Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

What he's counting on is people not understanding he's saying dumb shit.

The problem is only a dumbshit wouldn't recognize the dumb shit he says as being dumb shit.

When Nick says that Eric's issue with Dick and Vito attacking his company is no different that what Eric himself and other commentators do to Disney, Marvel and DC - there is a problem.

Remember how this two-faced snake claimed Kiwi Farms was doing this to him and was completely incapable of providing any examples? And the only person who did anything like that was TiC who was banned almost immediately after he pulled his dumb shit.

And now this faggot is claiming literally trespassing on someone's property and arguably vandalizing his business is totally like okay man.

Eat shit Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's final word and soliloquy he knows will be clipped:

~6.33.00 on Rumble

Nick will do the show for no money before he compromises:

~6.38.30 on Rumble

Nick explains how Dick and Eric are different and Eric's 'list':

~6.39.40 on Rumble
~6.41.25 on Rumble

 

[mindlessobserver]

PLEASE add "non-practicing" before lawyer. I will love you long-time (no homo).

I gotchu fam.

Here's the clip of Nick talking to Juju who admits that he contacted the charity, is trying to harm Eric's business, and his motives. Long, but the confessions come early and context is relevant.

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Here is Nick with Drexel describing where they grew up from around grade 5 through to high school.

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If Nick claims he grew up poor and in the hood then he did all his growing before around grade 5.

Am I tripping?

It seems to me that Rekietas left and right eyeball are not in synch. There are a number of things that can cause this. Almost all of them are neurological, and or he's drunk but high functioning. Or both. Am I the only one noticing this? Maybe its a trick of Camera angles?

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

I've been monitoring this thread for about a year and been struggling to figure out what I really think about Rekieta. The a-logging seemed a bit too extreme for a guy who was still pretty funny and relatively based. But last night banished whatever respect I still had for him. His stream was completely deranged. Actual narcissist behavior. I can't keep watching this.

Spoiler: sperging on breaking up with online lawyers

Nick's streams have been ruined by alcoholism for over a year at this point--at least since Depp started--and are often hard to listen to, full of nonsensical tangents, repetition of the same stories and anecdotes, and endless "can I have a toast to grandma?" superchats. Superchats especially made it almost impossible to get through the shows; I'd spend all night listening and come away with literally nothing. This reached its zenith one night last month, where he got completely wasted after 30 minutes, read a hundred superchats, simped for his wife unprovoked, and said the same things over and over again until he was eventually too drunk to continue. I watched for four hours and did not experience a single moment of "content" once.

I've been watching less and less, especially lately, but I stilled tuned in occasionally. So long as he was sober and on-topic, he could still be extremely funny.

But last night's stream was it for me. I'm baffled by how anyone could think this kind of behavior is acceptable. Ranting about how Rippa saying, "Yeah, we have multi-product discounts, like every other business in the world," is opening him up to liability...is a 0iq take. It's too retarded for anyone to believe. Offering discounts to charities is not, cannot be, and has never been fraud. No one can think that. The only way he could ever get hung up on this completely retarded take is because he's so desperate to JuJuGuard that he is willing to lie even when Dick isn't about his true intentions.

I don't know how anyone in this audience can sit through a stream like that and not come away disturbed. Getting this angry about something so inconsequential is the behavior of a severely deranged man. It's bordering on legitimate psychosis. There isn't a shred of honesty or humility in anything he's saying, and yet he's also unrelenting in his desperation to be right. It's like staring into the eyes of a man with no soul--like only a machine could act this way. Even Dick feels more like a real person in comparison, and he's a disgusting pedoguarding cow furry sodomite Mexican troll. How can a sane person constantly say "I'm not trying to stir drama, I HATE drama!" while also calling a black man an idiot and a nigger to his face, and saying that everyone in his community is a retard?

This is not what avoiding drama looks like. Nick loves drama. It makes him money. I guess he wasn't joking about being a grifter after all, huh?

For over two years "LawTube" has been my only entertainment. But I've realized suddenly that I don't like any of them anymore. Nick is an insane narcissist; Branca is based but almost certainly insane; LegalMindset is a beta male with an unbelievably fragile ego pretending to be a chad box-smashing alpha; Nate the Lawyer is fine, I guess, but he's also completely retarded and says dumb shit constantly; Law&Lumber is a closeted homosexual; Barnes is a good lawyer but holy shit he believes every idiotic thing he comes across; and Joe is a Jew.

