Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Alberto Balsalm]

The most baffling thing to me is how he constantly pretends he's just two or three years younger than he is. Why would you even do that? What's the benefit of telling people you're 34 instead of 36?

 

[glass_houses]

The most baffling thing to me is how he constantly pretends he's just two or three years younger than he is. Why would you even do that? What's the benefit of telling people you're 34 instead of 36?

Because he can, and no other reason than shits and giggles. That, or his real birthday/age would provide an investigator with vital information needed to access some official record of something he wants to hide. It'd be interesting to see if he's spent time in detention or a mental health care facility. It's definitely possible.

 

[Michel]

Because he can, and no other reason than shits and giggles. That, or his real birthday/age would provide an investigator with vital information needed to access some official record of something he wants to hide. It'd be interesting to see if he's spent time in detention or a mental health care facility. It's definitely possible.

That's an interesting idea. Maybe he did spend a couple of years in a facility and denies that timeframe from existing in his mind.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The most baffling thing to me is how he constantly pretends he's just two or three years younger than he is. Why would you even do that? What's the benefit of telling people you're 34 instead of 36?

A friend of mine does this. Craziest bastard I have ever met. He's always dating or hitting on girls in their early 20s. Always gets caught by the girl - never fails. I think it is just setting up some petty lie he can get caught in that they can lord over him so they don't start questioning the mountain range of deceit and madness he's actually trying to distract them from.

 

[thebonesauce]

It's an incredible shame that Shmorky went the fucking SJW route... I really enjoyed Gaming Garbage and his guest stuff in a few retsupurae videos... I still love the line, "LET' PLAY KIRBY SUPERSTAR, FUCK YOU MOM!" But now my enjoyment of that line has been tainted, and I'll never see him the way I used to.

Dude is a flat out psychopath. I fully believe some of the shit his ex is saying... He is into babyfur shit, after all. So I fully believe that he wears adult diapers. Fuck, that klurf porn should take any shadow of a doubt away from your brains.

 

[Bungleboy]

I actually think Shmorky would have been a serial killer if life turned out different. He's uniquely deranged, has that kind of glib and superficial charm that got Lowtax to buddy up with him. Dude needs help, help he refuses to get.

 

[*Asterisk*]

This guy seems like a more autistic version of Yoko Ono, without Lenon of course.

Cooincidentally, Yoko spent 1984 through 1990 abdicating her responsibilities to Sean via carting the poor kid to Michael Jackson's for sleepovers.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Because he can, and no other reason than shits and giggles. That, or his real birthday/age would provide an investigator with vital information needed to access some official record of something he wants to hide. It'd be interesting to see if he's spent time in detention or a mental health care facility. It's definitely possible.

Maybe he's so fuckin' crazy he can't remember himself.

I remember seeing pics of Dave from Lowtax's first wedding (which happened in 2003) and even back then he looked like some 35 year old scumbag.

 

[biledriver]

I don't see why people are claiming his ex-gf sounds "too articulate to be crazy". Plenty of completely batshit people can speak coherently, whether they have any education or not. Also seems like since she's writing it in the aftermath, (and she explained she's got a normal job and such) seems like she's settled down enough to think about what she's saying. None of it seems too far-fetched...cartoonists tend to be really weird people, especially people who do erotic toons.

This and the SoSe thread are fucking fail-larious... I always hated this schmuck for his obvious Vaughn Bode rip-offs. Even the way he frames the panels, the fonts, speech bubbles-- they're all altered just enough not to be copies, but just barely. His technical skill is undeniable but his writing and "jokes" are less engaging than Sonichu.
Bode himself was quite a strange person, he actually identified as an "omnigendered omnisexual being" but AFAIK he didn't go around shrieking about pronouns or SJW stuff. He did have a rather insane personal life though, which culminated to its breaking point dramatically with his equally bizarre death. Initially when Shmorks started claiming tranny I figured he was just emulating another aspect of one of his (apparently) favorite artists, since he rips off so much of his style, why not his personal style as well.

Anyway yeah he's disgusting and it's fucked up that he's getting money, popularity and recognition for ripping off and shitting all over (literally) the work of a wonderful, woefully underappreciated cartoonist.

 

[Crudup]

Anyway yeah he's disgusting and it's fucked up that he's getting money, popularity and recognition for ripping off and shitting all over (literally) the work of a wonderful, woefully underappreciated cartoonist.

He's probably the 2nd most popular person living in a trailer in backwoods Virginia.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I always hated this schmuck for his obvious Vaughn Bode rip-offs. Even the way he frames the panels, the fonts, speech bubbles-- they're all altered just enough not to be copies, but just barely.

Haha wow I didn't even know about this but I googled it and

Real subtle, David.

 

[Ghostcuckers]

I have a hard time believing he's only 36. Those early pictures of Schmorky (pre-troondom) look like they were taken in the 1970s, number one - I mean, the model name for those glasses must be "1973 Key Party Special".

Currently he hides his neck (an easy indicator of age as it wrinkles & sags even if the face remains tight) and we never see his body except for his butt, but that was too close/too low quality/too disgusting to determine real age. His interest in old cartoons definitely makes him seem older, but that can be explained. I also recall his cartoons being quite polished (well as polished as they'd ever be) back in the early 2000s, which him being 36 now would make him in his early 20s then. Just seems fishy given the quality of his animation. I don't know, if I had to wager I'd put him at more 45 - 50, with a childhood full of Tex Avery & Hannah Barbara rather than a childhood full of Transformers & He-Man.

