Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

what the shit is this
New age middle class white woman talk. Christianity is an accessory for her, something to help with the patchwork personality she's constructed just like "journalism" because she's actually a boring, vapid retard with an unearmed sense of superiority typical of libtards.

It's also convenient for her because she gets the attention she craves in church and yet another vantage point from which to scold wrongthink from her perceived moral high ground by quoting random scriptures out of context.
 
Since old Mountain Dew Mouth Marge is also an appreciator of essays, I'll dump my own since I can't see abusing myself by interacting with her beyond what I have to say here.
@Stan
Well I take it back, you are something of an oldfag aren't you? A bit surprised that you have your own thread since outside of embarrassing yourself here you don't seem to be much of a lolcow, just a dime-a-dozen obnoxious idiot woman. Yes yes, I know about the university degree. You obviously derive most of your self worth from that since you talk about it as often as a vegan talks about their choice in diet. But you are still quite dumb.
One can both be intelligent in terms of having memorized things stated in books but also dumb as hell in terms of having no ability to creatively use those things they forced into their brains during amphetamine binges (judging by your pupils in that post partum photo of you, you just couldn't wait to get back to those). It's the difference between intelligence and wisdom.
To hearken back to what really put you on my radar, the chicken kiev incident. You cognitively understood that the dish is made by placing herbed butter inside of a pounded chicken breast, you knew there was something off about the fact that the ones you were making kept leaking all the butter out and yet instead of admitting to yourself that you were obviously doing something wrong and using the Internet to figure out what you were doing wrong, you decided to reinvent the wheel and top a big ass bowl of butter off with a tiny piece of chicken. That's dumb (and gross) as hell.
You wasted a large amount of time+money to still wind up as a housewife with nothing but a massive case of Unwarranted Self-importance to show for it. A single semester at a culinary school would have served you better and wouldn't have given you such a repugnant personality. You're just another one of the paradoxically smart-retards churned out by the industrial indoctrination machine that is the higher education industry, as evidenced by your glaring inability to express an opinion that wasn't given to you by someone else.
I could get mired in debating the limp wristed leftist talking points you cannot help but interject into every conversation, but there's no reason to bother since it's evident "your" supposed beliefs are nothing more than an attempt to lord a mistaken belief in moral superiority over others. Church and college provided you with nothing but a collection of weapons to use against others, much like a monkey that's been given a box of power tools.
TL;DR you are dumb and I would not have debates with you.

In parting, the dichotomy in perspectives on why education is important.
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Roseanne Barr
Why the fuck does anyone care about Roseanne Barr?
has said on her podcast that there's a Jewish civil war between the servants of G-d and the servants of the adversary, and that the rest of the world is paying for it. I believe her. A conflict between the sons of the light and those of darkness reads exactly like what Qumran described two millennia ago.

I'd expand it to include the Gentile world. The good versus the evil. The L-rd judges all according to their works, and the L-rd knows His own.
I know who I am, and while I’m very sorry that you do not, or feel you cannot live happily within the confines of your religion, you’re not going to find satisfaction for your life in trying to make me as sad and miserable as you.
difference between intelligence and wisdom.
To hearken back to what really put you on my radar, the chicken kiev incident. You cognitively understood that the dish is made by placing herbed butter inside of a pounded chicken breast, you knew there was something off about the fact that the ones you were making kept leaking all the butter out and yet instead of admitting to yourself that you were obviously doing something wrong and using the Internet to figure out what you were doing wrong, you decided to reinvent the wheel and top a big ass bowl of butter off with a tiny piece of chicken.
Okay, first of all. The chicken went all the way round and to the bottom of the ramekin. I formed a sphere of chicken around about a tablespoon of herb butter, breaded it, and then placed it in a ramekin so that the butter wouldn’t leak out onto the baking sheet like it had the last 4 times. I did this cause I didn’t know meat glue existed, and even if I had Im not required to use special gastro molecular science ingredients just so some dick on the internet can tell me my crumb breading isn’t brown enough (or whatever it is about my cooking that you find so offensive.)

Here’s the photo again. Check out the cutaway view:
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You can actually see that the chicken goes to the bottom in the photo.
So you’re just incorrect about this whole thing. But guess what? You don’t have to eat my chicken Kiev, so stop harping about it. I really don’t give a fuck and I will probably cook chicken Kiev in ramekins for the rest of my life because I don’t need to fuck around with meat glue and freezing steps as a home cook.

