Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I made a ~4 minute supercut for the whole drama with Eric.
Here is the catbox link: https://files.catbox.moe/a6kgyi.mp4

<For some reason, I can't embed the video file in the post>

On the superchat thing. Nick on his ~7 hour cope stream said he made more money because drama is gay (well he also said drama pays so whatever).
That stream where Eric July joined, was the first stream in a long time where Nick crossed the $1000 mark (adding both Youtube and Rumble).

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16877463

 

[Blackstar]

One of the funniest things about all this is hearing Nick call Eric a stupid, racist, lying nigger and in the next breath claim “I LIKE YOU, MAN!!! THAT’S WHY I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!”

The crazy part is I’m sure Nick believes his own bullshit. That’s how completely fucked in the head he is.

Well you see, he called him a nigger because he loves him.

 

[Anticipointment]

This feels like a weird narcissistic cope, "I didn't really do anything wrong. I did the right thing in the wrong way is all, and I'm actually kind of amazing for recognizing it and giving this apology!"

Kind of like how nick once admitted that some people who were critical about him were right. However, the advice would be disregarded because people gave opinions & advise “like faggots” so they were actually wrong.

 

[Captain Manning]

Question:

Does anybody give a shit about the Drunken Peasants, in the year of our Lord, 2023? They apparently did a livestream recently claiming that Rekieta won.

I know they made headlines back in 2016, over the Milo Yiannopoulos priest pedo thing, but I honestly forgot they were even a thing since then.

Doesn't seem to have many views.

One of the funniest things about all this is hearing Nick call Eric a stupid, racist, lying nigger and in the next breath claim “I LIKE YOU, MAN!!! THAT’S WHY I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!”

July is not the one that needs help.

I mean, maybe he does, but not anywhere near to the extent Nick does. Worst thing I think you can say about July in this case is he needs to learn to not feed the trolls. Based on his recent video, hopefully he has learned that lesson.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kind of like how nick once admitted that some people who were critical about him were right. However, the advice would be disregarded because people gave opinions & advise “like faggots” so they were actually wrong.

This makes about as much sense as what he proudly claims he does when someone suggests his drinking is out of control: He drinks more, specifically at them.

How does this hurt anyone but Nick? You’d have to ask him

 

[Sam Losco]

He immediately lights up on weed, does it poorly, starts hacking, and repeats his line about 'I don't eveb like it. I just do it for the memes'.

Weed reveal until he goes to get a torch:

Back with the torch:

Full: https://mega.nz/file/7BNXxBRD#Vh0A32HucGx1oj5farILzx2B_n0jtDvqu-W30XVeSDA

 

[owTwo]

Recap on Riley / Mint Salad backstory. Also, iirc she was just turned 18 when she ran off, but still, she’s mentally compromised, it’s all pretty grimy.

If that's not enough, I could be wrong but I believe that user @Had could shed some light as he was also loosely involved in this story and was brought on to the show of Diddler Dax himself. On that episode of The Dick Show, Dax was loud so he could make Mint feel good about being a dumb fuck and stealing a car from her foster parents while following Dax's advice because "kids should be dumb" or some other such cope invented so that Dax could justify getting his fat, loser hanger-on Riley some tardpussy in exchange for Riley's labor and loyalty. From what I remember this was one of the points in time where Dax's Patreon numbers first dropped the harshest it had up to that point in time, from the beginning of the show until nearly the Cuties era.

Link to edited, produced audio version of The Dick Show where Dick tries to call Mint's foster Dad live on the air: Episode 188, January 7, 2020 https://thedickshow.com/episode-188/ (It is likely that the live, unedited version of this episode is completely lost to time; all below clips are from this recording)
@1:01:15 is roughly where it all starts. Mint claims to be 19 in this episode and is in the same physical location at Riley. Break at @1:15:20.
Then, the illustrious Mr. Had is at @1:20:00 until 1:25:20.
Picks up again with more Mint @1:27:45 until @1:34:55. Manages to get Mint to lie to her foster father, getting him to call into the show for a few seconds.
Another gap for a few minutes, picks up again @1:37:55 until 1:40:41.
If anyone has a video version of this (may only exist here now, since Dax's YouTube is gone), please, it would be appreciated. EDIT: video version YT link

Audio clips are in reverse order at bottom of this post.

