) if he would be justified in using force against the other under Section 9.41; and
(2) when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary:
(A) to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or
(B) to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and
(3) he reasonably believes that:
(A) the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or
(B) the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.
Sec. 9.43. PROTECTION OF THIRD PERSON'S PROPERTY. A person is justified in using force or deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property of a third person if, under the circumstances as he reasonably believes them to be, the actor would be justified under Section 9.41 or 9.42 in using force or deadly force to protect his own land or property and:
(1) the actor reasonably believes the unlawful interference constitutes attempted or consummated theft of or criminal mischief to the tangible, movable property; or
(2) the actor reasonably believes that:
(A) the third person has requested his protection of the land or property;
(B) he has a legal duty to protect the third person's land or property; or
(C) the third person whose land or property he uses force or deadly force to protect is the actor's spouse, parent, or child, resides with the actor, or is under the actor's care.
Fucking around at night like that is criminal mischief. The issue is that Texas jurries (especially urban/suburban ones where I think his warehouse is) tend to disfavor the statue. See the Joe Horn case where a neighbor shot to illegals burgling a home of a dude who was out of town in Pasadena.
You can argue that he could not protect the property reasonably without force. Jury may not buy it because "just call the cops bruv".

Generally this protection of property defense is used when burglars/methheads/illegals "break in" your property and try to steal your tractor in a barn so you light them up like a Christmas tree with tracers from your .50BMG.
Riley, a known shit-stirrer that works for Dax
Eric asserts that in Texas he could legally shoot Riley
The parking lot is usually considered a public space to my recollection, notice must be given if it is not obviously "fenced" off (eg a gate), be it verbally ("FUCK OFF") or written (No unauthorized entry sign). Relevant statue is 30.05 Criminal Tresspass.
In this case, given the animosity between the two Eric could probably make the argument they were not welcome even without notice. I guess Riley could make the argument his dumbass couldn't comprehend the notice to go fuck off.

Tl;dr
Eric had a nigger moment while saying he was playing FAFO and could've caught lead legally. It is technically true on its face, but there's a high chance the jury will nullify to convict you anyways because of the location and "You shot a guy for that!?". Prosecutor would hammer that statement in a case as "Well he was planning to shoot these two dindu nuthins!"

Side note: Nick has read these exact statues before, I think due to Dumpster Defenders or one of the Kick Vic retards threatning someone. The fact a nigger having a nigger moment has greater legal accumen should explain how braindead he is.

Edit: Sec 30.05 link added, formatting and edits to clarify.
 
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Nick really does have the patience of Job for dealing with this retard. Nick leads him to provide reasonable, defensible explanations and he just comes back with "but he was tryin' to fuck muh buziness".
found cgoody's sock puppet account.

whew lads we finally saw nick get all his holes fucked by a angry black man.
 
So wait Riley watched Eric’s place of work 8 hours a day for two days? A security guard would be in their rights to shoot some guy who traveled somewhere to try to menace some guy and his employees.

Dax Herera’s “jokes” have no real punchline beyond “Haha, I’m interfering with your business and I hope to cause financial harm!” It’s pure seethe at some black gentleman who started his own business from a bald spic and a fat pedophilic Italian. There’s no clever jokes about Mr. July or poking fun in a way that’s really funny.
You can’t interfere with someone’s business by trying to get them involved in a lawsuit and just go teehee. It’s not even mean spirited, it’s just something an unfunny asshole does.
 
I know the consensus is he was a fraud all along but this is NOT the same man from Weeb Wars even in his brain capacity.
this is his true colors. boomer coomer contrarian was always his true face. the weeb wars rekieta was just a mask. no one changes their strips this dramatically in 5 years.
This was truly embarrassing for Nick. I honestly felt a little bad for him.
don't feel sorry for him. society would be better off if everyone were forced to live out the consequences of their actions.
 
this is his true colors. boomer coomer contrarian was always his true face. the weeb wars rekieta was just a mask. no one changes their strips this dramatically in 5 years.
There is a slight possibility that the parts of him that were the Weeb Wars Rekieta were melted by all the booze he shoves into his nose.
 
this is his true colors. boomer coomer contrarian was always his true face. the weeb wars rekieta was just a mask. no one changes their strips this dramatically in 5 years.
I have to disagree. Between his twitchy eye and ongoing mid-life crisis I think he's doing a lot more than just too much booze. Hard drugs can easily destroy someone like this in less than 5 years so I think it's entirely possible that most/all of this is just the result of drug abuse.
 