Second of all, I really don’t mention my degree half as often as my bizarro fan club does. They bring it up as often as my picture. Sometimes in disbelief, sometimes as a way to hurt my feelings. Middle March harps on it because he thinks my education is somehow his “investment”, and I’m proving why women don’t deserve higher Ed because I am working a part time job while I have my own family. I guess his reasoning is he thinks I went on scholarship and some of his tax money indirectly funded my degrees. It didn’t (I paid for both, no scholarship), but even if I’d had received a Pell grant or whatever, it’s my life and I can choose what I want to do with it. For now, that’s being a church administrator. Deal with it.

Others bring it up because they think I’m a humanities major. This is incorrect. My undergrad majors were German and pre-medicine and my masters is in molecular biology. These are the material facts of my life, and I mention it for clarification only.

Finally, I didn’t read your essay. I glanced at it, saw you fundamentally misunderstood my Chicken po-Kievski and I figured there wasn’t much reason to waste my time on you. It’s not my fault you have to work at a restaurant (which sucks), not is it my fault griddle larp is a Jew (of the particularly intolerant sucky kind) nor is it my fault Norbert’s a pedo who thinks the age of consent should be 12, and i don’t have anything to do with Mangled Richard’s mongly moth eaten dick.
 
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Why the fuck does anyone care about Roseanne Barr?
Don't you like smart women who speak their minds? You LARP as one so you must.
you’re not going to find satisfaction for your life in trying to make me as sad and miserable as you.
Yeah sure, that's why you keep writing novel-length seething effortposts complete with oversharing and pictures, because you're handling your critics so maturely.

Why don't you prove your statement by putting down the phone and walking away for a while? If your life really is going that well then it shouldn't be too hard, should it.
 
@Stan
Woah there, Large Marge, cool it with the anti-kitchen worker remarks. I'm paid quite generously since I'm not working at one of the many fast food establishments you clearly frequent. We're the ones on the frontlines of the war your body is waging between your obvious amphetamine addiction and your gluttonous calorie intake.
I know you got close to the sun, with your vapid "journalism" and those trainal sessions with the rowing team at uni but here you are, posting about faggots and jews on a site that's guaranteed to get you blacklisted from "polite" society, all while proudly using your real identity.
You've given up on your shitty career and honestly that's great. Muh journalism hasn't been respectable for half a century and the only practical application for your learning in biology is figuring out how to halt the advancement of the Mountain Dew Mouth oriented gingivitis that's ravaging those lemon tic-tacs you call teeth.
But it's time to put down the Adderall, stop being a retard on the Internet and focus on your child. Just because mommy has ruined her job prospects by saying slurs on the tranny killing gossip forum doesn't mean she needs to let her baby go unattended
 
I will probably cook chicken Kiev in ramekins for the rest of my life because I don’t need to fuck around with meat glue and freezing steps as a home cook.
If you just use whole chicken breasts and cut a pocket into the top you don't need meat glue.
 
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New age middle class white woman talk. Christianity is an accessory for her, something to help with the patchwork personality she's constructed just like "journalism" because she's actually a boring, vapid retard with an unearmed sense of superiority typical of libtards.

It's also convenient for her because she gets the attention she craves in church and yet another vantage point from which to scold wrongthink from her perceived moral high ground by quoting random scriptures out of context.
Well, they don't call it the Cathedral for nothin'.
 
Yeah sure, that's why you keep writing novel-length seething effortposts complete with oversharing and pictures, because you're handling your critics so maturely.
You’re a sad gay faggot who seems incapable of enjoying life. I’m sorry for you.

I'm not working at one of the many fast food establishments you clearly frequent.
BITCH I cook at home, as I demonstrated

***BITCH I COOK SOVIET FOOD AT HOME. As I demonstrated
 
You’re a sad gay faggot who seems incapable of enjoying life. I’m sorry for you.


BITCH I cook at home, as I demonstrated

***BITCH I COOK SOVIET FOOD AT HOME. As I demonstrated
>bitch
Sorry hun, I'm not the dog you're looking for. And that's nice but you only got into slavic food to make some weird gay point about Ukraine. You're so broken brained by muh Dartmouth that you can't function without constantly throating the neoliberal system
 
No. I meant what I said. Go fuck yourself, because I have no interest.
Oh, you did? You meant what you said. Oh, ok. Tell someone who cares.
I don't like you. You need to get that straight. (Or, go hang out with Middle Fart. He is probably happy to let you fuck him.)
Did you think I was under the impression that you do like me? Contrary to your desperate insistence to the contrary, I have had it straight from the beginning. It is you who is confused about a great many things. I will note your utterly childish insult towards @m1ddl3m4rch. Middlemarch sounds like something a first grader would come up with. And there is more vulgarity and profanity from a married mother.
OK finally a decent question. Being a journalist was really never more than a shitty hobby for me, and I stopped doing it when I got tired of getting threats in my inbox from Kiwi Farms domains.
Am I the only one here or does it seem like she is under the mistaken impression that is an Ask Me Anything on reddit or the like? I am convinced that there are other explanations, namely that readers were not that interested in what you wrote. The last sentence is almost certainly bullshit. Kiw Farms Domains?
Lol you don't get to wriggle out of it that easy. The vast majority (90+%) of neoliberal, America-hating billionaires are bog-standard gentiles.