The only one I still kind of like is Runkle, but he's also the least interesting orbiter. I'm starting to wonder if maybe Alyte was right about Nick after all.

tl;dr: nick must have sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his streaming career, because he looks and acts like a hollow person now, with nothing left but ego and a desperation for Dick

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Funny you brought that up.

NOT an alcoholic BTW
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Spoiler: More Alcoholism

My favorite one:
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There was more bottle licking but Dick was also present, so I stopped looking.
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I also missed a few too.

Jesus, he's got it down to a ritual. That's classic addict behavior.

You know what Nick? Don't pull up, dive that plane right into the ground. Really excited to see what happens next.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Nick's $17.50 vs $13 rant part 10(?), with more faggots, and nigguhs, also Eric is dumb and committed fraud in the eyes of IRS.

I think this was a mistake on Eric both trying to over-explain and simultaneously not explaining enough, I can't blame Nick for being a little pissy about this outcome but he doesn't even try to explain Eric's position even though he says "He knows/understands"

When did Eric say HE would shoot Riley? Didn't he say the SECURITY would be justified in shooting him? So why does it matter if Eric is personally scared? Nick has been going on for almost an hour on this point alone and it's entirely irrelevant.

That something I've been hung up on, I know people in security, and especially armed security, and they know more about when they can and can't shoot than most people, probably even more than Eric since the security team is presumably from Texas themselves. Eric's fear of Riley is completely pointless and in my opinion disingenuous.

The easiest thing to do is to stay out of the drama entirely and not engage. Nothing would've been lost. Except he's not been this excitable in a long time. Nick doesn't just love the attention, he is feeding off of it and clearly craving it.

He used to stay out of his friends drama all the time, people would try to get him to comment on it and he would just brush it off or ignore it as best he could. I think it has to be driven either by channel numbers or actual animosity towards Eric for some reason. If I had to give any credence to Nick's drama hunger it would be Eric's supposed list of people that don't defend him enough, I don't know if I can take Nick's word on that but if it is real I personally think its really gay.

And people accuse Eric July of being inarticulate.

I said the other day he was inarticulate and while he wasn't a slobbering drunk I think he explained his position relatively poorly for anyone that hasn't been paying attention and in a way as to have it be taken advantage of by dishonest people like Nick and Dick. In contrast Nick didn't drink as much during that portion and sounded better albeit slimy and clearly mincing words with Eric just for the sake of being technically correct.

If Nick claims he grew up poor and in the hood then he did all his growing before around grade 5.

Yeah I remember years ago I thought all his stories about growing up poor/in the hood yet moving to Minnesota young to be kinda counter acting and confusing. The numbers just didn't make sense to me and I assumed at the time that since I just didn't look into it that much I was just confused about it. Now I think he may be taking more "Street Cred" than he had.

 

[zyclonPD]

It's painfully transparent to me that what's going on here is that Riley did a really stupid ass thing, and Nick is trying REALLY hard to spin it in a way where July looks like the bad guy.

I think Nick has a mission assigned to him by JuJu to stop juju from getting sued if possible through any manipulation he can pull off. Nothing about his behavior is Indicative of a neutral party who cares about facts or both sides. He's trying as hard as he can to plant any seed of doubt possible to stop his retard master from catching a lawsuit that might dethrone his image of the million dollar Mexican who has won every lawsuit against him..

I hope the rest of the YouTube faggots rub some brain cells together and recognize this. There's no positive gain to being associated with Nick Rekieta and everybody should at the very least just distance themselves from him. His shit storm will get you caught in it if you remain close.

 

[200MB]

It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

It's clear Nick idolizes blackness and thinks niggers are the coolest people on earth. Nick yanks his crank in the corner, wishing he was the nigger railing his wife.

 

[AnOminous]

It seems to me that Rekietas left and right eyeball are not in synch. There are a number of things that can cause this. Almost all of them are neurological, and or he's drunk but high functioning. Or both. Am I the only one noticing this? Maybe its a trick of Camera angles?

Horizontal gaze nystagmus is one of the basic field drunk tests cops use to tell if drunk alcoholics like Nick are drunk.

- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.

Lmao who is the audience for this absolute bullshit?

 

[SofondaCox]

Holy Christ.

Will Nick take Cow of the Year? My god how did this come to pass. It was so fast and strange. Accelerationism sucks, and that matters not at all.
Can't watch anymore, I need to still be able to pity him.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm watching some of these clips and the only sensation I am feeling is depression and horror. Its like in those movies where your significant other is revealed to be a skinwalker. Leading to two horrifying conclusions. Either the person you got involved with was an alien/demon/double agent from the start, or the person you did fall for is dead, and replaced by the alien/demon/double agent.

Either outcome is truly horrific.