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Sorry for being slightly off topic with this. To try to bring things back to the balldo at hand, if Rekieta is hiring Riley for work and is a well-established figure in the Dax Diddlerverse (from getting his start on YouTube covering the Maddox Lolsuit, getting a huge boost from The Dick Show's fanbase when brought on to discuss Nick's Lolsuit videos which composed nearly the entirety of Nick's channel's initial growth, to Rekieta becoming an admin on The Dick Show's Facebook fan group) then I hope it's excusable for a little retrospective cow crossover coverage in this thread.

 

[Strix454]

This makes about as much sense as what he proudly claims he does when someone suggests his drinking is out of control: He drinks more, specifically at them.

How does this hurt anyone but Nick? You’d have to ask him

Its not about who it hurts, its about making his self-destructive behavior the fault of someone else. Its a child's argument. "Don't you dare try to tell me to do something or I'll harm myself and it will be your fault DAD!!!!"

Nick also has self-diagnosed "Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD)" which is a children's condition. His "suffering" from ODD allows him to also be the victim when he declares his intention to self-harm if you try and tell him to do something. So Nick has kind of covered all the bases and made criticism of any behavior of his impossible. He is the ultimate victim.

 

[Chibitzen]

Its not about who it hurts, its about making his self-destructive behavior the fault of someone else. Its a child's argument. "Don't you dare try to tell me to do something or I'll harm myself and it will be your fault DAD!!!!"

Nick also has self-diagnosed "Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD)" which is a children's condition.

It's as you say, he's diagnosed himself as a permanent child. No surprises there.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

@Null
Do you have traffic breakdowns for individual threads or forum sections? Can you see spikes in activity and share with us how much more active a thread gets as a peraon says more and more?

 

[Geared Chris]

On the topic of a burned bridges list, this would need to be a crowdsourced effort. I'll start & keep a list.

Burned, Baby:

Eric July
Pippa
Null
Legal Bytes / Alyte
Hoeg Law (on Alyte's behalf)
Elissa
Kalea
PerceptionCheck
NatalieLawyerChick (due to Branca)
Amouranth
PPP
Ex Fans (HydroPX, Clarebere, Cynthia, most of this thread, Elissa's subs)
Vic's GFM contributors
Discord 1.0 subs
Female anime voice actors - can we group them?
Maddox

What Bridge?

Keffals - all troons
Monty
Schnieder
Duncan
MN Lawyers Professional Responsibility Board
Dan Abrams (Law&Crime)

Little Fires:

Divinity Said
Faran
Riley
Sydney Watson

Under (Re)construction:

Vito
Ethan Ralph

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Weed reveal

Impossible for me to watch the whole clip — just so embarrassed for him and his kids. What a selfish POS, acting like a gay retard online despite having teenagers whose classmates can and will use this shit to taunt Nick’s offspring. I’m not exaggerating when I say his children are probably already more mature than Nick — though that’s not saying much.

 

[TheKillingWords]

With friends like Nick...

Nick went from moderate libertarianism and social conservatism to a complete degenerate libertine dipshit who is largely indistinguishable from somebody living in L.A. like Dick Masterson.

And Nick has the gall to accuse Eric of being a fake libertarian. AFAIK Eric's never wavered on his AnCap views so Nick claiming Eric IS the government is a weird projection.

It bears repeating that literally everything Nick is going through right now could have been avoided had he not chosen to remain associated with both Dick and Ralph after the both of them had their internet implosions.

He's repeatedly said that the more people try to make him do something, he'll do the opposite even harder because that's just the way he is. I can understand that as I'm similar in attitude. That said, even I can see when I need to reign it in due to the potential outcomes of my choices. If Nick wants to stay tethered to Dick, that's fine, but sooner or later it's going to cost him something very valuable that he can't regain.

