Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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so dicks other underling looks exactly like vito? guess he has a type.

also wasnt riley the guy who was living with troons and had to have his girlfriend fight off ralph for him?
Yes, Riley is the one who enticed Ralph to approach the house by shouting that he was 5’1.

He is also the one who told Josh he “wasn’t welcome” prior to the break between Dick and Josh iirc.
 
Man I used to like Masterson too. Shame to see how much of a sperg he's become.
I think the lolsuit broke Masterson. While he appeared to come out on top (in so far as he wasn't compelled by the courts to pay out millions to a man with the dead-eyes of Armenian serial killer, who decorated the walls above his bed with rad shark decals) I believe that the damage that Maddox was able to do to his career and to his standing within the LA comic community resulted in him giving up on any kind of long-term plans he may have had in that area.

His more adult friends and acquaintances, who used to appear on his show, gradually untethered themselves from his orbit. Maybe he got tired of watching his attempts at building things get cut down by forces beyond his control. He worked out he could coast along picking low risk Internet fights. His Twitter is pretty much non-stop contrarian takes, poking accounts for a reaction and then dancing around with mock incredulity like some kind of goblin from a Germanic folktale .

This is an intelligent man in his 40s, who deferred to his own cynicism. He has given up on doing anything more than composting in his own degeneracy and the feculent mulch produced by his scumbag entourage.
 
The Creep-Off is a great show in case anyone sees the clip. I’m really glad Karl could keep his shit together. Dick is so disappointing.
I just finished a post elsewhere sperging about Karl; long story short, they're both disappointing. The saddest thing is they could both be so much funnier. At various points they both have to reel in Eric July or stutjo into every single topic, and its so fuckin pathetic.
 
Why the fuck do they hate him so much? What did he ever do to them? Far as I can tell he just made comics that just happened to be better than a pedophile's, so rather than ignoring it and moving on with their lives the two faggots Juju and Rackets decided to side with the pedophile instead and commit gayops.
vito is just cause he is a jealous attention whore.
dick because he got called out on a stream with eric similar to what just happened with nick. dick went all in after being embarrassed.
nick just loves dick in the same way gator loves metokur.

i have a question for the long time former dick fans here. i saw him getting the vapors on twitter cause eric flagged someone even though his best friend vito has been caught multiple times flagging people. does he believe in or care about anything? or is he just sitting in l.a. waiting to die?
 
or is he just sitting in l.a. waiting to die?
Los Angeles is ground zero for any degenerate thing you can think of. Also his comedy career is going to turn around any day now. Plus he thinks Eric July, Maddox and the Karen Farms will laugh at him if he moves somewhere else. He will never leave. He’s the kind of loser who accidentally OD’s on research chemical-quality drugs because the chinks used a different chemical for a batch.
 
i have a question for the long time former dick fans here. i saw him getting the vapors on twitter cause eric flagged someone even though his best friend vito has been caught multiple times flagging people. does he believe in or care about anything? or is he just sitting in l.a. waiting to die?
Dick only wants to be happy and not think about anything so he doesn't authentically care about anything and will flip his opinion based on how it impacts him or his ability to smash box. Reporting bad if it's against Ethan Ralph because Ralph provides content for the Dick Show. Reporting good if it's against Eric July because he's a personal enemy and fucking with him provides content for the Dick Show.
 
Has it been noted before that the countdown for the Biggest Problem in the Universe show doesn't count properly?

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Completely skips 4:59-4:50 and then compensates by repeating 4:29-4:20. The earliest stream I could find using this prestream bumper was from May 26th, 2023 and it also has this issue.
 
Has it been noted before that the countdown for the Biggest Problem in the Universe show doesn't count properly?

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Completely skips 4:59-4:50 and then compensates by repeating 4:29-4:20. The earliest stream I could find using this prestream bumper was from May 26th, 2023 and it also has this issue.
Look, Dax is a rocket scientist level programmer, and he probably coded this himself. Everyone thinks it's super easy to just countdown 5 minutes, but it's actually impossible.

I swear to god, I'm going to beat my phone with a belt until it fucking uses Dax consistently.
 
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does he believe in or care about anything?
Put simply: no.
He just wants to drink, do drugs, fuxk whores, and whatever makes him laugh. Like a 9 year old in an alcoholic middle aged body
so dicks other underling looks exactly like vito? guess he has a type
For a comedian who's only joke is "ew fat women", he has a lot of fat faggots for pals. Interdesting
 
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i have a question for the long time former dick fans here. i saw him getting the vapors on twitter cause eric flagged someone even though his best friend vito has been caught multiple times flagging people. does he believe in or care about anything? or is he just sitting in l.a. waiting to die?
I mean it's basically what Josh used to say about there being no point in calling Ralph hypocritical because nearly everything he says is hypocritical to how his values or former values. Dick is constantly operating on a "rules for thee but not for me" basis. If Maddox or Eric July flag anyone he's friends with, it's the worst thing in the world but if Vito or if Ralph or Fuentes flag people and admit they're doing so maliciously and illegally, he immediately goes "ummm ackshually there's nothing wrong with flagging."
I hope I'm not late to ask but why doesn't ryle and Dick's other gaggle or retards each have their own threads?
There's nothing technically stopping it, but be warned that Riley is as aggressive for attention as Dick, Vito and Digibro combined. So giving him a thread is giving him the attention he so desperately craves. Plus if you believe Meigh, he has a humiliation fetish so if you make an entire thread saying "look at this fat retard drug addicted loser", you're giving him jerk off material.
 
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also wasnt riley the guy who was living with troons and had to have his girlfriend fight off ralph for him?
Yeah, he was living with Digi, but he got kicked out of the house he and May rented after spending too much on weed.
Cross over from the Digi thread shows Digi is straight up homeless at this point.
knowing that those guys all "live" together and Riley smelled like shit, yeah I'm pretty sure he's still homeless and doing drugs.
 
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vito is just cause he is a jealous attention whore.
dick because he got called out on a stream with eric similar to what just happened with nick. dick went all in after being embarrassed.
nick just loves dick in the same way gator loves metokur.

i have a question for the long time former dick fans here. i saw him getting the vapors on twitter cause eric flagged someone even though his best friend vito has been caught multiple times flagging people. does he believe in or care about anything? or is he just sitting in l.a. waiting to die?
Far as I can tell Vito’s pissy because his own comic (marketed as a Rippaverse killer no less) didn’t do so hot. Whether that’s because no one wanted to buy his comic for fear of catching chomo or not is another matter.

Dick seems salty af that the parallel economy he and a few others have preened about is starting to take some shape in entertainment and he couldn’t cash in on it after the New Project 2 shit show.
 
does he believe in or care about anything?
Money.
Drugs.
Pussy.

If it costs him money, terrible. If it makes him money, great. If it keeps high quality drugs near him, great. If it gets one of his drug suppliers in trouble, terrible. If it makes his poly GF upset and disrupts the degeneracy, terrible. If it keeps new curious pussy near him, great.
 
Yeah, he was living with Digi, but he got kicked out of the house he and May rented after spending too much on weed.
Cross over from the Digi thread shows Digi is straight up homeless at this point.
knowing that those guy all "live" together and Riley smelled like shit, yeah I'm pretty sure he's still homeless and doing drugs.
So Juju and Riley stuck their neck out for some tranny pedo because Jersh was too much of a menace? And the guy still ended up on the street for being a junky. Does Juju know or care that one of his favorite associates is living on the streets doing cooking videos on the curb and looking like absolute garbage?

With friends like Dick who needs enemies?
 
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