Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Brian Keene stating Pat has become persona non grata and a laughing stock in his community has to sting, even for someone with as much padding as Fatrick. Career-wise, Keene has achieved pretty much everything Tomlinson wishes he had.
Not sure if anything can pierce that shell of his by this point. It is as dense as a neutron star.
Just a few posts ago he was childing a California attorney how he made no mistake at all in the californian lawsuit that he lost.
 
Not sure if anything can pierce that shell of his by this point. It is as dense as a neutron star.
Just a few posts ago he was childing a California attorney how he made no mistake at all in the californian lawsuit that he lost.
I believe he was “childing” that attorney for telling him - correctly - that posting and commenting on the police report wherein his sister-in-law testified that he threatened to murder his then-pregnant soon-to-be ex-wife and the man who had cuckolded him was neither defamatory nor criminal and mocking him for his legal blundering, including the recent attempt to get a restraining order against our boyo in MA for the “crime” of attending a proceeding in open court.

Pat knows everything, though. /sarcasm
 
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The second, better forum is fucking hilarious:
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Brian Keene stating Pat has become persona non grata and a laughing stock in his community has to sting, even for someone with as much padding as Fatrick. Career-wise, Keene has achieved pretty much everything Tomlinson wishes he had.
I think this has to be a narcissist worst nightmare.
The people he desperately wants to be a part off, shittalking him in third person on twitter acting like hes not there when hes obviously reading all that shit, laughing at how not only hes not a part of that elite group, but hes an actual laughing stock in those circles.

That exact twitter post, that doesnt even adress him directly, will truly hurt him more than a thousand stalker childs (those are still very funny thought).
 
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There's no doubt now that Patposting is mainstream in the publishing industry. Once people in that space realise that Pat is no longer protected by his politics, I wonder if any stories will emerge from them? We've already heard rumblings about Pat being a complete cunt at conventions, we might get specifics in due course. And, of course, given that Pat is an outspoken male feminist known for his "Alpha Male" pretensions and having many friends who are convicted sex offenders, I wonder if a #metoo isn't too far away for Patso? He wouldn't be able to Stalker Child his way out of that one.

Oh and by the way, I am declaring that October is Pat-tober for my posts, and every post I make in this thread this month will end with "enjoy prison" as my own tribute to the man who made this thread my favourite one on the farms. Anyone who feels like it is welcome to join in.

Enjoy prison.
 
I can't understand how he got it this color. Surely it's not an oven temperature issue, so what the hell did he put on it? Shoe polish? Fat? Pepsi glaze?
You're supposed to brush it with egg wash and he just burned it. Would wager he put it at a higher temperature figuring it would get it done more quickly but you just can't rush some things. Like when you put Mozzarella on your pizza instead of a less sensitive cheese you're setting a timer for your other ingredients or that shit will just burn. Cooking is fairly easy, you throw shit in pot and heat for however long you like and it will just be done assuming it's more than like half an hour but baking requires planning and forethought, not things Fat Rick is well known for.
 
Thank you @Broadside for posting this!
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I read Brian Keene's "Rising" series and later "Conqueror Worms" when I was in my early teens and iirc I thought it was hot garbage - however it was successful hot garbage and written in an engaging and visceral enough way to make me want to read to the end - the book equivalent of a properly executed b-movie.

Looking at his Bibliography, Keene appears to be successful in his field with 4 or so dozen books published consistently over the last 25 years (so about 2 a year) and has worked in some capacity as a writer on big fiction brands like "X-Files", "Hellboy", "Alien" and "Doctor Who".

Brian Keene stating Pat has become persona non grata and a laughing stock in his community has to sting, even for someone with as much padding as Fatrick. Career-wise, Keene has achieved pretty much everything Tomlinson wishes he had.
It's better to make B-movie grade books and be wildly successful than make shit and earn nothing. The fact he has some big IP'S to his name tells a lot about his success. Piggy has never gotten that phone call from a publisher because he's a stick of dynamite
 
I love when Pat tries to lecture people with a law degree about the law.
That stalker will be enjoying prison lawyering soon enough, wait quietly for the knock.
And, of course, given that Pat is an outspoken male feminist known for his "Alpha Male" pretensions and having many friends who are convicted sex offenders, I wonder if a #metoo isn't too far away for Patso? He wouldn't be able to Stalker Child his way out of that one.
If Rick gets metood it's definitely going to be a gay guy, Ricks into things after all.

@Incel Death Note I can't quote without double posting, that white supremacist saw the black language of Mordor tatooed on Ricks arm and assumed he was one of them.
 
