Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

Because he has claimed to be.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

Trans rights and owning Trump are conservative issues, child. I'm sorry you're too fucking stupid to understand that.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Who are we meant to believe gave the money? Does he want us to think he has an uber weathly patron who can front $33K with no questions asked? This is just so dimwitted.

I don't think there's been any real indication from Pat on "who", only that it wasn't him, child. The most commonly believed parties are:

1. Mama Lynn - mainly because she's paid for things before (verifiably, I believe) and is apparently independently well off to a degree (Patrick's MIL for those that don't know)
2. The SFWA again, and if so, I guess you could say an uber wealthy patron

Couple weeks ago I shared my idea that a third independently wealthy, uber woke "patron" could've volunteered to pay only because Patrick parrots their political beliefs on Xitter, has all the right derangement syndromes, and is a "victim" of Nazi Trumpers. That's typically all it takes to get bigbux from those types. Maybe a handful of them pooled money. Some people took this as me saying A-list celebrities or quadriillionaires paid it for Patrick, which isn't what I meant. I wouldn't say I believe that theory solely, it's only a shower thought; I am aware Patrick wouldn't get as much donos since he's not a woman, not-white, or openly gay.

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

Patrick claims he is a "classical conservative" but has given zero evidence to support this claim AFAIK. Most believe he says that because he also wants to be seen as big macho manly; as much as people want to pretend otherwise, being conservative is considered more masculine than whining about muh abortion and and trans rights on Xitter.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I don't think there's been any real indication from Pat on "who", only that it wasn't him, child. The most commonly believed parties are:

1. Mama Lynn - mainly because she's paid for things before (verifiably, I believe) and is apparently independently well off to a degree (Patrick's MIL for those that don't know)
2. The SFWA again, and if so, I guess you could say an uber wealthy patron

Couple weeks ago I shared my idea that a third independently wealthy, uber woke "patron" could've volunteered to pay only because Patrick parrots their political beliefs on Xitter, has all the right derangement syndromes, and is a "victim" of Nazi Trumpers. That's typically all it takes to get bigbux from those types. Maybe a handful of them pooled money. Some people took this as me saying A-list celebrities or quadriillionaires paid it for Patrick, which isn't what I meant. I wouldn't say I believe that theory solely, it's only a shower thought; I am aware Patrick wouldn't get as much donos since he's not a woman, not-white, or openly gay.

Patrick claims he is a "classical conservative" but has given zero evidence to support this claim AFAIK. Most believe he says that because he also wants to be seen as big macho manly; as much as people want to pretend otherwise, being conservative is considered more masculine than whining about muh abortion and and trans rights on Xitter.

Rumor has it Patrick is one of the top guys in white supremacy today he’s like the main ringleader from what I hear

 

[Incel Death Note]

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

Oh sweetest summer infant.

You see, he has guns AND black friends. He loves corny McMasculinity AND fights for trans rights in Ukraine. Have a seat.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh sweetest summer infant.
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You see, he has guns AND black friends. He loves corny McMasculinity AND fights for trans rights in Ukraine. Have a seat.

Have we considered the possibility that he doesn't know what the word conservative means? I mean, he doesn't understand a lot of things but talks about it like he does. This wouldn't really be any different right?

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Have we considered the possibility that he doesn't know what the word conservative means? I mean, he doesn't understand a lot of things but talks about it like he does. This wouldn't really be any different right?

It could be an eclectic/ecliptic-style malapropism.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Oh sweetest summer infant.
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You see, he has guns AND black friends. He loves corny McMasculinity AND fights for trans rights in Ukraine. Have a seat.

Fighting "fascists", gun nuttery and thuggish bravado make a conservative for him.

I am sure the anarcho-communist troons of the Tranch (RIP) would have loved to be called conservative, because they share all these traits with him.
Penny is also a huge Disney Star Wars fan, just like Pat. The TranchxTomlison alliance vs Stalkers, Fascists, Orange Man and reality would be very powerful. A concentration of bigger losers and lunatics than ever before.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It could be an eclectic/ecliptic-style malapropism.

Maybe he meant 'consumerist.'

 

[Incel Death Note]

Have we considered the possibility that he doesn't know what the word conservative means? I mean, he doesn't understand a lot of things but talks about it like he does. This wouldn't really be any different right?

His definition is being a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN like the jedi in Star Trek or whatever. Captain Marvel ideology.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm newish to this thread why is "conservative" listed in the thread title when he clearly is left leaning politically?

I wouldn't even call Patrick left leaning. It's more of hedonistic laziness than any principled political stance.

If he was just left, he could grandstand on twitter without shoving his hoof in his mouth, and alienating the blue hairs.

