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[FuckedOffToff]

The docs first told me it was indegestion, then anxiety. I was sent to counselling for “panic attacks” instead of having the gallstones treated. Love the nhs for that. I was too young, and not a fat fuck, so I guess it wasn’t their first thought- the pain was felt in my chest more than my side too.

I wasn't going to shit up the thread anymore with my boring health crap, but this was too coincidental to pass by.
Apart from being pregnant at the time, this is exactly what happened to me when I got gallstones.
Two doctors at my practice told me repeatedly that it was "anxiety", particularly because I was getting married in 8 months, and my fiancé was abroad for work at the time, for a month, in beautiful Lansing, Michigan.
So, of course, I was naturally having fits of the vapours, what little woman wouldn't in the circumstances? I still swear the NHS uses "Anxiety" instead of "hysteria" now.
The mantra the NHS goes by for diagnosing gallstones, I learned, is:
"Fat, Forty, and Fair."
I was too young and too thin.
I saw the third doctor at the practice, who had trained as surgeon before ending up as a GP, while I was having a flare up, and he poked the correct area once, with one finger, gauged my reaction, and diagnosed me correctly.
I had my gallbladder out 8 weeks before my wedding, and I'd lost so much weight, that at the final fitting I was told they nearly couldn't salvage my wedding dress, as taking it in any more would have destroyed it.
I will stfu now, it's just British "are saintly NHS" things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Based.

Based would be cutting that whole Heretical fucking banner down.
Faggot shit hanging outside a Church.
The Cathars were burned for less.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Based would be cutting that whole Heretical fucking banner down.
Faggot shit hanging outside a Church.
The Cathars were burned for less.

It just goes to show that the Overton Window has successfully been pushed. There is now a false dichotomy between regular pride and progress pride, so people are fighting between two wrongs rather than fighting for what's true and good. I wouldn't be surprised if this demon infested world goes for the worst wrong out of the two, only to later include something even more abhorrent, in the name of progress.
That rainbow is the sign that God will no longer exterminate the entire planet because of people acting in utter contempt of Him. They use it as their symbol as if to remind Him that he promised not to destroy their rotten souls.

Dear God of the Old Testament,
Please reconsider your promise and come back to cleanse the world with a Holy and Righteous flame. Cast all those who defile your beautiful creation into the Eternal Pit of Hell where they belong.
Love,
All of us.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Can pooners use Accutane for their horrible T acne or would it not make a dent?

 

[Bioniclelover]

Can pooners use Accutane for their horrible T acne or would it not make a dent?

Acne is totally manly dood!!!

 

[Procrastinhater]

It just goes to show that the Overton Window has successfully been pushed. There is now a false dichotomy between regular pride and progress pride, so people are fighting between two wrongs rather than fighting for what's true and good. I wouldn't be surprised if this demon infested world goes for the worst wrong out of the two, only to later include something even more abhorrent, in the name of progress.
That rainbow is the sign that God will no longer exterminate the entire planet because of people acting in utter contempt of Him. They use it as their symbol as if to remind Him that he promised not to destroy their rotten souls.

Dear God of the Old Testament,
Please reconsider your promise and come back to cleanse the world with a Holy and Righteous flame. Cast all those who defile your beautiful creation into the Eternal Pit of Hell where they belong.
Love,
All of us.

He never promised not to wipe the world clean again. He just said he would never do it by Flood.
Things are starting to look like they were in the day of Noah, evil is celebrated as good and the righteous are reviled by the idolators.
If Noah was alive today he's have started building his Ark by now.

 

[aboow]

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> i am stereotypically gay you could say (i do theater and dance, i like girly pop music, i am pretty flamboyant)
Seriously? Yes they are stereotypical for effeminate gays. "Effeminacy is the embodiment of feminine traits in boys or men, particularly those considered untypical of men or masculinity." They are stereotypical for women and not man ffs.

All these fucking pooners mention crying a lot in every single post they make, it's really embarassing. For actual men, crying over inane crap is a sign of shame and in most cases a cause for ridicule among peers.

I laughed out loud for 10 seconds when I read the title. Why not start by behaving like a man before doing hormones? Crying is only acceptable for man if somebody close died and even then you just shed a few tears and have a runny nose. Although I have to admit that I also lost a few tears when one of my best friends handed me over his suicide note but I felt bad for it and tried hard to suppress it. Crying because you don't get exactly what you want? That's the most girly thing ever.

 

[Duck & Cover]

I am in no way trying to say that porn is acceptable because it's mainstream, I am actually finding it rather depressing.

My point was that porn is mainstream because of the state of society and that's a bad thing.

What's most concerning about the abundance of porn is the fact (mostly) men keep watching and masturbating while in a marriage/relationship. It's very prominent in those transwidows posts/mid-term switcheroos and breakups.

Various kiwis have also pointed out the abundance of transitions once the wives are pregnant, and it's accepted that the men can't handle the shift of focus to the woman and embryo.

What if porn plays a part again? Some women are advised to avoid intercourse for 3+ months. If the men had regular sex and supplemented with porn even then, wouldn't this sudden drought make them double or triple the porn time?

