Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sewer Rat]

What it looks like when you don't pull up in time.
Could there be a better visual metaphor?

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A car sponsored by a terminally alcoholic man ended up destroyed in a crash, that's just fucking poetry my dude, someone should grab this exact picture and slap rekieta doing a thumbs up or something

 

[Sam Losco]

(I still think "non practicing" should be added if the character limit allows it, tho.)

It would fit pretty well. "Hard Drinking Minnesotan (non-practicing) Lawyer"

If you don't want to be called non-practicing, why not actually practice, you fucking faggot Nick?

Because of those fucking damn kids!
And laziness.
Mostly laziness.

"Yes I believe Eric's a big dumb retard nigger, but I regret getting drunk enough to actually say it out loud for 7 hours."
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Eric is a big dumb retard nigger if he buys this bullshit.

This whole thing really is just more evidence of alcoholism. It reeks of something he'd end up apologizing for when going through the AA steps.

 

[Sewer Rat]

This whole thing really is just more evidence of alcoholism. It reeks of something he'd end up apologizing for when going through the AA steps.

now imagine the things he says to our wife and kids when he is drunk, no shit Kayla has to eat a buffet of meds every day

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think it's safe to say Rekieta is the new Ethan Ralph.

Not being too familiar with the gunt, what is the analog to this situation?

Pill bottle shaking?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Not being too familiar with the gunt, what is the analog to this situation?

Pill bottle shaking?

complete stable internet carrer, the biggest show in his "sektur" dramatically being destroyed by sustance abuse (specifically booze) starts burning bridges with all his contacts, using slurs, attacking families, justifying dox and swatting, a forever loyalty to diddler Dax.
the only thing Rekieta needs to be Ralph is getting a divorce and becoming obese

 

[Savage Randy]

He has literally nothing on me.

You guys docked whatever it's an open secret.

 

[wilji1090]

And let’s be fair, Ralph’s meltdowns are ten times funnier than whatever this is

 

[200MB]

What it looks like when you don't pull up in time.
Could there be a better visual metaphor?

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Wait. He had more than one Rekieta nose pope car? He totaled BOTH?! Is this a race or a demolition derby?
I don't watch nascar stuff is this normal?

 

[Harm]

Didn't see the description for the livestream VOD posted yet. Characteristically cringe but the amount of "totally not mad" oozing off this last line got me.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Yes I believe Eric's a big dumb retard nigger, but I regret getting drunk enough to actually say it out loud for 7 hours."
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Eric is a big dumb retard nigger if he buys this bullshit.

100%.

I don't think it matters though, because I don't think JuJu will let Nick's foot slip off the throttle for very long. They're gonna keep pushing this bullshit, and looking to rope Nick back in.

Remember that "moment of clarity" line from Pulp Fiction?

Yeah, that's what just happened.

RekietaLaw​

he doesn't have booming sales, Dick's two patreons are up like 20% each

Are they?

I must admit I don't having fucking line graphs in front of me or anything, but everything everybody I've heard talk about this has ever said is that Dick's Patreon's have been in a decline for years.

Granted, the dude still makes a stupid amount of money from Patreon, but not the level he used to. It's thought that this whole Eric July shitfight is meant to recapture Dick's halcyon days when poking fun at Maddox was actually funny.

Not being too familiar with the gunt, what is the analog to this situation?

Pill bottle shaking?

Excessive drinking, to the point Nick is literally licking the bottles.

And let’s be fair, Ralph’s meltdowns are ten times funnier than whatever this is

Maybe, but last night was uncomfortably close.

 

[Savage Randy]

And let’s be fair, Ralph’s meltdowns are ten times funnier than whatever this is

No, because where Nick came from before this was an intelligent and logical place that you could see his point of view even if you disagreed with it. Now, even trying to disagree with him results in well, this.

whereas Ralph's meltdowns are normally drug and alcohol induced.

I.E. Nick was smart - Ralph never was.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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I'm completely confused as to where he's getting this number. Is there another sales goal only known to Nick and Eric July?

Nick is claiming that Rippa set the bar on the campaigns low, but he needed more money and just wanted the numbers you are seeing.

