Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

That's probably true. He's a podunk lawyer with a degree from one of the shittiest programs in the country. Lawyer earnings are bleak outside the top 20. Without the internet and trust fund we'd probably see Nick slaving as a public defender.

Without the trust fund Nick never would’ve been able to become a lawyer.

 

[Kittenwaffen]

What it looks like when you don't pull up in time.
Could there be a better visual metaphor?

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I'm glad Camelot is ok so I don't feel bad about laughing at this. The guy wrecked not 1, but 2 Rekieta Law branded cars. Truly exceptional.

 

[Anticipointment]

It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

Reminder that Eric July’s 15-yr-old friend was literally killed right in front of him, hit by crossfire during a street sweep with an AK-47.
Before that, Eric himself had been shot in a separate drive-by incident.

Spoiler: Link

https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/libertarian-rapper-and-metal-singer-eric-july-has-the-attention-of-fox-news-7588399

Spoiler: Archive link

https://archive.ph/2023.09.30-205353/https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/libertarian-rapper-and-metal-singer-eric-july-has-the-attention-of-fox-news-7588399

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Well according to his drunken rant, he makes tons more money streaming for 6+ hours every night than any actual practicing lawyer.

This is probably the dumbest obvious lie he's put out in a long time. If what he's doing makes "more money than any practicing lawyer" then paying a fucking practicing lawyer to defend him in court shouldn't drain his account.

 

[Ruust]

Get back to us when Nick has managed to completely crash both his professional and domestic home life and burn every single personal bridge, and has been reduced to doing $400 total in superchats 8 hour streams of drunken silence. Only then will I accept the Ralph comparison.

Nick so far crash his brand new mustang out of the dealership, uses the balldo, a cuck, whore wife, simps for Dick Masterson, Drunk and Grifter so far. I'll give it 3 years tops when his life is exactly like Ralph.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

If he wants to apologize to Eric July, he should invite him to Hedonism 2.

 

[make_it_so]

This is probably the dumbest obvious lie he's put out in a long time. If what he's doing makes "more money than any practicing lawyer" then paying a fucking practicing lawyer to defend him in court shouldn't drain his account.

You're assuming, of course, that Nick's claim that hiring a lawyer would drain his account isn't just a cover for the fact that his ego demands that he represent himself against Montegraph.

...and not that I can entirely blame him. If I were a licensed lawyer, I too would be very tempted to want to personally rip apart that skitzoid 'tard in court myself.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Secret photo of Nick from the times he lived in the hood.
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aaah yes, our boy Niggolas Rekieta

 

[Strix454]

Nick and Drexel went to High School in Lakeville MN back in the day. Totally whitebread suburb then. His father was an engineer at Cray Research. That is not a working-class job. Nick's parents could have sent him to a bad elementary school in Texas, but bad in Texas according to Nick's warped view is hardly the hood. He went to college (again) at a very rural and very white school.
Everything about Nick screams white suburban wuss nerd. Not some kind of street guy who fought his way up from poverty.

 

[buying gf]

What are you guys talking about? We've always had evidence Rekieta lived in the hood for a while:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man, it’s amazing the level of crazy Eric manages to pull out of a person just by running a successful business. Like, the levels at which, Dax, Vito, the smelly stalker guy, and now Nick have lost their shit over a guy making a comic company is just kinda awe-inspiring.

And that’s not even getting into the lolcows Eric gets after him that don’t really get talked about here, like this guy called Actual Fandom, some dude who dyes his beard random neon colors(and no, he’s not the South American guy who was a pedo, but he looks a LOT like him), and a handful of other obscure weirdos shitting their pants in anger of a black guy making a comic.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Nick was scheduled to be on Flashcast but has not shown up. ThatUmbrellaGuy is also absent, busy arming security cameras against his wife Ashley who has apparently violated some kind of bond condition. Flash though seems very confident that the flareup has been resolved and a narrative is being spun that Rackets is simply the victim of being a friend of Dick's, leaving the panel free to return their deathly low energy borestream.

