Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[make_it_so]

@Null how soon until deployment of the corn joke?

 

[Captain Manning]

Bless you @mindlessobserver.

(I still think "non practicing" should be added if the character limit allows it, tho.)

I think Nick has a mission assigned to him by JuJu to stop juju from getting sued if possible through any manipulation he can pull off. Nothing about his behavior is Indicative of a neutral party who cares about facts or both sides. He's trying as hard as he can to plant any seed of doubt possible to stop his retard master from catching a lawsuit that might dethrone his image of the million dollar Mexican who has won every lawsuit against him..

Now contrast all that to what Sean (Potentially Criminal) says about Riley, as clipped in this post.

Sean is a practicing lawyer, and isn't licking Dick's taint.

I'm somewhat loathe to compliment Sean too much, because I feel like it would jinx things given where we are with Rekieta now, but.... credit where credit is due. You can clearly see the contrast from somebody overly beholden to Dax.

bro this clip is UNHINGED

Is he flipping out because he's not cool to a black guy??? he's fucking dropping hard R nigger at this guy and talking about his street cred and saying he knows many people in jail cuz all his black classmates went to prison after school and he's calling Eric July 'the real racist'

wtfffffffffffffff

He's brain damaged. You called it. Congratulations on being right.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'm starting to really believe the brain-damage theory because none of his rambling makes any sense. It sounds like you are listening to some homeless crack addict mumbling to himself.



"I DON'T CARE if I have to do this show to zero people... I actually DON'T CARE about making money! I love making money tho... it's funny actually... I just want you all to know that I DON'T CARE! I am NOT MAD! I think it is all very funny and uhh... I will stream to one person... it's funny... actually..."

 

[AnOminous]

Sir, you moved your head. Lets try again. Hold your head STILL. Do not move your head. I am going to move the pen. I need you to follow the pen with just your eyes.

God, perfect example of Backpfeifengesicht. Look what an absolute pice of shit this guy is, just from his insufferable facial expression. Die, Nick, Die.

This is a face that needs blood on it, preferably from a smashed giant Jew honker.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

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It's clear Nick idolizes blackness and thinks niggers are the coolest people on earth. Nick yanks his crank in the corner, wishing he was the nigger railing his wife.

Three seats back on the left side of the bus where the heater was, the first heater?

You know, when people lie they tend add pointless details to their story. Just a fun fact for you guys.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I bet if someone (Don't do this btw) showed up on the street outside of Nick's home (absolutely do not do this) and just loitered about, Nick would be hollerin and screechin like a stuck gunt. He simply doesn't care about trying to look impartial anymore. It's whatever serves nick now.

Lmao who is the audience for this absolute bullshit?

Nick Rekieta.

Now all we got left is 10 years of watching him slowly slip into organ failure as the body drinks itself to death.

Woah buddy, I don't know what watch order you looked up, but we still have the divorce arc to deal with. When the money does run out, I doubt Our Wife is going to stick around when the ba-lack is right there.

 

[BBChannel]

This entire stream is full of shit. Probably some of the best content Nick has made and it all involves him malding for hours on end about how he DOES NOT CARE but spends hours talking about it and repeats himself constantly due to his scrambled brain.

People already got the other clips I made so I'll just post this one where he talks about how Brittany Venti is beautiful and he doesn't want to fuck her, he'll repeat this several times including the part where he doesn't want to fuck her. He was with her for hours that day and he also met Eric that time.

If Riley got shot by Eric, Nick would be happy. Juju insists that Riley smells like dandelions.

Nick repeats his banger of rape joke he told to Dick before.

Nick circles back to Riley again, claiming that Riley's eulogy would be really great due to the circumstances.

Nick's drunk rant only hurts himself and Juju since he did get Juju to admit to wanting to destroy Eric's comic. The entire stream is a fucking mess that probably sounded good in his head due this narcissism. The narc injury has taken hold and he will never let it go until he goes bald since the balldo wasn't kissed. His rant about how he doesn't care even if he streams to just one person is what he ultimately fears. That he will just rant for hours on end to a diminishing audience until it becomes 1 viewer.

 

[not william stenchever]

Woah buddy, I don't know what watch order you looked up, but we still have the divorce arc to deal with. When the money does run out, I doubt Our Wife is going to stick around when the ba-lack is right there.

Quality Jamaican black bulls aren't free, you know.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, when people lie they tend add pointless details to their story. Just a fun fact for you guys.

