Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

So is the lawyer going to do a little early morning “girl talk” with the judge?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So is the lawyer going to do a little early morning “girl talk” with the judge?

I kinda want Elliot to "girl talk" with the lawyer and the lawyer to submit it as evidence.

 

[Joe Cool]

So is the lawyer going to do a little early morning “girl talk” with the judge?

Would love to see Elliot locked up for contempt of court.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

The Ooperator Protects.
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We need a 40k lorefag kiwi to make a Chapter for the farms.

 

[FinnSven]

I kinda want Elliot to "girl talk" with the lawyer and the lawyer to submit it as evidence.

I get the feeling Fong Jones will insist on a female lawyer who drops him as a client after he attempts to consent accident her.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We need a 40k lorefag kiwi to make a Chapter for the farms.

Spoiler: Unbridled autism

(I used these tables, don't judge. That said, it worked out oddly well.)

The Steel Janissaries ("The Jannies," as they're affectionately known to civilians) are a chapter consisting entirely of Primaris Marines. Founded during the initial stages of the Ultima Founding, they are descended from the Imperial Fists, and display the tenacity and stubbornness of their Primarch, Rogal Dorn. An unforeseen gene-seed mutation led to the weakening of their Betcher's Glands, but the Janissaries aren't worried; spitting acid is overrated anyway.

The Steel Janissaries are a fleet-based chapter, with 21 ships of the line and a massive star fortress serving as their mobile headquarters. They prefer defensive warfare, hiding before the enemy's advance and violently joining battle, refusing to retreat even if the fight goes against them. When the offensive is taken, it is with lightning speed, with dozens of battle brothers smashing precisely into the enemy's weak points. And no weakness is hidden from them, for the chapter encourages a wide breadth of knowledge among its battle-brothers, and each one is a warrior and a scholar- a master of battle and his chosen field.

The chapter is organized across seven companies, with the first company consisting of veterans, 2, 3, and 4 being battleline, 5 and 6 being reserve, and 7 being the scout company. The trim of their dark gray armor denotes the company (in order: lime green, orange, white, dark blue, red, pink, and purple). Befitting sons of Dorn, they favor bolter weaponry, trusting in the weapon that first won mankind the galaxy, and trusting it will help mankind keep it. Oddly, they display an affinity for massive, flightless avians they've dubbed "Kiwis," and rather than ride bikes the Jannies ride these massive steeds into battle.

As a fleet-based chapter, and with a large sector to watch over, the Jannies have cultivated good relations with the Adeptus Astra Telepathica. This is fortunate, because recent incursions by Slaaneshi forces looking to claim the sector have brought down large swaths of the Astropath network. But the Jannies aren't worried, for they're at full strength, and the wide breadth of knowledge of their chapter allows them to easily adapt. Their Chapter Master, Joshua, recently slew a mighty Slaaneshi champion named Lukas, and reportedly claimed a powerful artifact containing the true names of many Slaaneshi daemons.

Enemies of the Imperium, tremble before their mighty battle cry: "JUUUULLLLAAAAAYYYYY!!!!"

 

[monstrous bubo]

Would love to see Elliot locked up for contempt of court.

The women he’d be imprisoned with wouldn’t.

 

[innocent jogger]

Clown World is accelerating at an unsustainable rate. Just another bubble made by retards. And what do bubbles do...? Hey, "Liz" (and all the other ugly men in dresses), here's a funny video clip I was inspired to make about the Farms just for you, you stunning and brave troglodyte...

Spoiler: Null Confronts Elliot - The Consent Accident

 

[Procrastinhater]

We're back on .net

Eat shit Dong Gone
You can't stop the signal

 

[LadiosSopp]

We're back on .net

Eat shit Dong Gone
You can't stop the signal

Can't wait to see how this one is spun. I wonder if it'll be talked about on MATI too. I'm curious what was done on Null's end to patch this up.

 

[Fornicario]

Spoiler: Incoming writefaggotry

Today is a great day, fellow Kiwis.
Four years ago, Null came under attack by an insidious force.
At first, Null and we Kiwis met it with derision. After all, it's almost a rite of passage to take a shot at the Farms.
So it was met with the typical Kiwi defense. Lols and memes. Life went on.
Then, the troon struck with allies, and a cowardly attack on Cloudflare Harbor.
With this blow, we were awestruck at the speed with which this mob, nay, army, struck an otherwise strong point on Null's flank. A weak spot assumed to be neutral ground.
With this blow, Null was forced into smaller and smaller space as his freedoms were trampled in the name of "equality".
No international law, no international body came to his aid.
Then, at the final redoubt, Null made his declaration.
"NO MORE!"
With only a request to his fellow Kiwis to respect the code of honorable defense, Null fought back.
Slowly and with purpose, he has begun to reclaim his own freedoms, freedoms this troon, this degenerate, demands that must be denied to Null, and by extension, us, my fellow Kiwis.
So today, as he claims his proper TLD, his very domain, allow us to remember the Kiwi code.
And never forget my fellow Kiwis.
"TTD!"
"PRAISE NOOL, DEER FEEDER"
"THE MILK MUST FLOW"

EDIT: Grammar and refinement

 

[Tetragrammaton]

imagine being so bad at your job that not only does the site you are trying to "end" come back online but it also manages to regain .net and have a more competent DDoS protection than when this whole thing started. congratulations brick face you actually managed to fail so badly that it made us stronger. at this rate we might even get upgraded to .com

 

[Baraadmirer]

I still ponder why this thread doesn't have a header like the Keffals one; Fong-Jones has sunk a lot more man hours into trying to get this site taken down permanently with arguably more success than a former fartdom.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I still ponder why this thread doesn't have a header like the Keffals one; Fong-Jones has sunk a lot more man hours into trying to get this site taken down permanently with arguably more success than a former fartdom.