 

[biledriver]

You know, he's not too far from Ruckersville. This could be the male lesbian romance we've all been waiting for.

It'd never work...don't you know that Miss Christine hates butt garments? Shmorky loves them. The squealing arguments would echo through the backwoods, causing inexplicable deafness in all dogs and humans around for miles.
And don't even think about what would happen if there were loads of used diapers in the burn pile (provided Shmorky is sensible enough to burn his trash like responsible rural people with no garbage service do).

 

[biledriver]

Shmorky tries to do this sort of thing, but because there's very little substance to his characters or their stories/what they're doing, it's just cheap and juvenile to an insulting point. These are 2 characters from Cheech Wizard, if anyone wants to explore Vaughn Bode's work (not to be confused with similar-looking work from his son, Mark Bode, who is carrying on his father's legacy by using a similar style yet making it also his own). You can really see in the old comix how much Smorky has directly taken facial expressions, the way he draws lips and eyes, and it really gets under my skin how he stole another person's handwriting as if it were just a font. (That last bit might be petty i'm just :powerlevel: big Vaughn Bode/underground comix fan)

Spoiler: large image

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This photo is from what I can gather is from 2000, around the time of Lowtax's wedding:

The photos during the wedding have him hiding his face or it outright being edited out (That's him on the right):

So if he's 36 that means he'd be 20 year old in that picture, or 18 if you take his word for his age and that sure doesn't look like an 18 year old to me.

Shmorky tries to do this sort of thing, but because there's very little substance to his characters or their stories/what they're doing, it's just cheap and juvenile to an insulting point. These are 2 characters from Cheech Wizard, if anyone wants to explore Vaughn Bode's work (not to be confused with similar-looking work from his son, Mark Bode, who is carrying on his father's legacy by using a similar style yet making it also his own). You can really see in the old comix how much Smorky has directly taken facial expressions, the way he draws lips and eyes, and it really gets under my skin how he stole another person's handwriting as if it were just a font. (That last bit might be petty i'm just :powerlevel: big Vaughn Bode/underground comix fan)

Spoiler: large image

I'm also a fan and another similarity I noticed is how Schmorky sometimes uses similar speech patterns like "Cuz" and "Da". (Have you read Kim Deitch's - The Boulevard of Broken Dreams? It's good!)

 

[AnOminous]

I don't see why people are claiming his ex-gf sounds "too articulate to be crazy". Plenty of completely batshit people can speak coherently, whether they have any education or not. Also seems like since she's writing it in the aftermath, (and she explained she's got a normal job and such) seems like she's settled down enough to think about what she's saying. None of it seems too far-fetched...cartoonists tend to be really weird people, especially people who do erotic toons.

I also don't get that seeing as she is incredibly open about the fact that she is, in fact, completely insane. That's actually part of why I view her account as a lot more credible than you'd usually view the account of an utter bugfuck nutcase, which she is.

As someone with a number of absolutely insane friends, I think this completely crazy person's account is very, very credible.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Shmorky tries to do this sort of thing, but because there's very little substance to his characters or their stories/what they're doing, it's just cheap and juvenile to an insulting point.

It's the same ironic laziness that made me give up on KC Green.

 

[biledriver]

This photo is from what I can gather is from 2000, around the time of Lowtax's wedding:
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The photos during the wedding have him hiding his face or it outright being edited out (That's him on the right):
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So if he's 36 that means he'd be 20 year old in that picture, or 18 if you take his word for his age and that sure doesn't look like an 18 year old to me.

He could be just a legit ugly ass 18 year old. He's from a town that only has about 500 people in it, give or take. Who knows what kind of gene pool that has. I once lived in a place less populated than that, and I was the only new person who had showed up in over 20 years. Creepy.
Nonetheless that is one banged up, probably-not-18 year old. Who knows how old he really is.

I'm also a fan and another similarity I noticed is how Schmorky sometimes uses similar speech patterns like "Cuz" and "Da". (Have you read Kim Deitch's - The Boulevard of Broken Dreams? It's good!)

I was being forgiving about the speech pattern thing because a lot of comix people do that, especially the more "psychedelic" kind... but yeah he's a stupid dummy copycat. I love Kim Deitch but actually haven't read that one. I'll add that to my list.

I also don't get that seeing as she is incredibly open about the fact that she is, in fact, completely insane. That's actually part of why I view her account as a lot more credible than you'd usually view the account of an utter bugfuck nutcase, which she is.

As someone with a number of absolutely insane friends, I think this completely crazy person's account is very, very credible.

Agreed. I'm completely batshit and so are nearly all the people I know, in varying degrees. Plenty of articulate wingnuts around, trailer park be damned

 

[Guinan's hats]

I have no doubt that shmorky is a lolcow, especially after reading all of this shit.

but am I a huge faggot to also think he is a "legitimate" outsider artist? I was just a really big fan in my early internet days and I don't want to think I was an unironic fan of a fucking lunatic.

 

[AnOminous]

I have no doubt that shmorky is a lolcow, especially after reading all of this shit.

but am I a huge faggot to also think he is a "legitimate" outsider artist? I was just a really big fan in my early internet days and I don't want to think I was an unironic fan of a fucking lunatic.

Even in his current state of psychosis, he has had paying work.

Like this Adult Swim bump.

Yeah, it's an animation of someone else's cartoon, but this absolutely insane individual is occasionally earning money.