Pathological liars think this actually adds more believability to their bullshit when people of ordinary intelligence simply realize "oh yeah this is that thing where pathological liars add unnecessary details to their fake stories."

Nick's drunk rant only hurts himself and Juju since he did get Juju to admit to wanting to destroy Eric's comic.

He literally got Juju the Cow to admit to tortoise interference.

 

[not william stenchever]

He literally got Juju the Cow to admit to tortoise interference.

Leave that tortoise alone.

 

[Sewer Rat]

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this fag actually has the audacity to say that Eric cares so much about him that he will "start streams to talk about him", bitch July made an 8 minute video, half of it adressed only Riley and July's moral obligation as a boss and bussiness owner to protect his people, the other half of the video, even if you are generous was about Rekieta.
8 minute video with 4 minutes about you vs 7 hours of stream.
but hey, Rekieta totally doesn't care or isn't mad

The funniest thing is that Rekieta will never delete this stream and will never apologize, because it would break his whole internet edgy guy character, and if he did then that would not help the whole Monty thing.

Rekieta being a retard got him wasting literally houndred of thousands of dollars, and his drunken arrogance is the only to blame

 

[mindlessobserver]

Bless you @mindlessobserver

I can't take credit for the title change sadly.

 

[AnOminous]

bro this clip is UNHINGED

You need to calm down becuase like, dude, you're totally afraid of us. This is literally what Nick said. You take our orders and only say what we allow you to say.

He seriously said this.

 

[Neetorino]

(I still think "non practicing" should be added if the character limit allows it, tho.)

The way to do it is to just replace "Minnesotan" with "non-practicing" since it doesn't matter where he can practice when he doesn't.

I actually DON'T CARE about making money! I love making money tho...

This right here is the key bit, his nosedive means absolutely nothing to him because he is so well off that having zero income would have no effect on his life. Between his family's purse and all the savings he has () from the years of grifting he's done he hasn't got a concern in the world for future financial hardship. Unless the divorce arc takes him to the cleaners, then, get fucked retard.

 

[AnOminous]

nosedive

I see what you did there.

This entire stream is full of shit. Probably some of the best content Nick has made and it all involves him malding for hours on end about how he DOES NOT CARE but spends hours talking about it and repeats himself constantly due to his scrambled brain.

Maybe if he malds for a few more hundred hours about how not mad he is people will believe it.

 

[RotPockets]

Dick is painfully unfunny, he’s just sitting there gloating about getting another one of his retarded “friends” to fight his battles for him. He is completely devoid of content and character, is this really all he does? Laughing at his own jokes while looking like a discount Gallagher.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick took Dick's word on how bad ISOM was (He did not read it):

And this is so backhanded! It's just shitting on fucking July's comic (WITHOUT READING IT) and then going "he's a bad writer but so is everyone haha"

You might already know this, but Dick claims he hasn't read the damn thing either. I think Vito also said something similar. Coincidence? No.

What appears to have happened here is that Nick has killed most of his brain cells with alcohol, drugs, and degeneracy, and now Dick has shoved his arm all the way up Nick's ass, and is puppeting a guy who seems barely able to function on his own. It's actually quite gross. To be sure, Nick bares responsibility for his own words and actions, but Dick is the dark influence behind a lot of what we're seeing now. Dick is a master-level shithead. Nick is just another one of his apprentices.

 

[Null]

This is close to a narcissistic collapse. After months of "I don't disavow people, they disavow me", he's flat out declaring jihad on Eric July because... he was pissed Riley came to fuck with his employee's office? I barely even understand what's going on, he's just SEETHING at him and dropping N bombs.

 

[AnOminous]

This is close to a narcissistic collapse. After months of "I don't disavow people, they disavow me", he's flat out declaring jihad on Eric July because... he was pissed Riley came to fuck with his employee's office? I barely even understand what's going on, he's just SEETHING at him and dropping N bombs.

He's literally lost his mind. What tiny residual bit of empathy I have for him makes me wish he would get help.

But at this point I just want to watch him flail and crash to the ground in flames because it would amuse me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If you compare 2019 nick to whatever the fuck this gremlin is, the difference is pretty stark. It's like watching one of those videos of Joe Biden talking in the 90s and Joe Biden talking today.

He's fucking gone. I posited Alcohol Induced Psychosis a year ago, and I stand by it now. He is exhibiting ALL the symptoms, including irrational anger and paranoia. His goose is cooked. Talking about growing up in the hood is also a full on reality breaking delusion. He said that shit cold. I bet he even believes it.