I'm going to go with the latter conclusion though. Rekieta died of Alcohol poisoning, and whats left is the shattered husk of biological matter continuing to maintain primary functions. The higher order functions however are gone. Shit sucks. This July shit in the impact.

Now all we got left is 10 years of watching him slowly slip into organ failure as the body drinks itself to death.

 

[AnOminous]

- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

Oh, that's why. Typical liberal whitey trick, claim you have a black friend so you can call black people who disagree with you from the right of being Uncle Toms and niggers. Eat shit Nick.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

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It's clear Nick idolizes blackness and thinks niggers are the coolest people on earth. Nick yanks his crank in the corner, wishing he was the nigger railing his wife.

Aren't nick's parents super wealthy? So wealthy they could literally buy him a law degree?

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Here's the clip of Nick talking to Juju who admits that he contacted the charity, is trying to harm Eric's business, and his motives. Long, but the confessions come early and context is relevant.

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"Do you want to destroy his business?"​

"Yes."​

"Does the charity have anything to do with that?"​

"Not really"​

"Why are you harping on the charity"​

"I dislike the art but SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STAND UP FOR THE CHARITY:​

"Charity is happy though - they made a public statement and everything"​

"NO THEY'RE NYAHHT, SOMEBODY GOTTA STAND UP FOR THE CHARITY"​

"but the charity is happy though"​

"NUH UHH! THEY WERE ALL LYING BECAUSE THEY HAPPY FOR ANY MONEY. HE NEEDS TO PROVE TO ME"​

Nick, what in the actual FUCK are you doing carrying water for this psychopath? Dick doesn't give a fuck about charity. He's harping on it to lend himself a moral justification. Nick knows this as a supposedly "totally practiced gaiz" lawyer, he should have dealt with his fair share of criminal psychopaths. Dick has 'unreasonably angry psychotic ex' vibes.

Nick is spending time acting like a victim while continuously giving shelter to a person who wants to wreck a multi-million dollar business somebody spent $300k of their own money to start? That's absolute absurdity. What he and his posse are doing to destroy Eric's company could and reasonably should be met with ruinous civil suits.

There is not a single universe where Nick is right, and considering this is a dude who's been actually doxed, had terminally online freakshows try to ruin his livelihood, and has been swatted, Nick should know better. I'm disappointed to see him fall like this. Whatever, with faggotry like that, nobody is going to save him when it goes tits up.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Oh, that's why. Typical liberal whitey trick, claim you have a black friend so you can call black people who disagree with you from the right of being Uncle Toms and niggers. Eat shit Nick.

You can absolutely bet on Nick bringing his pet nigger Drexel on to continue grifting off of this drama that he is in no way angry about.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I thought all his stories about growing up poor/in the hood yet moving to Minnesota young to be kinda counter acting and confusing.

Didn't he use to say that either his parents or grandparents had a Daytona super car that was stolen?
Was it Plymouth Superbird? He said that the car rocked the house when it's engine was ignited, and that's how a car should be.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Sir, I'm going to hold a pen in front of your face. I want you to follow this pen with just your eyes.

Sir, you moved your head. Lets try again. Hold your head STILL. Do not move your head. I am going to move the pen. I need you to follow the pen with just your eyes.

 

[RotPockets]

Guess I missed some seething white hot white hate by skipping the boring JuJu segment.

He totally fetishizes niggers, yet my post about this was removed for “race baiting”?

Spoiler

 

[Null]

Also, Nick doesn't want you to forget that Eric is a cool dude, he didn't committed fraud, and ERIC IS ALSO A RACIST.

bro this clip is UNHINGED

Is he flipping out because he's not cool to a black guy??? he's fucking dropping hard R nigger at this guy and talking about his street cred and saying he knows many people in jail cuz all his black classmates went to prison after school and he's calling Eric July 'the real racist'

wtfffffffffffffff

Nick took Dick's word on how bad ISOM was (He did not read it):

And this is so backhanded! It's just shitting on fucking July's comic (WITHOUT READING IT) and then going "he's a bad writer but so is everyone haha"

 

[Neetorino]

I've been monitoring this thread for about a year and been struggling to figure out what I really think about Rekieta. The a-logging seemed a bit too extreme for a guy who was still pretty funny and relatively based. But last night banished whatever respect I still had for him. His stream was completely deranged. Actual narcissist behavior. I can't keep watching this

Many such cases my friend, welcome to the party. I expect that you won't be the last person who signs up after the travesty that was his 7 hour cope session with Juju, just know that like a good country in Europe the Forum accepts any and all refugees.