Here is the segment where Eric appears, compressed to potato quality.
I can probably try 360p with better bit rate but whatever. I don't want to split the stream into more than 3 segments.


 
Rob's been directly asked several times if he's gay. He always refuses to answer. That's fairly unusal behavior for a straight, single man.
Maybe he has a large gay audience and doesn't want to disenfranchise them.
Eric had a nigger moment while saying he was playing FAFO and could've caught lead legally. It is technically true on its face, but there's a high chance the jury will nullify to convict you anyways because of the location and "You shot a guy for that!?". Prosecutor would hammer that statement in a case as "Well he was planning to shoot these two dindu nuthins!"
Kyle Carruth says Hi.
 
"I don't ascribe the actions of fans to creators"

...Nick Rekieta, not understanding that Riley isn't just fan but.
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In case anyone else doesn't know who Riley is (was?) the "producer" of the Dick show, crowned employee of the month by Dick and the guy that Dick groomed The Dick Show fangirl Mint Salad for. Mint Salad would call into the show to talk about how her family wants her to quit drawing furry porn and dick told her to leave her family and become a full time furry artist and she then moved in with Riley and now they are living on the streets, are addicted to drugs and she has an Only Fans where she shows off her skidmarked panties.

Riley is also the one who was a catalyst in Null and Dick falling out because Riley told Null in the Dick Show discord that Null was not welcome anymore and that other guests felt uncomfortable by Null being around. Null then left the discord and Dick tweeted the above "employee of the month" thing, kind of confirming that he told Riley to get rid of Null for him. The guest that felt "uncomfortable" by Null's presence was Digibro, the lolicon pedophile that Dick was cozying up with and ex-boyfriend of Ralph's wife Amanda. This eventually led to the famous Null x Dick screaming match about pedophilia and Dick's downfall as he doubled down on defending pedos like Digibro.

There was also some speculation that Riley was actually Dick's drug dealer and not his "producer".

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Eric July is pretty inarticulate but his core gripes with Nick are that:
1. He's two-faced.
2. He uses legalese to weasel out of making objective statements of right and wrong.

He constantly gets frustrated in this call because he's trying to talk to Nick like a person and he just switches gears to technicalities and it's like not even talking to a human being.
 
I'm not caught up on the tread atm but I just made it through last night's Eric v Nick segment and I just wanna say, Eric was not well spoken on his side of the issue in my opinion. What he needed to point out to Nick while accusing him of his obvious bias towards Dick was that for every 1 statement made in Eric's favor he then immediately counters that point and gives 3 more in Dick's favor. Also Nick was super dodgy and wouldn't answer a damn question until Eric tried to make him, to varying degrees of success. Outside of that, and a few other moments I can't particularly recall atm, Nick wasn't terrible in the conversation, the same kind of technicalities and wordplay he always does when he argues with someone live.

As an aside if Riley has a wreck on the way home I hope whatever he hits is okay and to never have to hear about this fat faggot again after the funeral.
 
Reminder that Nick stated he wanted to “get in front of my midlife crisis”.

I still think this isn’t a midlife crisis. Nick is basically spiraling out of control due to isolation, alcoholism, drug use, and being surrounded by enablers when he isn’t in his basement alone. He’s going full retard because no longer chained by anyone in his head, he thinks he has fuck you money when in reality he won the lotto and is nigger rich. I know actual niggers who are smarter than him, fuckers who got $10,000 off a lotto ticket and used that as a catalyst to move up in life.

I’m pretty certain his wife is honestly the same as him. She was/ is on a medicine cabinets supply of pills and was shilling CBD oil. Nick didn’t corrupt her and she didn’t corrupt Nick, they’re both low impulse control retards who when given money spiral out of control.
 
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