Dick thinks so too, because Eric bought a warehouse (he thinks it is dumb for a yearly product), vans, employees, and the other overhead. He thinks Eric bought stuff he does not need.

tragic. i fully undestand now the horrors young nick had to endure. only two stories and a pool. i cant imagine how he survived.

He had HBO in his room. He has talked about it a whole lot.


Nick discusses with Dick if he believes the charity suffered harm or was needing protection:

~4.36.30 on Rumble

Coomalot's sponsorship decal price:

~4.07.40 on Rumble

 

[wilji1090]

No, because where Nick came from before this was an intelligent and logical place that you could see his point of view even if you disagreed with it. Now, even trying to disagree with him results in well, this.

What I mean is Nick hasn’t had a Pillstream moment yet, so it’s funny but we haven’t reached Rage Pig levels yet. I’ll always point and laugh at the retards on the internet but Rekieta’s meltdown needs more time to… hmm… would pickle be appropriate given the subject?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The descent into madness: clips from one hour of Rekieta's Sept 29 stream

I wanted to give a summary of how things went off the rails.

1hr45: Eric July's problem is that he thinks he's the smartest person in the room.

Rekieta assumes he is the dumbest person in the room, even though he has been told "constantly" that "you are the smartest person in the room, that you're so gifted, you're so intelligent." Nick has been told this his "whole life".

He transitions to seething about being considered a lesser legal mind because he's on YouTube. He's comfortable about being on YouTube and knows he's not a college professor. He says "I'm a good communicator who tells jokes and makes people laugh." Nick doesn't want to practice law. It's way more fun to "drink and tell jokes".

Nick has never taken a case to a jury trial. He says he took "two custody cases to judge trials".

July may think he is the smartest guy in the room because people are racist and say condescending things about how "smart and articulate" he is (the similarity to what Nick says he is told at the top of this clip does not appear to him). Eric July's problem is that he let get success to his head.

Nick still loves July: "you're still a great dude".

1hr59: Rekieta screams that he knows what he's talking about on the financials because all his friends have made comics.

Nick has July's best interests at heart, saying "what [July] said is inviting problems. That's what I'm trying to teach, and help, and assist..."

2hr01: This is where he starts seething in detail at the "practicing lawyer" comment and things start sliding out of control.

Rekieta says he was not the only lawyer cringing at July's answers. Nick says that he is open about not practicing so "it is not an effective slight".

He says if July's lawyers advised him on the trespass issue, they were probably "practicing business contract lawyers" (as opposed to practicing business contract lawyers litigating a defamation cases, right Nick?). July should get a second opinion, but he won't because he's "so fucking smart".

Rekieta claims, literally WHILE pouring a drink and licking the bottle, that the reason July made two "cope videos" yesterday was that he was embarrassed about looking bad on Nick's show.

2hr08: Rekieta says that if July is telling the truth, his lawyers are stupid and should "practice themselves into a fucking corner".

A driveway is not private if there is no "No trespassing" signs. With no gate or sign, "that is not private property. Everyone on Earth can have a right to be there. Everybody." (This elides the fact that Riley did not randomly arrive at the business, he drove a long distance to a property where he had reason to believe and really ought to have known he was not wanted. Rekieta says you can't expect him to know.)

In order for Riley to be trespassing, every business owner at the building would need to contact Riley individually and give him separate notice that he is not allowed there. Even then, Rekieta claims that the business owners could not do that, because a single LLC owns the building and the parking lot. This does not even make a lick of sense, since by that standard, any retailer which leases its property could not tell people to leave.

This is when it starts to go off the rails. Rekieta yells that July is lying about the ownership of the property. "You can fucking look it up, RIPPA. But what am I, just a white bread-ass NIGGUH because I tried to clarify what part-nuh meant?"

Nick says that July is probably not even renting the parking lot. If anything, he might be renting access for a few parking spots. "You know how I know? Because I did practice, NIGGUH." Nick then screams about how he has experience in negotiating commercial leases. "I know how they read, HOMIE! I'm not trying to harm you!"

2hr29: Rekieta claims that by Eric's argument, Rekieta, July, YellowFlash, TUG, EVS, Anna, Geeks & Gamers, and Nerdrotic all can be considered to be attacking peoples' businesses as well when they criticize mainstream pop culture like Marvel. After running through that list he says he accepts he may not be able to associate with some of the people on that list because of this dispute.

