Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Pulling up status: Doing the opposite, brb.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Seems he’s trying to walk it back.

https://x.com/cyounexttime/status/1708358988688179629

All this over being mad about a comic book…

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So far as I can tell, it's just purposeless malice from three absolute shitheads who need to kill themselves.

Four*. As much as we know how much of a fake lawyer Nick is, more people don't. Nick acting the way he does is basically giving Dick and co the hall pass to do the things they did to Eric. And that's just publicly. If Nick gave 'legal advice' to the gunt, why wouldn't he, to Dick, who he likes much more?

 

[Geared Chris]

So what are the "several" charity organizations he's been on the board for?

I can name one. Nick Rekieta was listed as a director for the Louis And Peaches Owen Family Foundation in its 2019 990. That was the foundation formed by his wealthy grandparents. Though he's not on the list for 2022.

Are there any else?

I found one more.

Link here. Nick's listed as a Board member on page 16.

Some Bob Rekieta videos & stuff here.

Thank you. I hadn't seen some of this.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Not to mention that he was a D1 track & field athlete. (Except I'm not sure whether to trust Wiki on this. It also says he was shot in the knee during gang activities prior to track & field success.)

In my (very brief) review of his public history, it does consistently say he ran track/field at University of Memphis, which is a D1 school. Unclear how long he was there or when he started. Info also says he was at Texas A&M from 2009 - 2013, so if he had classes that transferred over, there weren’t enough of the type that Texas A&M gave a lot of credit toward his (Comm) degree in TX. In any case, both of those schools are known (in one way or another) nationally.

Per The Dallas Observer, he was born in TX in 1990, and by his early teens started getting into gang stuff, so when he was a freshman in high school, his mother sent him to live with his grandmother in Arkansas. He then got in felony-eligible trouble at 15, and went back to Texas, where “he was kicked out of school after school. Even taking a bullet to the knee, which almost ended his track career, didn't motivate him to change his ways. But when he and his girlfriend narrowly escaped a drive-by shooting outside track practice his senior year, he began to realize that his actions could put the people close to him in danger as well.” Around this time a friend of his, Juanita Payne (15) was shot and killed outside a club. These events are positioned as catalysts to his buckling down and getting serious, leading to (I surmise) track & field success and the University of Memphis, and eventually, Texas A&M, where in addition to studying in his major he started reading Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams, and transformed from an Obama Democrat to a self-described Libertarian. He was into music, and started getting into the metal scene, ultimately involved with a rap/metal/hardcore group called BackWordz.

Here is a sample:

I found one more.
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Link here. Nick's listed as a Board member on page 16.

Thank you. I hadn't seen some of this.

Anything in this decade?

 

[Swole McPole]

He was into music, and started getting into the metal scene, ultimately involved with a rap/metal/hardcore group called BackWordz.

Not my sort of thing at all, but I was really surprised by how good that was. When it comes to actual achievement, Nick's obviously an enormous loser in any dick measuring contest wth Eric July.

I guess he'd take the Gold Medal in an asshole gape measuring contest though.

 

[Captain Manning]

@elb is here so you can ask her. She might. Nick would win a DCMA considering how YT works. Can you imagine the fireworks if he struck her?

I dunno if @elb wants to respond to questions here.

(Which BTW, that's perfectly fine. She shouldn't do anything she feels uncomfortable doing. @Kalea is the same way. Kalea made one post, albeit it was a real banger).

I'm just venting over how arrogant Nick seems. Also, if Nick ever strikes Elissa, fuck Nick.

Seems he’s trying to walk it back.
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https://x.com/cyounexttime/status/1708358988688179629

All this over being mad about a comic book…

Nick KNOWS that what Riley did was monumentally stupid and that he's a stupid fuck. He even admitted as much during the superchat segment of his show (specifically, the one with July), and it was in response to a couple of Riley's superchats.

