Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Somehow this got missed with the rest of the shitnado swirling around Dax, but a few weeks ago Mint Salad put out her best star wars e-thot grifter impersonation on Twitter.





Not only did the cynical parody of angry star wars grifter rants garner almost 20 million views, Compound Media alumni and Simpcast matron Chrissie Mayr evidently saw some promise in the OF retard and, against the pleas of Eric July's employees to not take in a known Rippaverse enemy, well....


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  • Of the three guests, only one has anything to say, because he is apparently a professional in the industry.
  • Mr. Pro confirms that Vito is a retard and that pitch sucks and the deprecating joke at Vito's expense is fine.
Kinda funny aside, that is Andy Signore of Honest trailers, Screenjunkies, and other YouTube dreck I've never watched. The reason I'm familiar with him is that Asterios tried to ambush him with Mumkey Jones on their podcast over sexual misconduct allegations that turned out to be false. So it's another guy with a smidgen of notoriety Dax is trying to piggyback.
 
Kinda funny aside, that is Andy Signore of Honest trailers, Screenjunkies, and other YouTube dreck I've never watched. The reason I'm familiar with him is that Asterios tried to ambush him with Mumkey Jones on their podcast over sexual misconduct allegations that turned out to be false. So it's another guy with a smidgen of notoriety Dax is trying to piggyback.
Dick surrounds himself with fat hairy liberal betazoids every chance he gets to throw people off the scent that he's not nearly as cool or funny as he wants people to think he is. This "ugly girl" effect dates all the way back to maddox and asterios.
 
Dick surrounds himself with fat hairy liberal betazoids every chance he gets to throw people off the scent that he's not nearly as cool or funny as he wants people to think he is. This "ugly girl" effect dates all the way back to maddox and asterios.
Dick thinks bagging on Isom for being mediocre is some sort of lighting rod that is attracting all the negative attention. He doesn't recognize a mediocre comic (I havent read and don't want to read) in this garbage fire of an industry is a beacon of light, because the industry has turned its back on the people who cared about it. If you want to call this comic bad, point to a new comic that's good. Nothing in the American market is worth reading right now.

Dick is being a useful idiot. There used to be room for mediocre comics to get better. There used to be room for mediocre comedians to get better. Maybe Dick thinks he didn't get enough room, so he wants to take it from everyone else?
 
You know, maybe Dick and Vito are on to something. Maybe all publicity is good publicity. Because for the past four months, I have heard nothing but ISOM and Rippaverse and Eric July, entirely as a result of them giving it constant exposure. Meanwhile, most people probably don't even know the name of Vito's comic. So unless Dick is treating Vito's shitty comic as some kind of loss leader that makes no money but draws attention to their podcasts, if the goal was to try and hurt Eric July's business all it's really done is just made people like me more curious to figure out what the fuck this comic book is even about that's causing these two LA retards to keep talking about it.
 
Kinda funny aside, that is Andy Signore of Honest trailers, Screenjunkies, and other YouTube dreck I've never watched. The reason I'm familiar with him is that Asterios tried to ambush him with Mumkey Jones on their podcast over sexual misconduct allegations that turned out to be false. So it's another guy with a smidgen of notoriety Dax is trying to piggyback.
Andy was on the earliest episodes of the dick show, and is why dick is/was on the screenjunkies roasts playing Gaston. which is technically Dick's highest credit of the last decade.
I said this in the Reikita thread, but it’s actually impressive the level of crazy Eric July can bring out of a person by simply running a successful business.
This is how i know the Patreon is pozzed, by all accounts Dick's made 2 million from patreon (not including tours) and his glendale house as seen in this post https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dax-he...ect-2-juju-the-cow.49366/page-59#post-6429046 is only half that, we also know he still collects money from his dad's company at his no show job and has 80s girl to help with the bills. he's also only taken vacations that can be written off as business expenses and has only brought two trucks. So by all accounts if the Patreon isn't fake then he should be living the literal high life, no debts and making 25k a month, why is Eric even on his radar when by all accounts he shouldn't even know this guy exists. While Eric might have more revenue his profit is going to be dogshit, way less than the 300k Dick will be clearing this year.

Of course this should also lead you to question how/why isn't Dick living the high life his high patreon should allow him to have. He could have been flying all over the country every week, who gives a fuck about covid when you could be flying all over the world with that money? Then there's the whole "why isn't dick at least living somewhere nicer/has a nicer car/not have a recording studio in his garage?" which again should all be valid questions if that pateron is legit. Ask yourself if thats really the house of a family that clears 400k a year is. Then there's the whole "why isn't dick spending his money the way stav or other comedians are when it comes to marketing?" Stav made half as much from his podcast as dick does, and even if you factor in touring one is doing every major podcast in LA and is routinely on the front page of reddit, meanwhile the other one is only known from a youtube clip from 15 years ago despite having just as much money to drop on hiring the best people to turn the Dick Show into what the Tim Dillion show ended up becoming. By every account either Dick has some weird addiction/moneypit he's been keeping secret from everyone for over a decade or he's got the most bullshit Patreon funds of all time. Hell even in terms of pitching tv shows or films, Dick should be doing what Shane Gillis is and putting up his own sketches and show casing his faggotry outside of the system, he supposedly has the money for it.

Let's be even more honest, do you really think guys making as much as a senator hang out with the likes of Vito or Digibro or Ralph? Dick wouldn't have such a hateboner for Eric if he truely is rolling in the dough.

TL;DR Dick hates Eric because Eric is everything Dick claims to be but isn't.
 
either Dick has some weird addiction/moneypit he's been keeping secret from everyone for over a decade or he's got the most bullshit Patreon funds of all time.
I don't think he's been keeping his drug addiction and hiring of prostitutes secret at all. He even makes them read the news on his show so he can write them off on his taxes as well.
 
I don't think he's been keeping his drug addiction and hiring of prostitutes secret at all. He even makes them read the news on his show so he can write them off on his taxes as well.
if he was spending 6 figures on prostitutes and drugs he'd be getting a lot higher quality of both
 
I love how the name Dick Masterson is so pedo filled now in search engines that Dax had to drop the persona in his personal life. Talk about an own goal there.
Well idk how much either of those cost but he does live in LA, so I assume it's more expensive than elsewhere. He might also be spending extra cash to get some "cuties".
at this point after him puppeting nick isn't it our moral imperative to confirm Dax is a child molester
 
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Is anyone surprised Vito, the blob of what some people consider a man, lacks enough self awareness he shows up to a professional zoom call with anime shit and funkopops in the background? He’s so brain damaged he can’t even see why people consider himself a pedophile or are taken aback by his “jokes”. If there’s any indication Vito should take a jump off a chair with a rope around his neck it’s definitely that. He’s too fucking stupid, and possibly a pedophile, that he can’t handle basic professionalism and also he’s probably a pedophile.

*suffer cow


He had a whole episode front loaded with him laughing at Maddox's Dragon Quest bedsheets only for his beloved henchman to show up with a bedroom full of waifu toys and funko pops.

It’s amazing how Dick managed to replace Maddox with an even more childish greasy manchild.
 
so he is upset his alter ego is associated with pedophilia? it would be a real shame then if people learned it was dax herrera who loved the pedophile movie cuties. and that dax herrera agrees with the pedophilic views of max carson. and that dax herrera is best friends with admitted pedophile vito. all this would probably make people wonder why dax herrera is friends with so many pedophiles. and why dax herrera has so many pro-pedophile views. almost like dax herrera is synonymous with pedophiles.
 
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