Fellas which one are you? I'm the Trad-Larper.
The criminal. I cross against the red often. I also smuggle things into concert venues I'm told I should not bring in there.
I dont drink a whole lot but bourbon is really nice on occasion and tastes really good in homemade bbq sauces too. Cigars are also a nice occasional vice.
When I was a young man I started reading Maxim. Anyone remember the lad mags period of time? Anyway, that convinced me that I should learn to drink single malt whiskey and smoke cigars. Cigars were alright, sometimes. I spent a lot of money on whiskey trying to love it, you know, like a real man does. The only one I could even come close to tolerating was Bruichladdich 10 year but it was still like all the rest: sucking on a burned piece of wood.
If I was feeling up to asking women to show me their tits (worked
way more often than you'd think it would) or making a pass at a married woman (also worked
way more often than you'd think it would and holy fuck peeps, I can't tell you how colossally stupid an idea this is) I'd get a Long Island Iced Tea.
Once I matured I realized red wine paired with good food was where it's at.
Fat women aren't good for anything at all.
Wrong as always, child. Fat women are the arbiters of how everyone should think and behave in society, what laws will fix everything, and how relationships should really function. Don't you have social media? How do you not know this?
Pearl is a multimillionaire. Just because she dated a bum in he twenties doesn't mean her life is over that's something tons of women do. I'm tired of pretending that just because the TERFs hate pearl that there's something to her being a lolcow.
Wasn't she just the female version of Fresh and Fit (but actually far less of a little bitch) that basically got lucky with her grift?