Whether you like it or not, the gentiles are burning their own tree down.
And 85.3 percent of stats are made up bullshit, including yours. Read this.


People who like to blame the Jews for everything are simplistic, but it is undeniable that Jewish influence is both pernicious and substantial. I highly recommend Kevin McDonald's Culture of Critique for more info on this.. I will say it is a joint effort between Jews and certain elite whites. In Separation and Its Discontents McDonald wrote how a similar phenomenon happened with Jews and the Spanish aristocracy, and then the people had enough and the Grand Inquisition happened.
My Passover Seder is the stuff of legends.
No it's not. It really is not the stuff of legends and as usually you insist on things that no one believes and no one cares about.
Margaret is so unlikeable that both the forum nazis and the forum Jews are annoyed at her.
Yeah, I have to say I have had another Abigail Shrier/Libsoftiktok moment with our friend @m1ddl3m4rch I never thought all were bad, I don't think that of any group but he's good people and it seems we agree on much, we certainly agree regarding Marge and her obnoxious behavior. She is help bringing a devotee of Kevin MacDonald together with a based right-wing Jew, so I guess good things are happening....
Also the J thing is at least half envy, small people, huge influence, always in the news, nuclear weapons, American golem etc.
No, it's not. And there is overwhelming evidence showing predominance in all sorts of societal evils but that is tangential to this thread. Maybe someone wants to start a thread on Deep Thoughts or something.
while I’m very sorry that you do not, or feel you cannot live happily within the confines of your religion, you’re not going to find satisfaction for your life in trying to make me as sad and miserable as you.
AGAIN with this shit. How do you fucking know? We know what you look like, we know you come from a fairly well-to-do family and live in this insulated mostly white enclave that affords you your absurd luxury beliefs. You know absolutely nothing about @m1ddl3m4rch other than what he has shared with you and other readers here on the Farms.
Okay, first of all. The chicken went all the way round and to the bottom of the ramekin.
Now she is litigating the ins and outs of Chicken Kiev with @Malice in Dumberland
Second of all, I really don’t mention my degree half as often as my bizarro fan club does.
Yeah except you do.
Finally, I didn’t read your essay.
Except you clearly did and it was not an essay. I'd guess it is shorter than many of your tiresome screeds.
It’s not my fault you have to work at a restaurant (which sucks)
*THIS* comment needs to be highlighted, it cannot be underscored enough because it belies how reprehensible modern leftists are. Privileged, upper middle class whites who carry on with their leftist platitudes are not like old school Democrats paid some lip service to middle and even lower class whites. They hold them in disdain. They will pay lip services to black and brown people who work jobs they consider beneath them, but they hold whites who do in utter contempt.
or is it my fault Norbert’s a pedo who thinks the age of consent should be 12
I NEVER uttered such a thing. I had a dispute with others on a mass debate thread who think the AOC is or should be 18 or who stupidly likened juniors in high school kids to elementary school children. That's not the subject of this thread and I concede I probably did not articulate my position as well as or as tactfully as I would have liked. That happened well over a year ago btw.
i don’t have anything to do with Mangled Richard’s mongly moth eaten dick.
There she goes again with the dick insults, about a man she has never met, never will meet, knows nothing about. Utterly unoriginal and stupid and childish.
Yeah sure, that's why you keep writing novel-length seething effortposts complete with oversharing and pictures, because you're handling your critics so maturely.
Indeed. Just deserved further emphasis.

One last note, eagle-eyed readers will notice a couple of posts of hers that were deleted have suddenly appeared again. So that's interesting.
 
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. She is help bringing a devotee of Kevin MacDonald together with a based right-wing Jew, so I guess good things are happening
There's a few kikes here I get on well with, usually due to bonding over bullying autists. It's always the ones who can take a joke and don't histrionically sperg out if anyone says anything bad about muh Jews (looking at you Marvin, although you are far from the only one, but you have the worst opinions on fucking everything in every single thread I see you in anyway).
It's always funny when people start thinking the Internet is srs bzness and raging at some anonymous account online, even more when they are raging at someone called RACISM.

Marge is one of those people. You can see from the wall of texts above where she tells you how much she doesn't care. She's so easy to poke and get a response. I mean poke her in the figurative sense rather than the slang term for having sex with someone. Because that wouldn't be easy with her. Because she's fat.
 
