Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%
  • Total voters
    354
Nick is so pissed about the practicing lawyer thing. He keeps bringing up that up again and again. He's twitching like a madman as he's watching July and is not even trying to hid his emotions, he looks like he's about to have a meltdown. Commenters are telling him that he's pausing every 2 seconds like Warski. He's calling July out for making two "cope videos" today while seething and pouring more liquor.

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He says July's problem is that his lawyers were probably "practicing business contract lawyers" (yes he put emphasis on the practicing) which seems interesting because... you know.

This meltdown keeps getting worse as I type.

He is now saying that July's lawyers are stupid and should "practice themselves into a fucking corner".

He just said "What am I? Just a whitebread ass NIGGUH because I just tried to clarify what part-nuh meant? [...] I'm not being a whitebread ass NIGGUH."

"I DID PRACTICE NIGGUH!"

EDIT: These clips are going to be fucking wild.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
He's now blatantly lying about whether Eric July said there was an incident report. He says Eric July said "maybe!" instead of the emphatic "yes" that Eric July gave.

Did he forget?
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Rekieta's brain is malfunctioning, he is literally lying about stuff that happened yesterday, he went full hollering, he is throwing niggas left and right, he insults Eric July while screaming, but always ends it with "I'm trying to help you bro"
 
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make_it_so said:
Forgive me as I'm not fully well-versed in Nick's recent lore, but how in the fuck did Nick manage to get into legal trouble with Montegraph of all people?
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In a drunken stupor, he claimed, without any basis in fact, that Montagraph sucked the dicks of little boys, and then dared Montagraph to sue him. Amazingly, Montagraph sued him, and is so far winning.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Nick is so pissed about the practicing lawyer thing. He keeps bringing up that up again and again. He's twitching like a madman as he's watching July and is not even trying to hid his emotions, he looks like he's about to have a meltdown. Commenters are telling him that he's pausing every 2 seconds like Warski. He's calling July out for making two "cope videos" today while seething and pouring more liquor.

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He says July's problem is that his lawyers were probably "practicing business contract lawyers" (yes he put emphasis on the practicing) which seems interesting because... you know.

This meltdown keeps getting worse as I type.

He is now saying that July's lawyers are stupid and should "practice themselves into a fucking corner".

He just said "What am I? Just a whitebread ass NIGGUH because I just tried to clarify what part-nuh meant? [...] I'm not being a whitebread ass NIGGUH."

"I DID PRACTICE NIGGUH!"

EDIT: These clips are going to be fucking wild.
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Wow! Sounds like I bailed out too early. Is most of the good stuff after he switched over to rumble?
 
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Also, while throwing this piece of shit together in MS Paint (for reals... 8 billion hours!), I couldn't help but notice Drex's shirt:

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Quite probably a dig at @Null, depending on how recent it is. VERY disconcerting, either way. Most dogs are cool. I love German Shepherds.
 
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Potatoherder said:
Drama is paying good again. Nick going full IBS would actually be a good move for him.
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Is it really though? When nick returned from nashvile, he dropped from 467k to 466k 2-3 days later. Just a day after the Eric July stream he has dropped to 465k. That's a guaranteed 1k drop in just 10 days or so. Fastest he has dropped since I started noticing the numbers dropping (end of last year).


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So fascinating that after a year of alogs calling Nick a cuck, a drunk, an addict, a coomer, a degenerate, a lousy father, husband and son, a turncoat, a liar, a narcissist, a wetbrain, a faggot, a soyboy, a libertine, etc...

...it's being called a fake lawyer by a relative nobody that seems to be the thing that finally broke him and triggered his narcissistic injury.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Is it really though? When nick returned from nashvile, he dropped from 467k to 466k 2-3 days later. Just a day after the Eric July stream he has dropped to 465k. That's a guaranteed 1k drop in just 10 days or so. Fastest he has dropped since I started noticing the numbers dropping (end of last year).


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Are you suggesting defending Riley's faggotry for the sake of Daddy Dick wasn't a smart move?

Color me shocked.
 
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God, martyr much. Somewhere in-between talking about fences, Mormons, gassing dogs, calling himself a stupid asshole, gay, insecure, and a shit lawyer who just wants to help people while getting triggered by chat, his point seems to be it wasn't legally trespassing and the guy who posted stickers might have had a legitimate complaint, I assume referring to the charity thing - which apparently he doesn't think he did but Eric accidently incriminated himself? Some's going to have to summarize this 'cause I can't follow the ranting. It's literally the Downfall scene with Hitler in the bunker.

"I'm the worst grifter on the fucking planet.""

ONE SECOND LATER

"I know how to do the grift! I see it all over the place. It's easy to grift!"

Edit: Oh, dear, he's talking about race. He's just said July is racist, has been shittalking him behind his back and that he (Nick) hates white people. Oh, and he called him a nigger.

Edit 2: He's literally lecturing him about being black.

I suspect this stream might not stay up.

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Obviously, I'm paraphrasing here, but the point is this: Null is not a afraid of his userbase. He says what he thinks.
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I think the only reason he brought that up (if he ever thought that) is because it clearly flummoxed him that Null refused to 'alter' his thread just because they were on good terms, in the same way that it enrages him when people in his Locals don't do exactly what he wants. It makes sense that somebody who so loves to control the narrative around himself with technicalities and misdirection would equate stubbornness with being unreasonable. The only place he was left to go was to discredit the forum via a conspiracy that nobody can prove, since just not acting like an out-of-control sex-addict in public was apparently not on the table.

If I had to armchair psychoanalyze, I guess Nick is trying to prove a point, if only to himself, about personal loyalty.
 
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