2hr32: More seething about the non-practicing lawyer comment. I'm omitting this clip because it's duplicative of what he's already said about it but I'll leave the timestamp in case you want to check it out for yourself.

2hr42: Rekieta suggests that Eric July is at risk for going to jail for "charity fraud" because of what he said on Rekieta's stream. Nick doesn't think July actually did, but July's answers may have done so.

He starts screaming at a chatter named GameCaller who said Nick doesn't understand economies of scale. Voice crack alert.

Rekieta says July wanted to answer all questions, mimicking July saying "Ask me anything. I'm so God damn smart". Rekieta says July is "not smart, he's fucking dumb".

He then says July may have admitted to "securities fraud". What the actual fuck? '

He says this is "BASIC LAWYERING" while doing a clap between each syllable.

2hr48: Eric July is the real racist segment. I deleted my notes for this because it was already posted, but I'm posting the time-stamp to give context surrounding the timeline to show that this literally descended into insanity.

Clip and summary in this post:

It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I really think that one of Nick’s blow ups should be featured. Nick’s rant was unhinged and self-contradicting, the July interview/ IBS was a guy being understandably upset that some druggie was sniffing around his place of business while Nick poorly played stupid.

 

[feral cat #6385]

How fitting.

Shoot @anionfarflung beat me to it. Oh well.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

even in his apology tweet he is still doing the i hate you but i love you thing. while the sentiments are true i probably overstepped. he is so close to blaming his behavior on his drinking.

nick: i know i spent 7 hours calling you a nigger-racist-criminal-liar-idiot and defended the people trying to fuck you after claiming to be impartial for weeks but....i love you brother
eric: oh thanks nick. i love you too.

 

[Chibitzen]

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He's likely referring to "Acres Homes" which has a hood reputation (read: poor black population) since crime sources from there into the surrounding area. He did not live in Acres Homes. This property is on the gentrified side. It declined after he would've lived there, but even now it's nothing like the Bronx. Most of Houston's ghettos are flooded with illegals and they keep to themselves to keep from being picked up for dumb shit. A higher black pop generally guarantees more crime and other random bullshit depending on where one happens to go, but as a rule, the area is heavily mixed by race/income. There's plenty of major subdivisions spanning the area of various income levels neatly tucked away with their own HOAs, parks, armed security, etc.

Try Central, NE, SE, SW Houston and then one might actually see some legit deep ghetto and pervasive poverty. N/NW is the younger part of Houston and is more diverse and better off overall. More access to amenities, jobs, etc. The other clue is the bus line is not nearly as accessible as other parts of the city, which would be another indicator of the level of poverty. I can see maybe if all his friends lived in Acres Homes and it being a little cut off from the rest, he might get the impression he was "deep" in the hood, but having been to other parts of the US, I beg to differ.

Anyway, I've always been amused by this, but this is within 12 minutes distance of that address:

Kiwi Inn - "We Treat You Like Royalty"
(And yes, the sign is still there)

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

What I mean is Nick hasn’t had a Pillstream moment yet, so it’s funny but we haven’t reached Rage Pig levels yet. I’ll always point and laugh at the retards on the internet but Rekieta’s meltdown needs more time to… hmm… would pickle be appropriate given the subject?

no pillstream moment? have you missed all the clips people are posting? nick just spent 7 hours responding to a 8 minute video getting so mad he was shaking-claiming he was from the hood then someone shows his 2 story house with a pool he grew up in-says nigguh so many times i lost count-accuses a guy who called him dishonest of being a racist-defended the actions of a fat homeless guy-made up wierd stories about black guys he knows-and then brought his internet crush on stream to console him. to top it off he was drinking the whole 7 hours. once he sobers up he is immediately on twitter apologizing but still claiming the sentiments where correct.

what exactly would qualify as a pillstream for you?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick was acting very feminine over this Eric July stuff. He had to go on a locals pay wall to talk shit to Eric.

Nick went on about how Eric fucked over people in comics yet he screwed over vic & most of lawtube with his faggot purity testing.