 

[mfalkner]

I think Nick has a mission assigned to him by JuJu to stop juju from getting sued if possible through any manipulation he can pull off. Nothing about his behavior is Indicative of a neutral party who cares about facts or both sides. He's trying as hard as he can to plant any seed of doubt possible to stop his retard master from catching a lawsuit that might dethrone his image of the million dollar Mexican who has won every lawsuit against him..

I hope the rest of the YouTube faggots rub some brain cells together and recognize this. There's no positive gain to being associated with Nick Rekieta and everybody should at the very least just distance themselves from him. His shit storm will get you caught in it if you remain close.

He handed juju several weapons with this detractor list bullshit. Dick was so gleeful, saying things like "I'm just getting started":when Nick started filming him in on some scummy shit Eric has apparently up to.
His bunny emoji spamming faggots and he are going to get much, much worse from here on out, and Eric has every right to be angry at everyone involved.


Question for my fellow autists: how good of a career can a chomo with Hollywood dreams get if industry people know about all the faggotry you've been up to? Probably a question for Christopher's thread, but

 

[feral cat #6385]

What makes this clip so great for me is not anything Sean says about the matter, but rather that he CLEARLY knows who and what Pepsiman is referring to.

Of course. Sean regularly reads this thread. Being a real practicing lawyer, there's no way he is a fan of Nick.

Holy shit, a dozen of eggs is like $6. This lazy nosey pig can't even hard boil his damn eggs. Just fire up a pot and dump them all in. What a completely worthless and pathetic excuse of a man.

Or boil them ahead of time and make something delicious like Buffalo Pickled Eggs.

stop picking fights with people who're on the same side of the culture war you are

(1) Culture wars is gay diversionary bullshit to keep people from going after real issues
(2) The only "side" Nick is on is Nick's. No one Elses.

Quite probably a dig at @Null, depending on how recent it is. VERY disconcerting, either way. Most dogs are cool. I love German Shepherds.

No. Drexel calls black women German Shepards because they are used by the white man to attack black men and keep them down.

actually good looking stable people rarely fuck compared to the weirdos.

Can confirm. It can be a lot of work and big time commitment. The juice just isn't worth the squeeze. If I had it to do all over again I would have stayed a virgin. Would have had a lot less problems when I was younger that way and would be way better off financially.

Maybe i just had shitty parents/was a shitty child but isn't the assumption especially if you do have a driver/kid old enough to drive be that as your kids got older you'd have to spend less time around them?

Can sympathize. My parents were never around. I pretty much raised myself.

"YOU AND YOUR FANS ARE SJW, ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO MAKE MONEY YOU STUPID FUCKING COTTON FIELD WORKING NIGGER"

WHY DOESN"T THAT BANJO LIPPED, PORCH MONKEY, MOON CRICKET, JUNGLE BUNNY, BURR HEADED, COON, GHETTO MONKEY, HALF-HUMAN HAMBONE, HORSE GUMMED, JIGABOO, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, KUNTA KINTE, LAWN JOCKEY, MANDINGO, MOOLIE, NAPPY-HEADED NORTH AMERICA PAVEMENT APE, PICKANINNY, PUBE HEADED, ROCKFISH, SAMBO, SHITSKIN, SHOE SHINING, SMOKED IRISH, SPEAR-CHUCKER, ZULU WARRIOR WANNABE, STREET CHEETAH, TAR BABY, THREE-FIFTH. TREE ORNAMENT, FUCKING DUMB BLACK GORILLA NIGGER UNDERSTAND THAT NICK LOVES HIM AND WANTS HIM TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!

Pred1tor83​

Gay sex is like vegetables... if your forced to try as a kid you won't like either...

Saving this.

