Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[LORD IMPERATOR]

By this point, the Imperials should have retreated into deep space to form the First Order. The Battle of Jakku was supposed to have been the end of the Empire proper, and the beginning of their long trek into unknown space to form the First Order. There should be no more threats against the NR, at least, not for a few decades. There should be peace, calm, and quiet, which would eventually allow the FO to rise unabated and make their first strike against Hosnia Prime.

Instead, you have Imperial Remnant forces still running around that are too much for the NR to stamp out, and they apparently have a large Imperial force (Gideon complained that Pellaeon and Hux were stockpiling massive amounts of resources while every other member of the Imperial Shadow Council had to fend for themselves) that's apparently waiting for Thrawn to return and lead them to victory. And even in this early stage, there's tons of Imperial sympathizers within New Republic space, sympathizers that will rally to the Empire once Thrawn shows up and starts rallying everyone to his side.

The Filoniverse live-action canon utterly fucks with the canon that was originally set up to explain the Sequel Trilogy, and remnants of the ST fandom are furious with that. Sure, you get nods and winks here like Operation Cinder and Hux sending the Praetorian Guards, but the narrative left over from the early D-canon works are clearly getting plowed through to create space for more Filoniverse works.

 

[Ghostse]

https://movieweb.com/ahsoka-series-changes-star-wars-canon-removes-disneys-first-tale/

"Ahsoka Series Erases History By Retconning Disney’s First Star Wars Tale"

Disney SW fans are mad that Filoni doesn't give a crap about their canon.

Silly journos. Filoni is loyal only to his own definition of SW canon. Not the EU, not the Sequels, not the new canon, only his own stories. He'd retcon the Sequels and replace Rey with Ahsoka if he could get away with it.

lol what canon? Disney's mouthpiece let us know canon is stupid nerd gatekeeping that makes it hard for women and niggers to join the hobby so it doesn't matter anymore.

Anyone who cares about any sort of over-arching story or plot at this point is an idiot I'm surprised has enough brain function to breathe without a machine doing it for them. If she were still alive, Terry Shiavo's REM patterns would spell out "Imagine still caring about Star Wars after the last movie, lol" in morse code. Tina Turner just completely floored by the level of abuse Star Wars fans putting up with and staying.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

lol what canon? Disney's mouthpiece let us canon is stupid nerd gatekeeping that makes it hard for women and niggers to join the hobby so it doesn't matter anymore.

It wasn't really that hard; anyone with an Ebay or Amazon account can order all sorts of books and get easily caught up with the canon. Or they can just do the goober route and go to Wookieepedia. God knows I'm guilty of doing both.

Anyone who cares about any sort of over-arching story or plot at this point is an idiot I'm surprised has enough brain function to breath without a machine doing it for them. If she were still alive, Terry Shiavo's REM patterns would spell out "Imagine still caring about Star Wars after the last movie, lol" in morse code. Tina Turner just completely floored by the level of abuse Star Wars fans putting up with and staying.

Depends on which fans.

Legends fans already checked out of the building.

Filoniverse fans only care about his stuff and no one else's.

Andor fans snub the Filoniverse fans and want more "mature" SW from the likes of Tony Gilroy.

Sequel Trilogy fans are still hanging on, like that article showed, but their numbers and relevance are dwindling.

 

[Screamer_2]

The Filoniverse live-action canon utterly fucks with the canon that was originally set up to explain the Sequel Trilogy,

Wasn't this the case from as soon as The Mandolorian started? Isn't that five years after ROTJ? Wasn't the New Republic meant to have laid down arms at that time?

I know we all repeat the same things on here every few months, but that just speaks to how much of a colossal fuck up the mismanagement of the franchise has been. Amongst the many things they didn't consider when approaching the ST was building in natural space for stories between the OT and the ST. A desire to want it to be Rebels (sorry Resistance) against the Empire again meant they stuffed everything up. No grand vision or story. "Let's replicate and soft reboot the originals" doesn't work with a story spanning decades. It needs to be consistent.

The same lack of brain storming that didn't say, "we must have Han, Luke, Leia and Chewie on screen again." Also didn't consider the fertile ground content set between the trilogies could be. While this would make us cringe now, "The Adventures of Luke Skywalker." Should have been written down as a possible future series. Yet their character work with him and where he goes doesn't forbid it. Yet would be inconsistent and saddled with the sequels.

Of course this time period is all they have left after the sequels failure. So they're now making it more messy and convoluted.