 

[Bioniclelover]

What's most concerning about the abundance of porn is the fact (mostly) men keep watching and masturbating while in a marriage/relationship. It's very prominent in those transwidows posts/mid-term switcheroos and breakups.

Various kiwis have also pointed out the abundance of transitions once the wives are pregnant, and it's accepted that the men can't handle the shift of focus to the woman and embryo.

What if porn plays a part again? Some women are advised to avoid intercourse for 3+ months. If the men had regular sex and supplemented with porn even then, wouldn't this sudden drought make them double or triple the porn time?

I think it's a given that porn-riddled-brain retards in relationship become even more degenerate once they are in a time where they have no access to sex for a longer period. The slippery sloep is real and if you consume ton of porn you eventually stop feeling aroused to vanilla stuff and move into more and more degenerate territory with time.

There was an infamous case of 'Vienna swimming pool rape' where a muslim migrant in Austria raped a small boy and as his rationale, he said that his partner had post-birth complications and he was unable to have sex in four months. Although not as horrifying as this case, men trooning out because their partner is pregnant has the same logic - lack of sex for semi-nymphomaniacs leads them into even greater cesspit of utter degeneracy.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Effeminacy

... is not the same as femininity. And there are effeminate women. It 's not a compliment.
Remember Carol Channing.?

---

Tax:
A problem no woman ever had ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16w6guz/considering_opting_for_bottom_surgery_but_worried/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q6npb

Read the whole thing not just the subject line. Key quote:

... I know specifically that I do not want to be penetrated and do not enjoy that, so I know I don't want to opt for vaginoplasty and instead would opt for vulvoplasty ...

Take note! An operation to create a no-hole version of "female" is a thing.
I mean on purpose, not like what happened to the Jennings boy.

 

[Susanna]

Trans joy.

He transitioned from a depressed man to a pale depressed man.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/16w5f5c/despite_being_asexual_knowing_no_one_will_ever_be/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/kzCeg

Only one comment (someone must have deleted something).

The sort of thing mom would say to a normal teenager who said 'nobody will ever love me'.
But mom was right and this one is wrong.

 

[Cole009]

Made an account solely to put this out. I know a guy who got groomed into trooning out by his suicidal, horny friends. Nigga wanted me to call him Roxxane and use She/Her shit. How do I try and make this dude normal again?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Can pooners use Accutane for their horrible T acne or would it not make a dent?

Not really. The underlying cause are hormonal imbalances, Accutane works by stimulating cell growth and replacement.

And since they can't follow reasonable instructions they'd probably end up red faced and sunburnt from misuse

 

[N Space]

...I know specifically that I do not want to be penetrated and do not enjoy that, so I know I don't want to opt for vaginoplasty and instead would opt for vulvoplasty...

Spoken like a true eunuch.

 

[TruffleSpark]

As a side note, age of 14 is probably rather late for starting porn consumption in modern times. Younger zoomers probably start on average at 12 or lower (at least that's my impression which I got from my own school and from younger relatives).

In hindsight even 14 was probably too early to be psychologically healthy. And this was before porn was all centralized on big streaming sites. Probably not great that we are raising a generation of children who are also porn addicts.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Immature TiF throws tantrum and cries to prove to her mother that she's serious about being a man.

That idiot. This pouty girlie needs to grow up, get a job (pt if in school), get a drivers’ license, learn what “responsibility” and “accountability” are. Lol, on top of everything else, “it’s my evil mom’s fault I can’t drive because she never taught me.” I mean, it’s weird it never came up at 14, 15, 16, when everyone else is learning and taking drivers’ ed, and bad if mom refused for some reason - but this chick talks like it’s all over forever at 18 and she’s utterly helpless to learn now. This is 9-year-old-level thinking.

The lack of maturity, gravity, and foresight in these kids is exactly why they should never be allowed to touch hormones or get surgeries. And I’m in huge favor of the older-fashioned requirements for any age - at least 1-x years of living full-time as the other gender before any hormones, at least 1-x years of real therapy (and medical treatment of psychiatric matters that may need/benefit from it). I digress.

“My life sucks and I thought I would be free at 18 but….” Guess what! You can be! Move out, live on your own, get your own insurance, work to pay for your life. Voilà! You’re free to ruin it.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

In hindsight even 14 was probably too early to be psychologically healthy. And this was before porn was all centralized on big streaming sites. Probably not great that we are raising a generation of children who are also porn addicts.

And no one actually having sex, much less fun n’ healthy sex, much less that in good relationships, judging from articles claiming like fifty percent of women will be single/childless by 2030 and Twitter threads claiming like fifty percent of 18-25 year old men haven’t tried to approach a woman to flirt/date/whatever because it’s just not worth any risk or investment. And seven years ain’t that long in the long run comparing those two.

And that’s right now, for millennials and Zoomers. If this keeps going I shudder for the kid generation you speak of.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

Made an account solely to put this out. I know a guy who got groomed into trooning out by his suicidal, horny friends. Nigga wanted me to call him Roxxane and use She/Her shit. How do I try and make this dude normal again?

try https://kiwifarms.st/threads/losing-people-to-transgenderism-support-thread.85329/


But you can't fix him. Sorry. Maybe you can offer support when he comes to his senses?

 

[cypocryphy]

Good one for the beginning of Spook-tober!