Did you think I was under the impression that you do like me? Contrary to your desperate insistence to the contrary, I have had it straight from the beginning. It is you who is confused about a great many things. I will note your utterly childish insult towards @m1ddl3m4rch. Middlemarch sounds like something a first grader would come up with. And there is more vulgarity and profanity from a married mother.
I agree that Middlemarch is a terrible username, but you're going to have to take that to him or to administration.
No it's not. It really is not the stuff of legends and as usually you insist on things that no one believes and no one cares about.
This is 100% sour grapes because you were not invited (actually I didn't know you last time I held my Seder, but even if you were local I would not invite you to a party.)
AGAIN with this shit. How do you fucking know? We know what you look like, we know you come from a fairly well-to-do family and live in this insulated mostly white enclave that affords you your absurd luxury beliefs. You know absolutely nothing about @m1ddl3m4rch other than what he has shared with you and other readers here on the Farms.
I know Middlemarch is a faggot because he fucking told me. He said it as if it was some kind of an own, but IRL he just gave me the fact that made his senseless cruelty and hostility towards me make sense. And if it isn't obvious that he's an extremely hurt and sad person, well, I don't know what to tell you. Do you think Orthodox Jews who are gay would be *happy* to know their family hates their orientation and their community would ice them out if they were too open about it?

Heck I'll even explain this one to you a little more. I asked my priest about Middlemarch because he, like you, have the most bizarre reasons to dislike me. There are very good reasons to hate me in the first few pages of this thread, for things I've said and done that were very hypocritical. Mysteriously, none of you have a problem with that, but instead bring up my CV, educational attainment, picture, sex life, and faith in Christ as reasons to hate me that are just ??? what

Middlemarch started beef with me because he felt he could dictate the meaning of the Pauline Epistles to me, but I could not tell him what Deuteronomy says. Now he yammers on about how I'm a waste of an education. (I'm gonna guess he does this because he doesn't have one, maybe.) That hurt enough that I asked my priest why someone would say something like that to me over a scriptural disagreement. She guessed he was hurt by something else and his anonymity disinhibits him. Turns out she was right: he's a FAGGOT who is endlessly envious of my life's course.

You have beef with me because I'm not racist. Funny how the master-class whites never are, and the whites that were built out of God's spare parts (like you) are religiously racist and constantly bellyaching about how the white birth rates are in decline because the only pussy you've seen since the Obama administration is in your avatar.

Malice in dumberland is seriously beefing with me about the correct presentation of Chicken Kiev, making uncreative insults to my intelligence, weight, appearance in exchange for your stickers. I think she's mad she has a shitty line cook job and I have the privilege and passive income to do what I want. She's a pleb.

There are good reasons to diss me available to you right now, so I'm always mystified that you can't seem to really nail me on the merits and keep going for shit that suggests you have a sexual obsession with me (I mean, you screencap everything I have to say about sex and post it to my profile to "warn" other users that... I'm a woman who has had sex.)
*THIS* comment needs to be highlighted, it cannot be underscored enough because it belies how reprehensible modern leftists are. Privileged, upper middle class whites who carry on with their leftist platitudes are not like old school Democrats paid some lip service to middle and even lower class whites. They hold them in disdain. They will pay lip services to black and brown people who work jobs they consider beneath them, but they hold whites who do in utter contempt.
BTW: I say that working in a restaurant sucks from experience. my family owned a restaurant for 10 years in the 90's and my dad hated it. He knew exactly how hostile and unpleasant the kitchen could be for underage girls. I and my sis both worked in food service during high school; the hours were terrible and the men behind the line are pigs.
One last note, eagle-eyed readers will notice a couple of posts of hers that were deleted have suddenly appeared again. So that's interesting.
Yeah, you guys whined to the mods that Mean Old Margaret was deleting her shit and the jannies gave you an assist.
I concede I probably did not articulate my position as well as or as tactfully as I would have liked. That happened well over a year ago btw.
Whatever you say pedo. You want to fuck children, because women with any prior sexual experience are ruined to you and your meager efforts. Own it I guess.

Sorry hun, I'm not the dog you're looking for. And that's nice but you only got into slavic food to make some weird gay point about Ukraine. You're so broken brained by muh Dartmouth that you can't function without constantly throating the neoliberal system
Pleb, get back to work. You have Chicken Kievs to make for us.

Whatever food you cook or eat, it's made you fat.
I'm really about average for an American. Unless you want to post your pic and show me how being thin is done, I think this insult is getting tired and uninspired, like the Lean Cuisine Malice eats after her shift at the kebab shop.
 
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