On top of their lack of planning, whatever idea JJ had for TFO maybe could have been worked into the kind of stuff they're doing with the Empire. However round head had even less interest in story he doubled down on the all powerful Empire vs Rebels concept. Which then JJ then just morphed his idea into something even dumber. Introducing the Sith Occultists and as there was no villain brought back Palpatine. Further convoluting everything.

 

[Michael Wade]

This is actually an interesting point to ponder about the timing of his wife's photo. Especially if we have no other images of her. When did they shack up exactly? Did she come with the job?

I don't think the man is that talented nor do I care for his work but I wonder how much is mandated by the higher ups.

I also saw some people talking about the Mando chick having a hicky right after she met Ezra and they think it's a stealth insult but I have no idea how accurate that even is.

 

[The Ugly One]

lol what canon? Disney's mouthpiece let us canon is stupid nerd gatekeeping that makes it hard for women and niggers to join the hobby so it doesn't matter anymore.

Anyone who cares about any sort of over-arching story or plot at this point is an idiot I'm surprised has enough brain function to breath without a machine doing it for them. If she were still alive, Terry Shiavo's REM patterns would spell out "Imagine still caring about Star Wars after the last movie, lol" in morse code. Tina Turner just completely floored by the level of abuse Star Wars fans putting up with and staying.

I want Filoni to write a story where Ahsoka melds with a Force Wolf and uses her new power to swap with Rey and becoming the canonical heroine of the prequels. She also dimensionally merges or some shit to swap places with Kylo Ren at the same time, so some kind of weird self-incest Ahsoka thing now becomes the central theme of the Filoniverse.

 

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This is actually an interesting point to ponder about the timing of his wife's photo. Especially if we have no other images of her. When did they shack up exactly? Did she come with the job?

I don't think the man is that talented nor do I care for his work but I wonder how much is mandated by the higher ups.

I also saw some people talking about the Mando chick having a hicky right after she met Ezra and they think it's a stealth insult but I have no idea how accurate that even is.

Will Dave be destroyed? I have a suspicion he might know where some bodies are buried.

I want Filoni to write a story where Ahsoka melds with a Force Wolf and uses her new power to swap with Rey and becoming the canonical heroine of the prequels. She also dimensionally merges or some shit to swap places with Kylo Ren at the same time, so some kind of weird self-incest Ahsoka thing now becomes the central theme of the Filoniverse.

BURN IT ALLL WITH FIRE!!!!

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I want Filoni to write a story where Ahsoka melds with a Force Wolf and uses her new power to swap with Rey and becoming the canonical heroine of the prequels. She also dimensionally merges or some shit to swap places with Kylo Ren at the same time, so some kind of weird self-incest Ahsoka thing now becomes the central theme of the Filoniverse.

I think we are at the point we can make soul bonding a central tenet of the New Jedi Order

 

[nosemouth]

I was never convinced Thrawn was some kind of incredibly strategic genius but that was BEFORE I saw the finale!

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Dark Side Titus Pullo's plot was left disappointingly hanging. They're going to have to recast him.

Spoiler: AHSOKA 8

-Ahsoka works with Ezra and Sabine to stop Thrawn from taking off.
-Sabine FINALLY unlocks her latent Force powers.
-Thanks to zombie troopers and a powered-up Morgan, the Imps hold them off, with Thrawn mocking Ahsoka as his ship blasts into hyper-FTL, but Ezra stowed on board the Chimaera as a disguised Stormtrooper and eventually makes it back home.
-Thrawn makes it to Dathomir where he and the Great Mothers bring all those caskets they've been packing to. Probably to do more Nightsister fuckery.
-Sabine and Ahsoka are stranded on Peridia with Baylan and Shin going off their own ways, Shin takes control of a bandit camp while Baylan comes across some statues that resemble the Mortis gods.

Also, Filoni is a weeb, confirmed. Thrawn calls Ahsoka a ronin before he leaves.

 

[Ghostse]

Dark Side Titus Pullo's plot was left disappointingly hanging. They're going to have to recast him.