That's probably true. He's a podunk lawyer with a degree from one of the shittiest programs in the country. Lawyer earnings are bleak outside the top 20. Without the internet and trust fund we'd probably see Nick slaving as a public defender.

The only reason he became a lawyer was to find bulls for his wife.

Without the trust fund Nick never would’ve been able to become a lawyer.

WYPIPO DON'T SEASON DEY AMBIENT NOISE!

 

[zyclonPD]

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Nick was scheduled to be on Flashcast but has not shown up. ThatUmbrellaGuy is also absent, busy arming security cameras against his wife Ashley who has apparently violated some kind of bond condition. Flash though seems very confident that the flareup has been resolved and a narrative is being spun that Rackets is simply the victim of being a friend of Dick's, leaving the panel free to return their deathly low energy borestream.



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I see the rest of the comicsgate nut hangers are employing the ole sweep it under the rug and it stops existing technique. Like Tug sweeping his battered mailbox, or his wife's sock account winning his item giveaways, or his wife fishing for nudes, or Flash and tug sucking up to EVS to get on his show to springboard themselves into a YouTube career, etc. As long as you don't address it it magically disappears.

Except those persky things that won't go away like Ethan and Doug's feud, or Warcampaign. Those things don't but I'm sure this will if Yellow flash believes hard enough.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm glad Camelot is ok so I don't feel bad about laughing at this. The guy wrecked not 1, but 2 Rekieta Law branded cars. Truly exceptional.

"feel?" What is "feel?" I do not understand.

Flash though seems very confident that the flareup has been resolved and a narrative is being spun that Rackets is simply the victim of being a friend of Dick's, leaving the panel free to return their deathly low energy borestream.

None of the cowards want to jeopardize their grifts. Pathetically small as they may be.

...who the fuck even are these people?

 

[3MMA]

Balldoz in the Hood

 

[Potatoherder]

...who the fuck even are these people?

1. yellowflash is a retarded man who ruins every conversation he is involved
2. Ethan is comic book illustrator who manged to convince boomers that spending $90+ and waiting 3+ years on a comic book printed in china is somehow owning the libs and saving America.
3. Cecil is a bit of a leech that Ethan keeps around because he thinks he is funny
4. Tom does good stuff at Midnight's Edge and their panel shows are super interesting to watch
5. Have never seen that other guy but i assume he is the new crop of people trying to grift their comic

 

[Telemeter]

I hope so, his fall from grace this whole year has been an incredible sight to behold.


He shall be sacrificed for the corn soon enough, Inshallah

Nope, impossible, the Ralph-Horse marriage saga took place in its entirety during 2023.

Just because Ralph is sad and boring now it doesn't change that he is the biggest lolcow of 2023 by far, Rekieta is not even close yet.

I see Rekieta's potential during 2024, though.

 

[Captain Manning]

Flash though seems very confident that the flareup has been resolved and a narrative is being spun that Rackets is simply the victim of being a friend of Dick's, leaving the panel free to return their deathly low energy borestream.

Even though I know he's a bit of a dipshit, Cecil has a bit of a point here. I don't think Dick influencing Nick is a "narrative." I think that's just the goddamned truth. It's been stated multiple times on this thread by multiple people. None of them CG. Dick is Nick's e-daddy. Those of us who have followed Rekieta have known that for years. Some of Nick's worst decisions this past year comport with positions Dick openly espouses. Like the idea that Vito is only joking about being a pedo. Nick once held a very different position before Daddy Dick made him change it.

Mind you, I'm not suggesting Rekieta bears absolutely no responsibility for acting like a complete ass. He does. It's just that checking into rehab and removing bad influences from one's life (*cough*Dick*cough*) is usually highly beneficial to recovery.

OTOH, Flash saying this will blow over... *snort* Yeah, okay. That's very optimistic. Too optimistic. This shit is probably just getting started. Dick is making too much money off this. It's all part of the grift. He's looking to make Eric July the next Maddox.