Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Attractive Sexhaver]

@Otterly and @Littlest Pooner sum up pooners for me as well. A lot of them are little rat bastards (bitches?) who deserve a smack, but their lack of physical ability and obsession with UwU gayfeels instead of sex-chasing (outside any horndog-addled obsession T gives them) renders them ultimately harmless to others outside persuasion and bullying… and frankly by that point a ton of them can’t do that worth jackshit. I even agree with @Kujo Jotaro I have some pity for some male troons here and there who are probably more on the lonely/desperate side, though they are vastly outnumbered by the AGPs and horndogs.

This thread has long since gone off the rails, so I'd like to share one of my own pooner stories. It doesn't end with me ejaculating inside of someone with BPD.

Years ago, I was out in the city with my girlfriend at the time and her best friend. There was this little manlet waiting by the crossing lights of a busy street. 5'2, white t shirt and leather jacket, bad tatts, shaved head. Pubestache. Skinny af. He was catcalling every woman that went by. Mostly some variation of screaming "HEYBABE HEYBABE HEYBABE" over and over again. Sure enough as we go to cross he's about to do it to my girlfriend's friend. So before he can, I go "HEY BABE" back to him. I honestly didn't mean anything by it. I just thought his routine was funny as fuck. Anyway, he loses his shit and grabs my arm so I push him off me. Rather than leaving it at that, he tries to rake his nails down my face. I pop him in the nose, not especially hard, moreso just to remind him that he's tiny af and if he persists he's going to have a bad night. But he goes down hard, head bouncing off the concrete.

Anyway this fat goth girl comes out of nowhere screaming something about transphobia and checking on the manlet lying on the pavement. My girlfriend and her friend look horrified, like I've just murdered a baby deer in front of them. As we are shuffling away my girlfriend goes "you know that was a woman, right?" (she wasn't based, this was just from an era where normal people still agreed on basic facts about reality). All's that to say, pooners have this fantasy of being a man, but literally the second they encounter any of the realities of being a man that don't appear in their porno fantasies, they freak the fuck out and act like the most typical version of their actual gender possible.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Pooners on Reddit complaining about bad grinder experiences:

And gay guys complaining about the influx of straights, genderspecials, and just plain uggos:

 

[Lady Bizness]

I don't think it'd help. There's been a massive push to normalize HIV over the past decade or so to the point where a lot of fags and wannabe fags like pooners have been convinced that it's no worse than catching a cold. The sheer amount of taxpayer-funded brainwashing that went into creating and maintaining modern alphabet soup culture makes these kinds of outreach efforts to them a waste of time in 99% of cases.

I wonder how many in this HIV positivity crowd are still wearing masks.

 

[Baraadmirer]

: Title: "There's no gender filter. What am I doing wrong?"

Did this guy get the latest version of Grindr? It's literally the third main option from the top.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Did this guy get the latest version of Grindr? It's literally the third main option from the top.
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LOL at a "More Genders" drop down. I half expect animals and children to be on there, but you have to scroll a ways.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Pooners on Reddit complaining about bad grinder experiences:
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And gay guys complaining about the influx of straights, genderspecials, and just plain uggos:
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"I'm a trans guy, passable but pre-op..."

Gets clocked on Grinder.

I'm always seeing stories of "passable" troons and pooners getting clocked. If they were truly passable, they wouldn't get clocked at all, at least not until their clothes were off. And the only reason they think they're passable is because too many people go along with their delusions, use "their" pronouns, and enable them to live in a fantasy world.

Clocking troons and pooners and crushing their delusions should be seen as a vital public service, I swear to god.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Did this guy get the latest version of Grindr? It's literally the third main option from the top.
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As if that will stop pooners classifying themselves as true and honest men.

 

[On a Journey]

And gay guys complaining about the influx of straights, genderspecials, and just plain uggos:

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The comments on this post are amazing, the OP is an old gay dude who went a rant about troons:



Edits bc technical difficulties uploading screenshots:
How are this this many gay dating apps? Are they all using multiple?


Found this specimen on r/Grindr as well:

IDK why she put her bio on Reddit instead of actually using Grindr, especially since she turned off comments (thus the 0 upvotes, 0 comments) lmao.

 

[cybertoaster]

and on MatI

Got a clip of that part?

Is she trying to be a brony in 2023? also those are some really fake abs.

Why.

puppy boi's hair looks SO SOFT! I'm jealous and want to touch it.

That's because its been dyed to hell and back, happens a lot with these aposematic idiots because you have to bleach your hair white for these unnatural colors to actually take.

Source: hairdresser ex, used to tell me how some girls barely in their 20s were already going bald from doing this since they were 12.

There's also so much controled poses and facial expressions going on,

Same as trannies, both groups try to avoid being clocked but it comes out weird and unnatural.

Puppy Boy looks like a typical "stab you with a pair of scissors at 3am" psycho girlfriend

So basically the only kind of women I seem to attract.

