Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Elmo]

Is Ralph trying to angle again for the original deal that Vickers offered of signing away his parental rights? I was under the impression that Ralph hoped that he would take a silent L by doing that and this debt problem of his would go away, but I imagine that in true Vickers fashion, the offer has expired and won't come back so now he's being bled for all he's worth. That or Ralph was hoping that this would magically disappear because SEE IM IN MESSICO DO YEW UNNASTAN?

 

[PhoBingas]

What is this phenomena of these weapons grade lolcows creating vacuums in which other freakshows seem to get caught in?

Vickers is just terminally Commiefornian. Ralph and Vickers are two sides of the same trashburger wrapper

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

he can't even afford anything over $100 a month

Ahhhh geeeez dooooood I got deez pillz mayn. Ahh dooood a hunnid dollaz?

 

[RAT Team Six]

Ralph is trying the Sam Hyde credit card debt trick of asking to pay $3/month but for his child support lmao

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Hang in there, Rozy. You will soon have your rightful share of the Ralph dynasty.

A PS5 and Alienware rig has to be split among Xander, Rozy, and Meigh. Tough decisions but luckily the pile of empty beer cans Ralph has been accumulating in his rental is more easily divisible and can be sold at a recycle place for a nice sum.

 

[Cad an Hell]

I'VE MADE MILLIONS... BUT I CAN ONLY AFFORD $75-100 DOLLARS A MONTH

It would be fun to find out for sure how much the ring is worth. Btw I'm assuming a judge will ultimately decide what an appropriate payment schedule looks like? Ralph probably just wants to make it as painless as possible by paying the minimum amount. He clearly doesn't expect to be here in 5-6 years to finish the payments...

 

[AltisticRight]

So Vicky is going after all of Ethan Ralph's horcruxes? Even aiming at Papaw's zircon ring. Hope he doesn't get further inspiration from Harry Potter and go after living things, like Cleo.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Remember Oday Timoson is Ralph’s hero cause he didn’t pay the Browns or the Goldmans a cent. Someone should clip that, actually. I’d like to think piggy is broke but I don’t believe it till it’s a dead cert.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Don’t pay those snakes a single cent Ralph! You’re in Mexico you have nothing to fear.

 

[troonkin]

Ralph is a degenerate, drugged out alcoholic deadbeat dad who is also a revenge pornographer and still he makes Vickers look bad in comparison.
It's just sad to see someone so fixed over about destroying the father of your grandson. Had Vickers loved and cared for his daughter from the beginning none of this would've happened. Even Ralph is a better father than he is at this point.
Just take the hint from Harry Morris you retard and shut the fuck up about Ralph.

 

[Telvanni]

While I don't doubt Ralph is a broke ass nigga, too much of this new information requires you to take Vickers at his word and he's a bit too much of an attention whore to consider it to be true.
Ill laugh when Ralph admits it or new court papers come out.

 

[taktion]

So Vicky is going after all of Ethan Ralph's horcruxes? Even aiming at Papaw's zircon ring. Hope he doesn't get further inspiration from Harry Potter and go after living things, like Cleo.

It would be better for his cat to be in Vickers possession.
If Ralph drops dead tomorrow from his xanny binge nobody nearby will notice it and Cleo will probably starve to death. Unless if someone alerts his rentlord or authorities, but not sure what would happen to Cleo in Mexico. At best an alog could get it from the shelter and adopt it as trophy, kinda like with Chantel's cat.

 

[Sam Losco]

It would be better for his cat to be in Vickers possession.
If Ralph drops dead tomorrow from his xanny binge nobody nearby will notice it and Cleo will probably starve to death. Unless if someone alerts his rentlord or authorities, but not sure what would happen to Cleo in Mexico. At best an alog could get it from the shelter and adopt it as trophy, kinda like with Chantel's cat.

If Ralph drops dead tomorrow, Cleo will start eating him within a couple days and end up as fat as him.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

Could this legitimately kill ralph? If vickers is telling the truth and CA can seize money from mexican bank accounts then they might end up cutting off ralph's income entirely at least temporarily. If he doesn't have xannie money he could die from the withdrawals right?

 

[Paladin Derich]

The offer of $75-100 MAX per month is so pathetic I almost feel embarrassed to know this information. Ralph will humiliate himself like this rather than consider working for a living.

Yet Vickers is still more pitiful. Riding your daughter’s overstretched labia for internet clout is about the biggest bitch move a man can make. Xander doesn’t stand a chance of being heterosexual.

If this site is still around in another 10-15 years, we can expect Xander and Rozy being new players on the field, but that's only if ralph isn't dead from liver failure or a heart attack.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's just sad to see someone so fixed over about destroying the father of your grandson.

There’s a slim chance Xander won’t mind when he finds out Papaw Vickers did everything in his limited power to try to ruin Ralph’s already self-ruined life.

But when he’s old enough to fully grasp all the shit his grandfather did to his mother — publicizing her Gunting and mental health issues on a blog, Twitter and podcast while she was pregnant with him and for years afterward — odds are pretty good he’ll be disgusted. Kids have strong protective instincts when it comes to their mothers — and sons are especially likely to take a strong stance against anyone who hurts their mom.

Vickers is throwing away his relationship with his only grandchild because he’s a man child obsessed with a rage pig. And he thinks this is a flex.

 

[buttmunch]

oh wow gee wiz i cant wait for vickers to do literally nothing again or somehow fuck it up enough to some point where ralph gets the money owed

 

[troonkin]

There’s a slim chance Xander won’t mind when he finds out Papaw Vickers did everything in his limited power to try to ruin Ralph’s already self-ruined life.

100% chance Xander is going to troon out because he doesn't have a dad.
Only thing he has are his mother that is a whore and a grandpa who's a retard that threw away a fortune to keep some fat fuck from having a couple of hours playtime with his son ever so often.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Imagine if vickers gave the same amount of care and attention to his daughter instead of Ralph; his daughter wouldn’t end up with losers like Ralph.

 

[Polska krowa]

oh wow gee wiz i cant wait for vickers to do literally nothing again or somehow fuck it up enough to some point where ralph gets the money owed

Bbbbbbbbut he owned Ralph by submitting papers for five more cases immediately after the case was closed!