The grand irony is Nick is pissed that Eric won't take his advice when he's refusing to take the advice of people telling him to leave Dick behind. Beware the company you keep.

 

[Null]

@Null
Do you have traffic breakdowns for individual threads or forum sections? Can you see spikes in activity and share with us how much more active a thread gets as a peraon says more and more?

I do not run any analytics.

It's at least simple trespass. The rest depends on whether there is an actual sign of some sort, raising it to criminal trespass, or if July had told him to stay away. (Nick actually posted the statute.) Actually defacing the property is at least criminal mischief of some sort, and probably vandalism. And they can always throw in some other form of disorderly conduct. So it's minor stuff, it may not have been criminal trespassing, but probably criminal mischief of some sort.

If he'd been verbally or otherwise ordered to stay away it would be criminal trespass.

I think arguing about the semantics of law at all deflects from the main point:

The ex-producer of The Dick Show, one of Dick's only friends, drove to Texas with a message that specifically indicates to Eric July that he will be unable to ignore online harassment directed towards him because they have no issue harassing him in real life.

The law could be written however you want. This is not acceptable behavior. I don't care if it's a joke. If I did this, if I flew out to Canada and left a note on Keffals's front door saying "deplatform this" and 2000 Dinar stuck to it, that would be it for us, because that is plainly linecrossing harassment.

 

[GaryGray]

This might be a bit presumptuous but could it be the demon that was in Chris Chan that jumped to Ralph may have now jumped into Rekieta? It was theorized that it left Ralph and went into Nick Fuentes but maybe it returned to Ralph and jumped into Rekieta whenever Rekieta and Ralph buried the hatchet. This would be a terrifying revelation since prior to this it had only jumped while in physical proximity. If it can be transferred through the Internet then no one is safe.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

This might be a bit presumptuous but could it be the demon that was in Chris Chan that jumped to Ralph may have now jumped into Rekieta? It was theorized that it left Ralph and went into Nick Fuentes but maybe it returned to Ralph and jumped into Rekieta whenever Rekieta and Ralph buried the hatchet. This would be a terrifying revelation since prior to this it had only jumped while in physical proximity. If it can be transferred through the Internet then no one is safe.

When did Nick go on Elijah Shaffer's podcast? Ralph was in the parking lot, it could've jumped then.

 

[Shagedan]

@Null
Do you have traffic breakdowns for individual threads or forum sections? Can you see spikes in activity and share with us how much more active a thread gets as a peraon says more and more?

Just anecdotally I think that this thread bumps up to about 3 of 4 posts per minute when Nick does something really retarded. You could probably record how many posts are made every minute for the last six months, plot it out, and then see how it correlates to major spergouts. It wouldn't tell you how many people are lurking in the thread, but you'd at least get an idea of when the thread is the most active.

 

[200MB]

Weed reveal until he goes to get a torch:
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Back with the torch:
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"AYY! You tryna flex yo street cred on me nigga? I grew up in the hood nigga, on the mean streets of Houston. I'm the only one that made it out! Erryday was a struggle!"
"Oh haha, let me just take a quick puff of this marijuana."
*coughing fit*
"Golly gee, that is some strong herb."

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I made a ~4 minute supercut for the whole drama with Eric.
Here is the catbox link: https://files.catbox.moe/a6kgyi.mp4

<For some reason, I can't embed the video file in the post>

For some reason, I can't upload it to the original post, there is no thumbnail and no Insert button. The link to catbox still contains the HD version.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Somewhere out there exists an alternate universe where Eric let Nick get just a couple drinks in before he went on the show. He also called out Nick for the Ty Beard recommendation in response to Nick telling him to get new lawyers.

In this universe Nick's corpse is at this moment lying in a pool of its own vomit with a balldo up its ass and a whiskey bottle dripping on its face.

But I'll take what I can get.