Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

True and Honest Nibba said:
JinkusPinkus/BenisBaster/MuddMann/'Mudd Dragon' (Powerword: Nero Xander Kearns)

Imagine a personification of the very worst charicatural traits of Gen Z – all wrapped up as a bastard fusion of a used car salesman dudebro and an attention whoring, spastic ‘le epic amogus XDDD’ theatre kid – just entering his ‘wignat/groyper skinwalking Nick Fuentes/Sam Hyde/(whatever stupid disposable flavor of the month alt right histrionic figure) & owning t3h l*bturdz [ebin style]’ phase into his 20’s; whereas most any other individual of that caliber managed to grow out of that phase by 15 at the very latest. Throw in the chemical X that is outward queer furry coomerism incohesively in conjunction with his edgelord rightoid politics - and...yeah; speaks for itself. And of course - mends it all with some happy, smiley PR.

A model citizen, more or less.
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Update: aside from the Facebook banner with what seems to be a double-auntendre-esque leery eyed cat photo briefly right after I made him the star of the show here, he also left an interesting little bit on his barq post history:

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Just realized something regarding these fighting furs posts: lowkey trying to posture in a subtle/systemized way, eh?

Dunno if I can take it at face value: but if his claim of having a history as prestigious as working with the Krav Maga family is indeed the true case of things - he definitely seems to *glow* a bit, if you catch my drift. This might be a more interesting case to uncover beyond a mere dime-a-dozen fandom douche. Who knows.

Anyways - had to google up Krav Maga:

>Hungarian-born Israeli martial artist Imi Lichtenfeld, who made use of his training as a boxer and wrestler to defend Jews in Bratislava against fascist groups in the mid-to-late 1930s, developed Krav Maga through his experiences in street fighting

And if there is some other meaning beyond that post: the fuck are you trying to allude here anyways with the Krav Maga statement? Framing me as a Nazi? Yeah - and I noticed that he was doubling down on things by posting 'nazi punks fuck off' on the Punk Furs group - trying to cover your shady history of things.

And on a final note: here is his instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/the4kidsincident/ - which seems to PL a -possibility- of working at the Value Village off Meridian in Northern Bellingham, going by some quick/lazy skimming.
 
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Not sure how many people were aware of this guy, but I'd found this furry vtuber "Tygre" who is fixated with children's underwear.

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He was going as TygreCub until he was called out for being a pedophile into cubs. I wonder how the furries figured that one out. He changed his name to TygreStripes and wrote a lengthy apology. Just kidding! He refused to take any accountability and compared the allegations to literal acts of violence. Besides, he's been working closely with his therapist on utilizing age regression roleplay in the bedroom to work past his childhood traumas. His character wasn't even a cub anyways, nor was it "child-coded," but rather he has a very youthful energy that makes it seem that way! Oh and that time he literally called himself a cub in an erotic furry roleplay that made the other party extremely uncomfortable? That doesn't even count because he was roleplaying as himself as a cub and not another minor.

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He finishes by linking to two articles about ageplay and age regression. Very bizarre response to serious criticisms. He's gone all in on the "childhood traumas" deal

 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Found this one while I was looking at the community notes violating people on X.
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Check out their account and uh…
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Apparently they think it’s a Christian right wing conspiracy.
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These faggot fuckheads are some of the worst people on the internet. Porn addiction IS REAL and it is fucking with MILLIONS of men's lives. I'm not into the whole christian shit and even I can see that it does. Masturbation produces a fuckton of dopamine and that easily becomes abusable because your dick is right there and porn is easily accessed. These people should get bullied for all of the gaslighting they're doing to people who are mentally unwell and need help. They need to be called out for their bullshit. What they're saying is the equivalent of "there's no such thing as gambling addiction! You can stop any time" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRAIN DEAD COOMER
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Found this one while I was looking at the community notes violating people on X.
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Check out their account and uh…
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Apparently they think it’s a Christian right wing conspiracy.
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This dude's a fruit. 70% of his tweets are him kvetching about Christianity which implies some real "fuck you dad" shit about his chilhood. He also mentions dealing with autistic people a lot which implies either he's friends with spergs or works with them which is arguably worse.
Also the dudes got a bluesky account which I cannot access thanks to it being for registered users only, but apparently it's NSFW so watch out.
 
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CHINA NUMBA WAN.
Cable 7 said:
This dude's a fruit. 70% of his tweets are him kvetching about Christianity which implies some real "fuck you dad" shit about his chilhood. He also mentions dealing with autistic people a lot which implies either he's friends with spergs or works with them which is arguably worse.
Also the dudes got a bluesky account which I cannot access thanks to it being for registered users only, but apparently it's NSFW so watch out.
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Thing is, these types of people are dime a dozen.

Edit: I checked out their Bluesky account, Jesus H.
 