The "problem" here (and it's only a problem because Nick beds down with dogs) is that he's caught between a rock and a hard spot in having to point out what a stupid dipshit Riley actually is in the hopes he doesn't get killed, and making Juju the cow happy. He's leaned more towards Juju, and that's why we have his six hour spergathon to laugh over.

 

[Anticipointment]

He was into music, and started getting into the metal scene, ultimately involved with a rap/metal/hardcore group called BackWordz.

Here is a sample:

A lot of the lyrics seem tailor made to the current situation with Nick. “They say that you should listen twice as much as you talk”. Lol.

 

[Dean Pentel]

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Black Nick leaked an audio track from his middle school talent show to prove he is in fact “from the streets” and grew up “in the hood”, in honor of page 2222.
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Tell me the truth: this is Patrick Tomlinson in blackface and a wig, right? Probably an old pic because he's a lot leaner here than he is currently.

So that begs the question of why in the fuck is this in a thread about a self-loathing Jew coomer with ED that hates his life?

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick recalling the mean streets of the Texas black barrio during a heatwave

A Playlist for Houston's Fallen Suburbs:

Mariah Carey - "One Sweet Day"

Bobby Womack - "Across 110th Street"

Spoiler: We Will Always Remember

 

[Strix454]

If Nick really had such a difficult schooling he'd have no doubt farmed the stories for content by now. As it stands, he's said very little about that period of his life,

He has one story favorite story out of that timeframe where he talked about hating his teacher over Jello-related matters or something.

 

[Tackleberry]

He has one story favorite story out of that timeframe where he talked about hating his teacher over Jello-related matters or something.

Didn’t one of his teachers take a toy away and not give it back?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He has one story favorite story out of that timeframe where he talked about hating his teacher over Jello-related matters or something.

Didn’t one of his teachers take a toy away and not give it back?

These are both pathetic stories he has told ad nauseum. They truly bother him for some unfathomable reason.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Didn’t one of his teachers take a toy away and not give it back?

Yea I think it was soundwave. Can sympathize there. My mother took away my soundwave. I was really mad. Soundwave was one of the best G1 transformers.

 

[Tackleberry]

These are both pathetic stories he has told ad nauseum. They truly bother him for some unfathomable reason.

It’s all part of growing up in the hood, dawg; it stays with you.

 

[Anticipointment]

Didn’t one of his teachers take a toy away and not give it back?

Prolly Nick dindu nuffin wrong & teacher was just raciss against black kids like him. Bitch.

 

[Geared Chris]

I found confirmation on Inwood Forest, the preschool, and the elementary school. I'm relieved I had it right.

It's this stream, timestamp 9:12:00 - 13:20:00. It's full of detail. Thanks, Nick.

• Attended America's Choice Daycare near Gulf Bank Rd so that's this and this.
• Attended Inwood Elementary for K and grade 1 which is now called Smith Academy per this FB page. School is here.
• Attended one year, 2nd grade, in a Christian private school which he hated. There are a few in Inwood.
• Attended Stovall until moving to MN which my OP covered.

Anything in this decade?

He's still on that Board in 2019. Link. Can't find any more recent annual reports.

 

[elb]

I dunno if @elb wants to respond to questions here.

What was the question?

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Rackets' life has become such a trashfire it's hilarious.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What was the question?

Who is the walrus?

Spoiler

Not really. Someone a few pages back was speculating about DCMA shit. Not that it matters. Even if Rackets did file a DCMA all you have to do is contest it. In one of his videos before the dark times, before he became Darth Balldo he even stepped through on how to file a DCMA counter claim so you could use that to fill it out. Then Rackets has 14 days to sue you, or the strike goes away. And we all know Rackets is far too lazy and disorganized to actually sue you. Although, you might want to add a laugh track or superimpose a balldo on Nick's nose to "transform" the clips so that all bases are covered. As Nick continues to tunnel to the center of the earth he might start striking clip channels.