Spoiler: AHSOKA 8

-Ahsoka works with Ezra and Sabine to stop Thrawn from taking off.
-Sabine FINALLY unlocks her latent Force powers.
-Thanks to zombie troopers and a powered-up Morgan, the Imps hold them off, with Thrawn mocking Ahsoka as his ship blasts into hyper-FTL, but Ezra stowed on board the Chimaera as a disguised Stormtrooper and eventually makes it back home.
-Thrawn makes it to Dathomir where he and the Great Mothers bring all those caskets they've been packing to. Probably to do more Nightsister fuckery.
-Sabine and Ahsoka are stranded on Peridia with Baylan and Shin going off their own ways, Shin takes control of a bandit camp while Baylan comes across some statues that resemble the Mortis gods.

Also, Filoni is a weeb, confirmed. Thrawn calls Ahsoka a ronin before he leaves.

We have our brave canary post, so I'll save the rest of the Abused Wives club some time by making their review posts for them:
"The ending is disappointing. I'd give it a C+."

Look forward to mocking you zero-standard buck-broke faggots when you demonstrate the inability to learn and come back for another steaming helping of Season 2.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

I can't believe people wasted 8 hours on this terrible-ass show in the vain hope that it would get better.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Just a reminder, Ahsoka was canonically supposed to be dead. Her voice shows up at the end of The Rise of Skywalker.

They have no idea what they're doing, other than embezzling money and masturbating.

 

[starborn427614]

Just a reminder, Ahsoka was canonically supposed to be dead. Her voice shows up at the end of The Rise of Skywalker.

They have no idea what they're doing, other than embezzling money and masturbating.

No one's ever really gone etc. etc.

 

[The Nothingness]

Very surprising that Darth Punisher's apprentice didn't turn on him to side with the Femme Force or at least briefly align with them since that's another Filoni trope.

 

[Male Idiot]

Very surprising that Darth Punisher's apprentice didn't turn on him to side with the Femme Force or at least briefly align with them since that's another Filoni trope.

Don't worry, Sabine's Scissoring Correction Therapy will fix her eventually.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

There is just not enough meat on the bone on these shows. 8 episodes and we still dont know what Baylan is up to or much of his backstory. It always feels like a tease for the next season or movie with disney stuff.

The season ends with roles completely reversed. Ezra and thrawn back in the star wars galaxy and ashoka and sabine trapped in the other galaxy. Really makes it seem like we are spinning tires. I also predict season 2 will be more water treading. We are guaranteed 3-4 episodes of ashoka and sabine on that planet fighting Baylan and Shin and figuring out how to do another world between worlds loophole to get back. Probably an episode or two of new republic dithering with Hera and Ezra. They will splice in scenes here and there of thrawn building up his troops. We might finally get to thrawn engaging in battle with the new republic in season 2 finale and it might be interesting but then whoops.... sorry folks thats it. Go watch the super special team up movie with mando, baby grogu, and ashoka (only in theaters). The shills will rejoice and start prepping for their next trailer react video. Yeah we've had 16 episodes of garbage but now its the movie where we will see THRAWN UNLEASHED ON THE BIG SCREEN! LET'S GO!

I will probably be in my 40s by the time this amazing team up movie happens even if it does happen. Its all marketing and hype. Its never a good story or product in of itself. Just ask yourselves what happened in this show that could not have been predicted by watching the trailer. We are always going "well that was mediocre but they are clearly setting up something cool in the next series/film/trilogy." It is the same gimmick that they pull with the MCU but done more incompetently with star wars.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Get yer Asohka merch. Now available.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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This is actually an interesting point to ponder about the timing of his wife's photo. Especially if we have no other images of her. When did they shack up exactly? Did she come with the job?

I don't think the man is that talented nor do I care for his work but I wonder how much is mandated by the higher ups.

I also saw some people talking about the Mando chick having a hicky right after she met Ezra and they think it's a stealth insult but I have no idea how accurate that even is.

Wait, what about his wife and satanism? I feel like I missed something

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

We have our brave canary post, so I'll save the rest of the Abused Wives club some time by making their review posts for them:
"The ending is disappointing. I'd give it a C+."

Look forward to mocking you zero-standard buck-broke faggots when you demonstrate the inability to learn and come back for another steaming helping of Season 2.

Oh, the fans will be back for Season 2. That dangling cliffhanger is like Halo 2's ending, except with zombies and time travel.

My guess is, they'll find some World Beyond Worlds shenanigans with the statues of the Mortis gods, the good guys will fight Dark Side Titus Pullo to prevent him from misusing it, (he'll probably try to kill Anakin in the past or something) and then the good guys will pop out of some portal in Lothal while Thrawn is burning the galaxy with his fleet and his space zombies.