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DoeSparkle
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DoeSparkle or 4-ⒶcO-DEER is an furry equivalent of Adrasdea (Mary Barone). They found themselves on the crosshairs of controversy when they made a bold claim, Asserting that the furry fandom is incapable of mustering up a meager 5 or so dollars to buy hygene products such as soap or even deodorant.
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With the bold assertion that the furry fandom cannot afford hygene products, people chimed in to say "Bruh imagine thinkin bad hygene is an flex".
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But as you explore their X account overall you start to see an image of an furry who is so drug riddled and smoothed brained. In their profile lies the "harm reduction" tweet, a tweet containing information on what drugs are safe to man and what will turn a man into a quivering pile of goo. Giving bold advice like "If you need EMTs dont tell them its an OD on the phone, wait until they arrive. Ohterwise cops will show up and endager you."
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Clear signs that they hate the police or some form of law enforcement can be seen right away as their profile contains a cacophony of things like ACAB, queer, or θ∆. Aside from the sheer asinine advice of "DON'T TELL THEM IT'S AN OD OR THE NAZI COPS WILL KILL YOU", You can see that this particular individual is broken beyond repair. Brain perfectly buffed out and smoothed out with unholy combination of chemicals. The smoothness of which can be comparable to that of the mirrors on the Hubble Space Telescope.
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The closest comparison to anyone that I can think of when I saw the series of tweets that was seen here was Mary Barone or more well known as Adrasdea. This was one furry, I wonder often what more will we see out of this fandom as a whole. What lays hidden beyond and what will we see more of. Will it be more Adrasdeas or something more sinister, we will see.

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It appears they are consistently couch hopping from information that can be discerned from their X profile, they are grifting. Begging for money from whatever furries that are willing to throw money to someone that has a known drug habit and is willing to be an Adrasdean Bum.
 
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"Don't tell them it's an OD"

Yeah, that is a really good way to get yourself killed. They won't call the cops until they can actually confirm you had something in your system anyway. If they call the cops right away with you in particular then this isn't your first rodeo and you're already on their radar for either self-harm or being a danger to others lol
 
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Desumorphine said:
"Don't tell them it's an OD"

Yeah, that is a really good way to get yourself killed. They won't call the cops until they can actually confirm you had something in your system anyway. If they call the cops right away with you in particular then this isn't your first rodeo and you're already on their radar for either self-harm or being a danger to others lol
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Like I’ve mentioned in particular,

Brain so smooth, its more smoother than the mirrors on the Hubble Space Telescope. Has the mindset of Adrasdea.
 
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this dude really is worried not about their housing situation but instead their drugs. There's a tweet from DoeSparkle I've seen that implicates that they somehow have hundreds of dollars of bills even though they claim homelessness. How is no one calling this person out on not being worried about their alleged homelessness and instead going to conventions and doing drugs? Someone can offer this person a spot in their home but the fact that this person's personality of "homeless clout-chasing drug addict" can make any actual stay at a home hard because they'd be unbearable to live with for any period of time akin to the likes of homeless schizophrenic pedophile Daniel Larson.
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https://twitter.com/DoeSparkle/status/1729659095605465579 / https://archive.ph/1Hv5w archive

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Spoonomancer said:
this dude really is worried not about their housing situation but instead their drugs. There's a tweet from DoeSparkle I've seen that implicates that they somehow have hundreds of dollars of bills even though they claim homelessness. How is no one calling this person out on not being worried about their alleged homelessness and instead going to conventions and doing drugs? Someone can offer this person a spot in their home but the fact that this person's personality of "homeless clout-chasing drug addict" can make any actual stay at a home hard because they'd be unbearable to live with for any period of time akin to the likes of homeless schizophrenic pedophile Daniel Larson.
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So turbo-grifter furry. Dime a dozen and few too many.
 
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Just a brief update.

A while back I posted about renting a room in a house with some awkward as guck furries. One of them being the poster boy for autistic narcissism.

Moved out a few months ago, late in the summer in fact. Suffice to say, got my own place. No clutter. No piles of clothes and dirty dishes scattered around the kitchen. No overweight goths squeezing into femboy clothing that’s two sizes too tight and awkwardly flirting with whatever victim they’ve convinced to fuck them. No balding metal heads with BO problems and a fetish for baby Pokémon. No being woken up at 3am by music blasting through the house because the self confessed audiophile doesn’t understand that loud music and bass makes things vibrate and, you know, some of us have jobs.

Just me and it’s been grand.
 
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Meet fwuckybaby/lambychop/fwuckybaa/xxlambsluutsxx
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Fwucky is a diaperfur and 'proud' self admitted pedophile and zoophile. He is a diaperfur artist who draws pride art of a very unique flavor.
One of his most notable pieces is a zine titled "Pedo Punk".
Archive of the zine.
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As for his art, he mainly draws cub and diaperfur art. However, what separates him from the average diaperfur is that he openly puts pedophile pride symbolism into his work, featuring flags and symbols.
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He also notably posts stickers of his art featuring pedophile and zoophile pride symbols all around Seattle, because of course he can.
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Fwucky is friends with many people within the sparklefur community, one of which hosts picnics and meet and greets. He frequently attends these and even made poster art for one of the events.
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Faggot also got an email from inkbunny for getting in trouble for a "philosophy violation" in which his pedophile pride zine was censored.
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He also has a youtube channel where he makes music.

This individual seems like a very interesting character to trail though, and is definitely worth keeping an eye on for when he inevitably offends. I would make a thread but I am very new to actually posting, so sorry for that.

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