Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Burned, Baby:
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Eric July
Pippa
Null
Legal Bytes / Alyte
Hoeg Law (on Alyte's behalf)
Elissa
Kalea
PerceptionCheck
NatalieLawyerChick (due to Branca)
Amouranth
PPP
Ex Fans (HydroPX, Clarebere, Cynthia, most of this thread, Elissa's subs)
Vic's GFM contributors
Discord 1.0 subs
Female anime voice actors - can we group them?
Maddox
Cody Baier from Anime Outsiders (source) can be added to "burned, baby." That was collateral damage from the retard bombs he dropped on Pippa and her fanbase. He was a frequent guest on Nick's show during the Vic era, but I'm pretty sure that bridge is at the bottom of a ravine now.

Female VAs should go under "What Bridge?" Assuming you're talking about the ones that accused Vic, there never was a bridge in the first place. Remember, Nick was always only "sorta" an anime fan.

I'm assuming Maddox is on here because he's a long time Dick fan and presumably might have been on good terms with Maddox like Dick once was.
 
I made a ~4 minute supercut for the whole drama with Eric.
Here is the catbox link: https://files.catbox.moe/a6kgyi.mp4
Thanks, I thought the "give me $17 and I'll put a book on a pallet" scream rant was classic Nick misrepresentation. Delivering "a" book to the charity was not 17 dollars, it might've been less to the person "buying" if bought in bundles. It's just a shit question, who's cost? But actually asking for the average and then being surprised when he answers the average is peak balldo behavior.
 
I can't parse what he's apologizing for anymore. He's not sorry about what he was saying, he's only sorry that he said it in such a "belligerent" manner? If that's really the case then he's completely tone deaf. People aren't laughing at this 7 hours sloshed-fest because of how "belligerent" he got with his points. This feels like a weird narcissistic cope, "I didn't really do anything wrong. I did the right thing in the wrong way is all, and I'm actually kind of amazing for recognizing it and giving this apology!"
Someone else posted (@RotPockets, I believe), but I believe it deserves a repost:
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I look forward to the future 10hr drunkstream (since 7hr wont be sufficient again) as he is narcissistically blue balled from here on out and begins to realize his "cope" is no longer working. Eric and even his grifter friends will continue to humor him, but the veneer of adoration is starting to wear thin. Whether Eric buys what he is selling, it all will continue to eat at him.

He didn't "win" anything. Once a person reaches the end point of the above posted poem, they know they have lost control of their target and so they become unhinged and this is when the anger starts to show. As evidenced by his continuing escalation in behavior, as the lies pile up he's more and more unsettled by the perception of others and his inability to match it to his own OTT internal narrative. He became virtually unmasked that night and exposed whatever layer of self-delusion was next to peel and even his own general lack of decency for the public. He is calling a cease fire until he can better understand how to have a narcissistic shitfit more publicly (because clearly he is always to be right and most virtuous in the end...), without making it and his uncontrolled jealousy for the success of others so transparent. It's not going to be successful, because it's not possible to carefully manipulate the perception of others and keep that matched with some internal personal image long-term without becoming increasingly unstable.
 
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- He doesn't likeStevie. There was a weird rant about a 'health consult' when he was at Qells Fargo when they recommended it becuase it qas 'plant-based'. He didn't like it, and thought they were stupid.

Is this referring to Stevia the natural sweetener or Sativa the cannabis plant?

He has not had James on because he has not reached out.

This James O'Keefe interview arc sure resembles Jimmy Kimmel's old apologies to Matt Damon for not being able to fit him in tonight.


You know what else is sort of funny... Nick fancies himself the original YouTube lawyer but even in his sektur Nick got beat to the punch by Viva (and likely others) by years. Not to mention other YouTube lawyers on the corporate side of content.

Viva Frei is a lot like what Nick's arc could've been if he didn't go to the dark coom side and stayed on the wholesome path back when he didn't even swear on stream.

Viva's even more of a non-practicing lawyer than Nick is as he holds a useless Quebec civil law education and license but absconded to Florida.