If you read any of his interactions with women on twitter, his political views seem to start and end with misogyny.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't think there's been any real indication from Pat on "who", only that it wasn't him, child. The most commonly believed parties are:

1. Mama Lynn - mainly because she's paid for things before (verifiably, I believe) and is apparently independently well off to a degree (Patrick's MIL for those that don't know)
2. The SFWA again, and if so, I guess you could say an uber wealthy patron

Could it have been Taylor Lorenz? I vaguely recall her referring to Pat as her "friend" on Xitter, though I can't be arsed to go find the receipts.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Couple weeks ago I shared my idea that a third independently wealthy, uber woke "patron" could've volunteered to pay only because Patrick parrots their political beliefs on Xitter, has all the right derangement syndromes, and is a "victim" of Nazi Trumpers. That's typically all it takes to get bigbux from those types. Maybe a handful of them pooled money. Some people took this as me saying A-list celebrities or quadriillionaires paid it for Patrick, which isn't what I meant. I wouldn't say I believe that theory solely, it's only a shower thought; I am aware Patrick wouldn't get as much donos since he's not a woman, not-white, or openly gay.

I disagree with this on the simple grounds that there is no way Pat could keep quiet about it (or anything at all, considering the earth trembles with his girth). Mister I'm So Tough I Fold Nazis Into Lockers would be bragging about his connections to the powers that be.

Much more likely is a wealthy troll who wants the comedy to continue.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat definitely strikes me as the type to barge into conversations other authors are having amongst each other at conventions and try to insert himself and his "troubles" into it, and make it the main focus of the conversation. The thing about leftists is that they'll never speak out against one of their own until they're deemed a "safe" target, but they will absolutely talk more internally to each other about their issues, so I'd imagine especially in the past few years, pattalking at cons has been seeing a rise.

Had the boys in the lab come up with what that might look like.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

being conservative is considered more masculine than whining about muh abortion and and trans rights on Xitter

not to get too into the armchair psychology of it as I don't think whatever is wrong with patrick can be addressed in scientific terms but

I wonder if the conservative thing is due to his dad being an actual stereotypical macho man republican voter so Patrick is trying to live up to his dad's standard by calling himself conservative but then has to also go along with whatever the "current thing" is because pat is not his father and is instead a over socialized bugman whose hottest take is whatever DNC propaganda tells him it is.

Its like how many of the commie LARPers today talk big shit about "punching nazis" like american troopers that stormed normandy. Ok great you're somehow marginally trying to ape those troop's values but ask the vast majority of those troops about, say, interracial marriage and see who the "nahtzeee" really is.

Or maybe I'm overthinking it and Pat's just really fat and stupid and it doesn't go deeper than that. I give it 50/50.

 

[RussianParasite]

Had the boys in the lab come up with what that might look like.
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Much like the Koolaid Man’s exterior, Patrick’s ego is also made of glass. The Koolaid Man also has a similar shape to Patrick’s body— he’s fat, you see.

You will all have many, many years to soak in the richness and depth of this meme in prison.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This exchange got piggy absolutely seething. He doesn’t usually oink this much but I think the brothermen are hitting real close to home here.
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"We told you, from the very beginning, we ould never have to pay a penny. That is was never a possibility. Because it wasn't. You will never know where the money came from, or just how much more is waiting to take down your entire delusional criminal cult."

Then why'd he write something trying to have the judgment thrown out? Why'd he keep telling the media he's got the debt against him? Why is anything about Rick and covering his amassing of debts essential to the secret wealthy benefactors scheme of bringing down the mass terrorist cult through prosecution by the government?

 

[RussianParasite]

Then why'd he write something trying to have the judgment thrown out? Why'd he keep telling the media he's got the debt against him? Why is anything about Rick and covering his amassing of debts essential to the secret wealthy benefactors scheme of bringing down the mass terrorist cult through prosecution by the government?

And why is he so fat!?!?!

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I wouldn't even call Patrick left leaning. It's more of hedonistic laziness than any principled political stance.

If he was just left, he could grandstand on twitter without shoving his hoof in his mouth, and alienating the blue hairs.

If you read any of his interactions with women on twitter, his political views seem to start and end with misogyny.

I think the misogyny aspect is especially apparent when it comes to his feud with the loveley Ms. Leslie. Her political and social beliefs are basically in line with what Patrick claims his are, but that didn't stop him from going whole hog on her and siccing Hildy. All she did was offer sound advice and tried to use critical thinking skills on him. You could say the same with that female author he oinked at recently, Lori something?

It is often said of the modern Western left that without double standards, they'd have none at all. Patrick wants clout, to be revered. That's why he masquerades as a lolberal, because that is what is considered the superior belief system to have...it gets you more support on Xitter. If the pendulum suddenly swung back hard, Patrick would be buying a MAGA hat ASAP and xeeting, "No child, I did not make a viral tweet about a fertility clinic. Wait for the knock."