Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Save the Loli said:
Golden Face said:
Perfect song that describes consoomer culture
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lyrics:
"Savages"

It's funny there I was
There I was just ordering a frappuccino with some pumpkin spice
Scrolling through the pictures
Scrolling through the pictures of some people that I didn't really like

At war with every species, from dinosaur to seaweed
Peace love high-fives free wifi
At war with every species, Veni vidi vici
Peace love tie-dye free wifi

I was just standing in the store
I had forgotten what I'd started looking for

There must be something, there really must be something
I can buy to make this feeling go away
There must be some way, there really must be some way
To get high and make this feeling go away

Somebody sell me something please somebody sell me something
I am numb and I feel nothing from the junk my heart is pumping
Somebody tell me something please somebody tell me something
That is comfortable and loving I am numb and I feel nothing

Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Government establishments coloring and additives
Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Savages

At war with every species, from dinosaur to seaweed
Peace love high-fives free wifi
At war with every species, Veni vidi vici
Peace love tie-dye free wifi

I was just standing in the aisle
Looking for something I could buy to make me smile

(There must be something there really must be something I can buy to make this feeling go away
There must be some way there really must be some way to get high and make this feeling go away

Somebody sell me something please somebody sell me something I am numb and I feel nothing from the junk my heart is pumping
Somebody tell me something please somebody tell me something
That is comfortable and loving I am numb and I feel nothing

Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Government establishments coloring and additives
Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Savages

I don't want another update, fuck's sake, drugs to go to sleep
Drugs to keep me up late
I don't want another update, fuck's sake, drugs to go to sleep
Drugs to keep me up late

There must be something there really must be something I can buy to make this feeling go away
There must be some way there really must be some way to get high and make this feeling go away

Somebody sell me something please somebody sell me something I am numb and I feel nothing from the junk my heart is pumping
Somebody tell me something please somebody tell me something that is comfortable and loving I am numb and I feel nothing

Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Government establishments coloring and additives
Savages
At war with ratios and averages
Government establishments coloring and additives

I don't understand. We were holding hands
And stretching in our yoga pants
Recycling our soda cans
Voting, giving hope a chance

I don't understand
We were holding hands... recycling our soda cans
Voting, giving hope a chance
I don't understand
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in dis house we have local copies and archive
 
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DirectorDelta said:
I'm glad this guy decided to spare the world by getting a vasectomy so he could no longer pass on that soyjack face to the next generation. Truly the best contribution he could ever make to society at large.
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Unfortunately I believe he does have a child, I saw them in one of his thumbnails. He also appears to be married, but actively (at least emotionally) cheating on his wife with a 40-something Disney adult. He even did a video on their 26th anniversary as "Friends".
 
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John Titor said:
1) We don't really know the purpose of the Venus of Willendorf and related figures. Maybe it was caveman porn, maybe it was a self-portrait by a cavewoman, maybe it was a fertility goddess; it's a mystery. 3) While I don't know the definitive history of this piece, the most common interpretation is Picasso was associating prostitutes with pain. In fact, one of his friends hated it because he considered it menacing and unfeminine so I have no idea why the poster thinks this is fetishism.
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Where did 2) go?

Because (speaking it as someone with feminist for best friend) they think anything men do is sexual or rape somehow. "Queer scholars" explain how normal interactions are sexual, and faggots responsible for TV found a way to imply male suicies are sexual through autoerotic asphyxiation jokes.

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I saw keychains that are micro-waifu pillows, what kind of demon came up with those? A chick had like 5 of some anime dudes.
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
A pillow, miniature, but with the pose and everything.
Soft character cutouts had been around for ages.
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I mean I'm a weeb, I won't even say I don't have a Keychain... but, pillows, bad connotations with being a absolute neckbeard. And 5? Good lord, how do you fit that in your pocket?
 
WelperHelper99 said:
I mean I'm a weeb, I won't even say I don't have a Keychain... but, pillows, bad connotations with being a absolute neckbeard. And 5? Good lord, how do you fit that in your pocket?
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Well, even tho I saw anime girl ones being sold, as well, maybe it started out as female fan-oriented thing. Weeblettes have zero shame, I cringe to oblivion each time I see any with blatant gay porn pins.

They are about a finger's lenght, and she had them at either bag or jacket, most modern keychains are not for keyring use.
 
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UnsufficentBoobage said:
Well, even tho I saw anime girl ones being sold, as well, maybe it started out as female fan-oriented thing. Weeblettes have zero shame, I cringe to oblivion each time I see any with blatant gay porn pins.

They are about a finger's lenght, and she had them at either bag or jacket, most modern keychains are not for keyring use.
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A keychain should be personal yet not total cringe if you have to give your keys to someone else. Gay porn shit is beyond redemption. There are thousands of anime charecters and you choose the ones buttfucking. I'll go as far as to rag on one's that are just pure booba. Come on bro.
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Also yeah, keychains have gotten huge to the point that basically only bags and the like can handle them. I just wanna find my keys man
 

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UnsufficentBoobage said:
Where did 2) go?

Because (speaking it as someone with feminist for best friend) they think anything men do is sexual or rape somehow. "Queer scholars" explain how normal interactions are sexual, and faggots responsible for TV found a way to imply male suicies are sexual through autoerotic asphyxiation jokes.

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I saw keychains that are micro-waifu pillows, what kind of demon came up with those? A chick had like 5 of some anime dudes.
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I didn't have much to comment on 2.
 
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With all this talk of rare games going up in price, I have to wonder... how many of these people are trying to get the games for the sake of collecting vs. playing? It seems like there is a shocking number of people out there that, for whatever reason, do not use emulators. Are most of these Gen Z kids so tech illiterate that they can't figure out how they work, or even how to download them?
 
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