I actually have more respect for Viva's brother, Dan Freiheit, who appears to be a practicing lawyer in Ontario who Viva redpilled during the truckers' protest and has become an advocate for civil rights in his spare time out of the spotlight while his more famous brother superficially covers the culture wars.


Viva's brother Daniel, who seems to work a corporate lawyer job in Toronto the neighbouring province of Ontario, was presumably recruited by Viva back in February 2022 to drive down to Windsor, Ontario at the Detroit, Michigan border to cover the blockade at the Ambassador Bridge between the two countries during the Canadian trucker protest over COVID nonsense.

At this point, Viva has been covering the protest off/on over two weeks in Ottawa, Ontario, making bank, commuting from his then home of Montreal, Quebec several hours east.

A separate but in solidarity protest developed at the Ambassador Bridge in Windsor, Ontario after the truckers set up in the capital of Ottawa. This lasted for about a week. As opposed to the more publicized protest in Ottawa where a few hundred trucks symbolically parked in front of Parliament for 3 weeks, the Ambassador Bridge protest actually mattered economically as it essentially shut down the auto industry on both sides of the border. There is a separate tunnel for passenger traffic at Detroit/ Windsor that remained open, but commercial and industrial trucks couldn't pass through. The next border crossings were several hours east or west at Fort Erie or Sarnia.

So, the fact that the new solidarity bridge blockade protests actually hurt the oligarchs made them big mad and they cried for the premier of Ontario, Doug Ford to clear them out.

And he did. The weekend before Trudeau declared martial law on the truckers in the capital, Doug Ford sent in militarized police with armoured vehicles and snipers and automatic rifles to clear the bridge access on the Saturday morning. To push back a crowd that was mostly women, children and some little old Asian grannies linking arms and singing O Canada, along with a few pickup trucks and the odd semi.

Viva's brother's stream starts on the Sunday, the day after the bridge was cleared. Viva sent his brother because David (Viva) lives 12+ hours from the new protest site.

The police and protester standoff the day previous was mostly at a standstill. But then night fell, the normies got tired and cold, and the crowd dwindled.

The police waited for it to shrink to a few dozen, then they kettle everyone left at dawn, break the windows of the trucks to drag the drivers out and mass arrest anyone left.

Viva's brother Dan arrives on the Sunday after the blockade has already been cleared, as he lives several hours northeast of Detroit.

There's still some scattered protesters on the sidewalks but the police have full control of the roads and the Canadian access to the bridge (though they continue to keep it closed for several more days despite all the REEEing about muh economic damage).

So Dan Freiheit does some man on the street interviews with some leftover people. But then he gets caught up in the fray when remaining riot police start unconstitutionally kettling scattered protesters who are simply demonstrating on sidewalks and public property.

They advance in unison on Dan himself. He doesn't know what to do, so he pulls out his Law Society of Ontario membership card, declares himself as a lawyer and proclaims his right of freedom of assembly, as seen in the clip above

I think the experience really redpilled him.

Separate from Viva and after these events , he set up a Lion Advocacy Twitter using his real name and separate from his day job where he speaks out and researches remaining COVID unconstitutional BS in Canada.

He's spoken out a several rallies in Toronto outside the College of Physicians and Surgeons office against policies such as closing public hearings to public access, revoking licenses from COVID dissenting doctors and having the regulator itself determine the only eligible criteria for jab exemptions.

He's also researched the sham of a vaccine injury program that Trudeau set up, contracting it out to a crony company, awarding compensation to only single digit # of claimants and spending 2/3 of funding on overhead.

He similarly spoke out about his own Law Society restricting unjabbed members from accessing their own Great Library long after other jab mandates had passed.

He's also personally contacted institutions like Toronto Public Health, Sick Kids Hospital, Western University (when the jab was a requirement for admission and continuation on campus) and the Ottawa Hospital (who recently reinstituted mask mandates indefinitely) to try to get official statements and documents re: whom is responsible for institutional-level policy and decision-making.

TL;DR - While Viva plays pretend lawyer/Rumble star from Florida for big money and adoration, it's his brother Dan who is back at home doing the real advocacy work in obscurity, in his free time and without compensation concerning causes that Viva bitches about.
 