It's better to make B-movie grade books and be wildly successful than make shit and earn nothing. The fact he has some big IP'S to his name tells a lot about his success. Piggy has never gotten that phone call from a publisher because he's a stick of dynamite
If you're unfortunate enough to be in a job where your income depends on the output of creative people, then reliable, untroublesome mediocrity beats mercurial genius, every time. Nickelback will make you more money than Tool. Michael Bay will make you more money than Lars von Trier. Thomas Kinkade will make you more money than Francis Bacon. People in the upper tier of the creative industries (record companies, movie studios, publishers) want steady output and no scandal, they don't care whether the product has any artistic merit so long as it sells.

If you're going to be mediocre, then be reliable, be prolific and don't be a problem. You can make a really good living with the right work ethic and people skills even if you kinda suck at your job (this applies to more than just the creative industries, but it applies particularly to them).

Pat has the mediocrity in the bag, sadly for him he barely has any output, he has the interpersonal skills of a rabid gibbon, he could start a fight in an empty room and chaos follows him wherever he goes. No doubt he's always stewing over the fact that other mediocre talents (of course he thinks he's way better than mediocre, whereas he struggles to even reach that level) have better careers than him, but he'll never learn that he is the cause of that problem.

Enjoy prison.
 
If you're unfortunate enough to be in a job where your income depends on the output of creative people, then reliable, untroublesome mediocrity beats mercurial genius, every time. Nickelback will make you more money than Tool. Michael Bay will make you more money than Lars von Trier. Thomas Kinkade will make you more money than Francis Bacon. People in the upper tier of the creative industries (record companies, movie studios, publishers) want steady output and no scandal, they don't care whether the product has any artistic merit so long as it sells.

If you're going to be mediocre, then be reliable, be prolific and don't be a problem. You can make a really good living with the right work ethic and people skills even if you kinda suck at your job (this applies to more than just the creative industries, but it applies particularly to them).

Pat has the mediocrity in the bag, sadly for him he barely has any output, he has the interpersonal skills of a rabid gibbon, he could start a fight in an empty room and chaos follows him wherever he goes. No doubt he's always stewing over the fact that other mediocre talents (of course he thinks he's way better than mediocre, whereas he struggles to even reach that level) have better careers than him, but he'll never learn that he is the cause of that problem.

Enjoy prison.
As you said, his output is trash, gets in fights with fans, and I doubt he is pleasant to work with. No doubt he's ran through half a dozen editors just trying to do their jobs. That's how you get blacklisted. That's why franchises don't contact you to write some of their books. Your unstable as fuck
 
That's why franchises don't contact you to write some of their books. Your unstable as fuck
He's even more toxic than Cuck Wendigo, and Wendigo is at least capable of churning out (really shitty) output regularly. But he had to tard out incessantly on social media and insult the fans, while being a white male, so no more Star Wars for him.
 
I suspect he was molested at a young age. When he gets upset or excited, he regressed emotionally to that age.

At least that is my crackpot theory.
Nobody would molest Fatrick when he was a child, too fat, the logistics of it would be a pain in the ass, you'd have to hold up his gut with one hand while you roll his little dick between your thumb and index finger. Then there's all the sweat and grease he excretes, he would be like a greased hog. You'd never get away with it, he'd make sure that you would Enjoy Prison, Molester Child.
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The gay cruising gym? Is Fatrick fighting the Nazis in the Sodomy Sauna?
 
He's even more toxic than Cuck Wendigo, and Wendigo is at least capable of churning out (really shitty) output regularly. But he had to tard out incessantly on social media and insult the fans, while being a white male, so no more Star Wars for him.
If you have a book series, social media should be advertising. That's it. That is why pat's career is dead. He could still be unstable, but companies would still work with him because he isn't a fire hazard
 
this applies to more than just the creative industries, but it applies particularly to them
this is absolutely true and it's more relevant now than ever. on the shxitter, a lot of artists (coomers, typically) are getting called out with increasing frequency for having taken commissions and failing to complete them, even keeping people in the dark for up to a year (or more). it's turning into a full-on kerfuffle as a bunch of disrespectful pricks make it crystal clear to potential clients they can't be trusted to be professional. then you have video game mod drama. there was a funny bit of Terraria mod drama in the Happenings thread a while back, but i was filled in on something more recent from RimWorld a couple days ago. there's an automated drill mod which is desirable because you don't have to staff it with a pawn. it has a core feature where it draws power all the time but won't do its job if something is blocking any of the 8 spaces around it, but that might be a core feature of the game, not sure. but when someone asked the mod maker for some clarity on what he considered a bug, the mod author got nasty with him and bitched him out because he couldn't read his mind.

patrick is the worst kind of creative type you can encounter, which is another reason i find him endlessly entertaining. his abnormal, repulsive behavior ensures he will never manage to achieve the faintest relevance; he's the village idiot in every writer demesne - and how could he not be? have you seen how fucking fat the guy is? only he can occupy so much space at once.
 
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