One had the courtesy to tell me straight up that she had been in a psych ward, I give her points for that.

This is one dahmer-looking motherfucker, bet she's gonna invite you to watch a movie too...

We're living in a world where a gay boomer is the voice of reason, think about that for a minute...

Is this guy an actual gay or a pooner making a guide on how to fool gays?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Same as trannies, both groups try to avoid being clocked but it comes out weird and unnatural.

They are trannies. Troons usually (it can be used for both but became more male) refers to males, pooners to females, and trannies to both.

 

[cybertoaster]

They are trannies. Troons usually (it can be used for both but became more male) refers to males, pooners to females, and trannies to both.

I know, I been using trannies for MTF and pooner for FTM, but troon wasn't trannies that are also goons from SA?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I know, I been using trannies for MTF and pooner for FTM, but troon wasn't trannies that are also goons from SA?

It used to be and now it's just "goddamn male trans identified retards". It's easier to get past censors than tranny.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

It speaks for the users of Grindr that none of these idiots have been serial killer'd yet. Really waiting for the first one to find this bonus hole in the murder market.

*Hatches diabolical scheme to get Pooners to commit Canadian Healthcare by fucking them and then ditching them like cheap sluts.*

@Muskcarpone
I love the farms. Best free entertainment to be had anywhere.

Oh, there's a price to pay...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

After the spin-off thread was featured both on-site and on MatI, I return with another helping of dooooods. Again, just profile pic thumbnails because I'm not shelling out big bucks to look more in depth at these big does.

First Category: Not Even Trying
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Spoiler: booba

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Second Category: FAT
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Third Category: Nice Pube Beard, King
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Fourth Category: Zipper Tits
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Bonus
Unfunny pussy joke:
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Unfunny biohazard joke
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That Finn is a (from this pic) a very pretty girl with cute style. She should be in art school somewhere dressing dapper and developing her portfolio, not transing and grindr-ing her life away.

In a way I can understand the awkward or ungainly girls/young women who are deep-down obsessed with or overwhelmed by ideal molds but not fitting into them them boomeranging to a community that is full of similar. People want to be accepted, and we’re in an era of both constant TikTok- and Insta-type reminders of what is perceived “everywhere” as the only acceptable way to look, and living online, where people are harsh and mean and full of fake and absurdly unrealistic “standards,” for all kinds of unhealthy reasons - it’s no wonder there’s this explosion of young people grabbing onto the current fad that promises you a completely flipped life, a solution to all angst, and idealized levels of acceptance. It’s offensive that even formal society/institutions are facilitating - nay, encouraging - permanently (and expensively) damaging “solutions” to teenage mopeyness and aimlessness. Imagine what some of these folks might actually achieve if they rerouted even half the time, mental energy, and effort of “being/becoming trans” into actual goals, jobs, study, productive anything-else.

That said, is Rainbow Dash a girl? Those are broad shoulders and very defined abs* - plus, aren’t there nipples there? Large forearms? I’m mobile and even zooming in didn’t improve the resolution, but despite hips wider than waist, really? The unibrow is impressive for an Asian woman, even on T.

* fake? I did wonder but @cybertoaster seems sure. Mmmkay…but the nipples?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

pop him in the nose, not especially hard, moreso just to remind him that he's tiny af and if he persists he's going to have a bad night.

Just like with hekkin pupperinos, sometimes ya just gotta boop those liddl poonerinos on their snoots, mah dood!

 

[vomitusdeux]

Just like with hekkin pupperinos, sometimes ya just gotta boop those liddl poonerinos on their snoots, mah dood!

Don't hit dogs. Hitting pooners is fine.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Twitter adventures…

Video grindr posted at the beginning of June

new logo


gays getting banned from grindr for not liking pussy




girls just needing a man


horned up pooner

Spoiler: nudes

poor pooners oppressed by chasers


this one has a phallo or meta


fairy gender

“dominick” and reappearance of shrek


this one is also a “chronically disabled” “sex worker”

how desperate are these guys




just some doods

enlarge for wispy mustache








WARNING: DISGUSTING

Spoiler: your loss

 

[Bees]

God I want to pop them areola pimples.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

This shit is almost as funny as when troons are shocked that real men don't want to fuck another guy with a dick. None of these retards ever stop to think that their sexual attraction completely goes away when they start mutilating and drugging their bodies, they just watch tiktok videos about how great it is to be trans and then when the content creators of these videos kill themselves nobody every mentions it. Misery loves company, transgenderism is a cult requiring new and vulnerable people to fill the void left by the %41+.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

a lot of these people are people who struggle with their sexuality and gender either through mental health issues or because they were sexually abused as children.

True, but since I hate Pooners, I don't care what you do with or to them.

You're basically seeking out rape/child sexual assault victims to have sex with.

Well, according to feminists, that's every woman in the world, so what do?