The header on Lucas's thread I think is just a holdover from back during the height of the Troon War last year after the Clownflare shit, it still says "1000" page thread and its been way, way past that number for almost a year now, I think it just never got taken down when Lucas ceased to be relevant.
He used to be Dong Gones chosen figurehead and the face of Drop Kiwi Farms, until his mouth and charism vacuum personality meant he got sidelined for being embarrassing, all he is now is "that fat guy who moved to Ireland" as another poster succinctly put.

 

[FinnSven]

The header on Lucas's thread I think is just a holdover from back during the height of the Troon War last year after the Clownflare shit, it still says "1000" page thread and its been way, way past that number for almost a year now, I think it just never got taken down when Lucas ceased to be relevant.
He used to be Dong Gones chosen figurehead and the face of Drop Kiwi Farms, until his mouth and charism vacuum personality meant he got sidelined for being embarrassing, all he is now is "that fat guy who moved to Ireland" as another poster succinctly put.

The header is there as well as Lucas was actively blaming Kiwifarms for the alleged swating.

He claimed that his thread contained coordination or planning to swat him. Null was helpfully leaving relevant information for the Canadian authorities to read regarding the situation. He clearly felt that details on Lucas’s own involvement in questionable activities was important for them to see.

Fong Jones has not been swatted or harassed. So it seems that despite everything, he doesn’t try to lie to the police.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The header is there as well as Lucas was actively blaming Kiwifarms for the alleged swating.

He claimed that his thread contained coordination or planning to swat him. Null was helpfully leaving relevant information for the Canadian authorities to read regarding the situation. He clearly felt that details on Lucas’s own involvement in questionable activities was important for them to see.

Fong Jones has not been swatted or harassed. So it seems that despite everything, he doesn’t try to lie to the police.

Lol yeah there was a quote from him trying to justify his girl talks and bullshit Daily Dilation attacks, where he basically said he went to the police and they just told him to stop coming here to read his thread. They must have asked him what "harassment" he was recieving, and who was doing it, and of course all Dong could do was point to his thread, so the cops were obviously like "so don't read it" but of course thats not good enough for Elliot, he wants to control what people say about him the way he does on his Wikipedo page, or how he used to be able to do on Xitter before Musk bought it.
This is the temper tantrum of a control freak who is used to being able to use the Troon Shield to get stuff deleted and people banned, that not working here is what's rotting the eyes out of his remarkably square skull in rage.

 

[FinnSven]

Lol yeah there was a quote from him trying to justify his girl talks and bullshit Daily Dilation attacks, where he basically said he went to the police and they just told him to stop coming here to read his thread. They must have asked him what "harassment" he was recieving, and who was doing it, and of course all Dong could do was point to his thread, so the cops were obviously like "so don't read it" but of course thats not good enough for Elliot, he wants to control what people say about him the way he does on his Wikipedo page, or how he used to be able to do on Xitter before Musk bought it.
This is the temper tantrum of a control freak who is used to being able to use the Troon Shield to get stuff deleted and people banned, that not working here is what's rotting the eyes out of his remarkably square skull in rage.

That and he didn’t even have a thread until he actively started attacking the farms.

I doubt the police looked into it that far, but had they and he annoyed them enough in the process, they could have charged him with wasting police time.

(If that exists where he is. It’s definitely an offense in the UK.)

 

[teriyakiburns]

In 2022 a crack internet mockery team was banished from the Internet by a social media court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escape from a maximum security containment zone to the international dark net. Today, still wanted by the internet police, they survive as mockers of troondom. If you have a problem, if no one else gives a shit, and if you can't avoid them....maybe you can sneed with The K Team

 

[Super-Chevy454]

imagine being so bad at your job that not only does the site you are trying to "end" come back online but it also manages to regain .net and have a more competent DDoS protection than when this whole thing started. congratulations brick face you actually managed to fail so badly that it made us stronger. at this rate we might even get upgraded to .com

Let's wait and see for the next step, having the Wayback Machine restoring all archives of KF.

 

[FinnSven]

Let's wait and see for the next step, having the Wayback Machine restoring all archives of KF.

I think the biggest potential owns will be of Null ends up rescuing Cloudflare, but then runs it as a non profit under complete net neutrality grounds.

That and if Null also gains majority control of Honeycomb.io and has Fong Jones first ousted from the company then mounts a lawsuit against him.