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Holy shit, his technique is garbage. No wonder he's getting a bunch of weed ash in his mouth. He's holding the torch so close to the bowl that he has to be inhaling fumes (I presume it's butane, which is p gross to inhale). You can see the force of the gas leaving the torch blowing bits of weed out of the bowl. You don't touch the literal flame to the weed to get it lit up, stupid. Between that and him holding the hit in his fucking mouth instead of taking it into his lungs, it's a wonder he even gets a buzz from this.

Drunkard is probably boozing it up too so he's getting crossfaded. What a legend.

EDIT: Why doesn't he vape it instead? You can get a volcano vape for much less than his $365 shot of whiskey. Put the flower in, turn it on, wait five minutes, push a button, and you get a smooth hit with a higher THC concentration. The weed lasts longer, it doesn't get in your mouth, you don't need a torch. He definitely smokes it this way because niggers prefer smoking out of a bowl when there's no blunt wraps.
 
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With friends like Nick...

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And Nick has the gall to accuse Eric of being a fake libertarian. AFAIK Eric's never wavered on his AnCap views so Nick claiming Eric IS the government is a weird projection.
Nick's entire premise is that Eric has a "list." AFAIK, that has yet to be proven. I thought Nerdrotic was the one with the list (as @Mister Dongs seemed to confirm some pages back).

Is he shooting Eric when he should be shooting at Gary, or is he just outright delusional? Is Nick even ON Gary's list? I mean, he was all scheduled to go play DnD with Jeremy and the other G+G people (did that even happen, BTW?).

Eric's "list" might be just as simple as "people I don't like and want to have nothing to do with" Which is actually fine. That's hardly a nefarious list. AnCaps are supposedly all about freedom of association and non-aggression, which doesn't entail mandatory association with people you think are fuckwits.

Of course though, Nick hates even that, because look what happened when Pippa exercised the option to ghost them and just do her own thing. He and Coomalot are still salty AF.
 
Thanks, I thought the "give me $17 and I'll put a book on a pallet" scream rant was classic Nick misrepresentation. Delivering "a" book to the charity was not 17 dollars, it might've been less to the person "buying" if bought in bundles. It's just a shit question, who's cost? But actually asking for the average and then being surprised when he answers the average is peak balldo behavior.
"I didn't wanna ask this question, man! I DIDN'T WANNA ASK THIS QUESTION!!"

Then why did you? Are you not able to control yourself? Are you too weak to stand up to your chat's pressure? If you were TRULY looking out for Eric, you wouldn't have asked anything that would have put him in harm's way.

"BUT YOU SAID ASK ME ANYTHING!!"
As a lawyer, (albeit non-practicing), you should know that just because someone gives permission or invites you to do something doesn't absolve you of guilt if it harms another person or is illegal. But you didn't care. You had money to make.

Nick hates drama until it makes him money.
 
Beyond the ISOM charity (the Christian Ministry in SoCal), Dax roped in a 2nd charity with no evidence that Eric actually committed fraud, but is trying to force Eric to say something that could be taken as tax fraud or defrauding a charity?

Dax literally wants Eric to be transparent with his financials for no other reason then it’s an avenue for attack, for Dax, if Eric does or doesn’t.
Really makes Dax more contemptible than he already is.
 
Between that and him holding the hit in his fucking mouth instead of taking it into his lungs, it's a wonder he even gets a buzz from this.
Nick doesn't like taking things into his lungs. It was established some time back that's why he smokes cigars but dislikes cigarettes or anything else meant to be taken into the lungs.

I'm not a pot guy, so I dunno... would he look less lame doing edibles maybe?
 
Is he shooting Eric when he should be shooting at Gary, or is he just outright delusional? Is Nick even ON Gary's list? I mean, he was all scheduled to go play DnD with Jeremy and the other G+G people (did that even happen, BTW?).

He did make it to the RPG stream with them. From the clips I saw he was either still seething from the night before, playing an asshole character, or both. Here are the clips I saw:







From what I've seen, albeit very limited (these clips and the dnd stream he begged out of), Nick seems like the absolute worst player to play with.
 
