LawTube - Lawyers sperging at each other on YouTube

[huecoffs02]

Barnes of Viva and Barnes infamy has kittens over Barbie movie.

Hollywood makes stupid summer flick for women in their 30 ties, men over 50 who never touched a doll in their lives most affected.

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Can someone explain to me what is going on, because Barbie movie frying cons' brains like that is too out there for me. Lmao

lol what a faggot

Aren't those the only ones he gets to fuck?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

What's turning his face bright red is his horrendous attitude, the constant pity party, and permanent seething.

That and lack of sun exposure. Dude needs to go outside. I know he lives in Austin and it's 110, but some sunscreen and some time at a public pool are called for.

Fixed central facial redness in men is often a feature of Acne Rosacea.

Triggers that make it worse

- alcohol
- heat
- seething
- direct sunlight

Seems that it won't be refilled as Nate has no balls. (Not money, he ceowdfunded 80k)

Did Nate represent himself in the Bouzy filings?

What happened to the 80k?

Was it used to pay Nate's attorney?

Did Nate do the work himself and simply pocket the 80k?

Also interesting to compare Brody's ability to raise 80k for an old Amber Hear-adjacent defamation case that went nowhere to Rekieta's stalled out 12k GSG for his defamation defense against Monty.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did Nate represent himself in the Bouzy filings?

Ron Coleman represented him in the case. Presumably the money went to pay for Ron and his firm.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Ron Coleman represented him in the case. Presumably the money went to pay for Ron and his firm.

Thanks.

I actually read this just minutes ago earlier in the thread.

My defense is that I am caffeineless because I was too lazy to retrieve my coffee located on another floor.

I guess 80k probably isn't ridiculous for a lawyer of Coleman's stature.

Does seem like another cautionary tale though how readily Lawtubers are willing to burn their audience's monies in a big pointless mean girls bonfire.

 

[AnOminous]

For those hating themselves- Chris Bouzy is a failed cryptobro with multitude wonky and Borderline illegal business, including Twitter bot called BotSentinel for checking hate speach.

If it even ever worked with some vanilla algorithm word-counting stuff (and by all accounts it didn't) it's almost certainly superseded by AI at this point.

My opinion is that anybody who uses longform twits unironically should be publicly flogged.

It beats 100+ tweet long Googleshngs. I mean not by much.

Barnes of Viva and Barnes infamy has kittens over Barbie movie.

Hollywood makes stupid summer flick for women in their 30 ties, men over 50 who never touched a doll in their lives most affected.

It's one of the dumbest culture war things I've seen yet. So Barbies run Barbie World and Kens are inane vapid retards, yet immediately take over the instant they decide to and brainwash the Barbies, then the opposite happens? Everyone comes across as assholes and if there is some woke message here they broke it beyond repair and just made a dumb movie about dumb people being dumb.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does seem like another cautionary tale though how readily Lawtubers are willing to burn their audience's monies in a big pointless mean girls bonfire.

In fairness this crowdfunded defamation lawsuit seems to have gone better than the last one.

According to Nate on Twitter, they've submitted an amended complaint.

 

[mitro]

Sean announced a stream with Jersh next Thursday (9/21) at noon Eastern.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sean announced a stream with Jersh next Thursday (9/21) at noon Eastern.

Beat me to it.

Was scanning the MATI & Rekieta threads to see if it was already known.

 

[Kheapathic]

You better fucking come out with your account after the stream Sean. You're marking yourself as unclean by having Jersh on, just come out of the closet already.

 

[Sam Losco]

You better fucking come out with your account after the stream Sean. You're marking yourself as unclean by having Jersh on, just come out of the closet already.

No, that would ruin it. I like knowing some people have accounts and are regulars but don't know who they are.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

The stream:

 

[TexOffender]

Damn cool interview on uncivil law. They interviewed the guy currently suing yale for 100M after he was acquitted of rape.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Kurt did a cooking stream a month ago and someone clipped a part of it where he's applying icy hot to his back. It's not a good look when he applies it. It happens about 59:30 in.

The video:

The stream:

 

[AnOminous]

Kurt did a cooking stream a month ago and someone clipped a part of it where he's applying icy hot to his back. It's not a good look when he applies it. It happens about 59:30 in.

The dude has a weird combo of Chuck McGill gone Lucas Werner to him.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sean did an impromptu stream on Saturday where towards the end he discussed the distinction between virgin farriers and chad forgers.

https://www.youtube.com/live/b1nPoUzh5Xw?si=Fxdiyxz2j6JiKmD4

(Relevant section at 1hr, 47 min, 23 secs - Gave up on timestamping, which is fucked for some reason).

Apparently Sean is an amateur forger with access to forging equipment somewhere away from his suburban Cleveland residence.

I don't know if this was previously known or not.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

While Nick continues to implode Kurt had Ken Paxton's lawyer on for a interview.

 

[mitro]

Apparently Sean is an amateur forger with access to forging equipment somewhere away from his suburban Cleveland residence.

I don't know if this was previously known or not.

You didn't think the God Emperor of Lawtube (practicing) was capable of commanding the elements to do his bidding? For shame.

Nah, I'd never heard him mention it before Saturday either.

Spoiler: Monday Night streams

In case anyone isn't aware, Sean does a Monday night stream to locals. Its a REAL stream, not hot tub copestreaming. Sean has access to stream to locals via RTMP, which means he can pull up (!) articles, videos, or whatever for discussion.

Last Monday's stream went well over 2 hours and as far as I can tell, the VODs of the streams are viewable to anyone who signs up to his locals (free, not paid member). I'm not sure if you can view them live without being a paypig.

 

[Lubby Smith]

The scenes one finds in the Cooking with Kurt series are deeply disturbing, like viewing the secret home videos of a psychopath. Very kino.

I don't know if Kurt chose this thumbnail or if it's auto-generated by YouTube, either way it rules.

This was actually two streams. In the first, Kurt pan sears the steak in a superheated, smoking Teflon pan while his huge blubbery arm furiously scrapes with a metal fork, thus maximizing his carcinogen intake.

He wraps it in bacon and finishes the pan sear. When he's done, he cuts the thing in half, only to find that it's still bloody in the middle. Probably because his "steak" is thick as a roast.

The stream dies and is apparently lost forever. I happened to be watching randomly as it was live and took these screenshots because I couldn't believe the spectacle that was unfolding.

The stream that remains picks up as Kurt finishes the steak on a George Foreman grill and slams wine.

The last thing the victim ever saw.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Since we're talking Kurt cooking streams, he did one recently where he cooked a chili. Judging from the ingredients on the counter it was just meat, rotel and cheese, no beans. 5 minutes in you have this shot of Kurt:

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Since we're talking Kurt cooking streams, he did one recently where he cooked a chili. Judging from the ingredients on the counter it was just meat, rotel and cheese, no beans. 5 minutes in you have this shot of Kurt:

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That's what Texans think chili is.....spicy meat paste