
Funny how Staph likes bragging about dealing with authority figures when she wants to be a Karen.

I imagine she's like a teenager who would talk about how soooo wasted she is after a sip.
From her goody goody Tumblr:

She even puts retarded pins on her altars. Is no surface safe around her?

No tranny murder victims? Transphobia.

I doubt they appreciate being backlogged with thirsty requests from Tumblr.

Its almost like everyone makes shit up. As I understand it, demons are worked with to gain something, like knowledge, but all Staph does is fuck them on the astral plane.

Yet she doesn't make any attempt to look male by getting a haircut.

No, but you're contemplating cleaning graves and probably pissing ghosts off in the process. She probably imagines the ghosts fucking her as payment for cleaning their graves.
From her baddy baddy Tumblr:

She would be a big (although fatty) meal, she would probably taste like a nacho burger with a side of Cheez Its. Along with the rape - sorry r@pe - fantasy where she asks someone to dress her in viking clothes and kidnap her (lol) this is a brainless statement. Her address is out there on her website. What's stopping someone from showing up to make her realise this wouldn't be as fun as she imagines, apart from the fact that no one would want to deal with her. In a way, I wish her parents knew about what she was putting online, because its dangerous. No fucking poop poking, because we wouldn't have this type of shit to laugh at.
From her AO3:

'Even MORE rape' (she leaves out the word 'pedophilic' after the MORE).