This might be an unpopular take but I'm gonna go ahead and say the Sonichu demon has unintentionally improved Rekieta's content dramatically. Yelling racial slurs while efappping black people, talking about whether or not he'd balldo Brittany Venti, Coomy crawling out of the wreckage of the balldomobile. Say what you will, but this is way better than reading toasts to chat's dead family members and his mid-life coomer crisis.

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From what I've seen, albeit very limited (these clips and the dnd stream he begged out of), Nick seems like the absolute worst player to play with.

Like, imagine trying to play a TTRPG with a egirl who can barely understand a conditional hypothetical. Sounds like pure hell. The old nick would just go along to get along. Fuck that. GO NICK. RUIN THE GAME.
 
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Is he shooting Eric when he should be shooting at Gary, or is he just outright delusional? Is Nick even ON Gary's list?
I don't have a link, as I'm just going off memory. As recently as this spring, Gary on FNT said they should get Rekieta on to discuss a legal matter (maybe some Disney shenanigans?), but that he knew Balldoman was busy until the summer with his kids. Summer came (unlike Nick) and went. Gary also was around Matsuri, but didn't participate this year. With all the recent stupidity, who knows.
 
This might be an unpopular take but I'm gonna go ahead and say the Sonichu demon has unintentionally improved Rekieta's content dramatically. Yelling racial slurs while efappping black people, talking about whether or not he'd balldo Brittany Venti, Coomy crawling out of the wreckage of the balldomobile. Say what you will, but this is way better than reading toasts to chat's dead family members and his mid-life coomer crisis.
I don't think many people here will disagree with you. I'll be laughing at these clips for a looong time.
 
It was established some time back that's why he smokes cigars but dislikes cigarettes or anything else meant to be taken into the lungs.
Which is fair to him, inhaling marijuana smoke is pretty harsh until you've been smoking it for months.

Edibles would look a lot less faggy but I think he's doing this more for the impression it makes to his viewers rather than the high. Nick is the quintessential 40 something year old who's stuck in the generational middle ground; old enough to still browse Facebook regularly but barely young enough to realize that "only old people use Facebook." He's that aging demographic's idea of a "cool dude" who drinks whiskey and smokes cigars, and hell he even lights up a stogie once in a while in a pipe just like the negros would do! Think wine aunts and men just starting to go bald but who still "are young in spirit!"

If he wants to have his cake and eat it too, he should probably switch to CBD strains and get a vape tower. It'll make him look like a space age lothario in the mind of the audience without risking any sickness from crossfading.
 
This might be an unpopular take but I'm gonna go ahead and say the Sonichu demon has unintentionally improved Rekieta's content dramatically. Yelling racial slurs while efappping black people, talking about whether or not he'd balldo Brittany Venti, Coomy crawling out of the wreckage of the balldomobile. Say what you will, but this is way better than reading toasts to chat's dead family members and his mid-life coomer crisis.
Why would you think that's an unpopular take?

My dear Mr. Dongs, that is THE proper Kiwi Farms take.
 
Apologies if this was already clipped, but Nick's story about Hard Times in Racism County, Texas actually caused me to physically cringe - there is absolutely zero chance this happened in Houston in the 80s/90s, it would be doubtfully even in Mississippi in like the 30s:



Also, you know you wanted it:

 
Just anecdotally I think that this thread bumps up to about 3 of 4 posts per minute when Nick does something really retarded. You could probably record how many posts are made every minute for the last six months, plot it out, and then see how it correlates to major spergouts. It wouldn't tell you how many people are lurking in the thread, but you'd at least get an idea of when the thread is the most active.

You could count stickers under posts as proxy for lurker activity.
 
For some reason, I can't upload it to the original post, there is no thumbnail and no Insert button. The link to catbox still contains the HD version.
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To any kiwis or lurkers who have only seen a few clips or maybe read some cliff notes/summaries that have been posted, I would highly recommend you watch the entire thing (Starting at about 1:30:00 when he switches over to Rumble). If you've enjoyed what you've already seen of course.

It's no exaggeration to say, once he switches over to Rumble, he basically goes this hard for the entire thing. There is almost nothing, in the 5 and a half hour Rumble segment, that isn't clip worthy imo.
 
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