Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

When Kiwi infects Nick's chat... Hi, Tabby!

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God I hope we get a 10 hour drunk stream out of this! Nick is so going to crash the Balldo mobile drunk driving his kids tomorrow morning.

Well that just seems unnecessary. You don't ask a physicist to build you the bridge do you???

...who would you ask to build a bridge? Would it be an architect or an engineer? I honestly have no idea.

 

[200MB]

They're talking about the pedo hunter guy that was just recently shot, and Branca gets into how these pedo hunter types could destroy a persons life if they get it wrong. And he drops this line:

"If someone's falsely accused of being a pedophile, if you or I were falsely accused of being a pedophile, we might be rather pissed about that. Because it's reputation destroying."

Nick just nods along and goes, "Of course".

 

[Neetorino]

Fucking Christ! Don't any of these lawtube people actually practice law?

I think there's a few who do, Potentially Criminal, Legal Vices, Steve Gosney, and Runkle come to mind as for sure still practicing, at least last I'd seen. Some have dialed back or stopped like Viva (and I think Barnes?) and Emily D. Baker. Not sure about Nate or GoodLawgic but I'm sure it's either still going or retired for them. It seems to just be the scumfuck waste of oxygen that are Lawyers In Name Only.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He didn't even get called a fake lawyer. He got called a non-practicing lawyer. Which he is. He doesn't fucking practice. It's just an objective fact.

Acting as a consultative lawyer is also the practice of law. He is obligated to practice competently. Nick doesn't practice at all.

Something like 10% at most of the practice of law is appearing in court. Shit like writing wills or contracts is also the practice of law. That is, you can in many jurisdictions be arrested for unlicensed practice of law if you do them for others, for pay or not.

Giving legal advice as in-house counsel is also the practice of law, even if you aren't the one ever appearing in court.

I don’t think Branca really even is the guy consulting. He’s running his firm and he is an expert, but I think he’s mostly switched to basically being the man behind the desk. He’s more of a lawyer, but his day-to-day is seminars and selling a service. I think his online classes is basically how he’s building his retirement fund inbetween getting toasted online.

He’s non-practicing in my mind because he’s transitioned away from really being a lawyer, but with the decades of experience where sitting back and being the boss is understandable.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

But didn't you say you weren't banned for that?

He claims he was banned for calling Josh a nose guard.

Fucking Christ! Don't any of these lawtube people actually practice law?

The DUI guy posts his trials, if that's what you mean

DEATH STARE, he just HAD to read it.

Branca sounded impressed.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Love Branca's take on Personal Injury lawyers being broke. I have some information I have to compile to put on farms. It's not true at all, if anything Doctors and the State are helping Personal Injury Lawyers against Workers Comp cases.

 

[Royal Reaper Wolf Prince]

Any bets on the chances that drug addict Riley gets shot or arrested the next time he goes to Eric July's warehouse? The retarded faggot thinks nothing is going to happen to him when he goes back there in November!

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

I will apologize for the tone but not what was said.
The tone: "NIGGGGGHA!"
What was said: You dumbass nigger.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Now he's claiming he pulled down the Friday stream "Temporarily" until he can say SORRY to Eric July. Doesn't retract his statements and doesn't care if Eric forgives him or not.

 

[feral cat #6385]

"Non-practicing lawyers could be here," he thought. "I hate non-practicing lawyers."

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t think Branca really even is the guy consulting. He’s running his firm and he is an expert, but I think he’s mostly switched to basically being the man behind the desk. He’s more of a lawyer, but his day-to-day is seminars and selling a service.

Which is the practice of law. It is literally illegal for a non-lawyer to be a partner in a law firm, much less run it.

If he's running the firm, he's a lawyer because it would literally be a severe disbarrable violation of the Rules of Professional Conduct not to be.

(b) A lawyer shall not form a partnership with a nonlawyer if any of the activities of the partnership consist of the practice of law.

(c) A lawyer shall not permit a person who recommends, employs, or pays the lawyer to render legal services for another to direct or regulate the lawyer's professional judgment in rendering such legal services.

(d) A lawyer shall not practice with or in the form of a professional corporation or association authorized to practice law for a profit, if:

(1) a nonlawyer owns any interest therein, except that a fiduciary representative of the estate of a lawyer may hold the stock or interest of the lawyer for a reasonable time during administration;
(2) a nonlawyer is a corporate director or officer thereof or occupies the position of similar responsibility in any form of association other than a corporation ; or
(3) a nonlawyer has the right to direct or control the professional judgment of a lawyer.

I will apologize for the tone but not what was said.
The tone: "NIGGGGGHA!"
What was said: You dumbass nigger.

Nick thinks the only problem is he should have called Eric July a dumb nigger in a softer tone of voice I guess.

 

[thebigdream]

God being married to this gaslighting asshole must be exhausting.

"I didn't actually shit in the sink. Was there poop in there? Yes. Was I seen squatting over the sink? Also yes, and I've apologised for there being a bad smell. But I didn't create the poop. I hate poop. I couldn't care less about it and I'm sick of you bringing it up. But I've apologised, haven't I? What's your problem?"

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Fucking Christ! Don't any of these lawtube people actually practice law?

On an unrelated note. Just realized its October. I gotta get my Halloween costume on. I love this time of year!

If they practiced law, they would not have time for YouTube.

 

[feral cat #6385]

God being married to this gaslighting asshole must be exhausting.

The poor woman takes a tractor trailer worth of drugs everyday just to tolerate being around him.

If they practiced law, they would not have time for YouTube.

Sean has time for YouTube. And to be a regular here on the Farms. He is probably reading the thread right now.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I don’t think Branca really even is the guy consulting.

A year ago when I still watched Branca occasionally, he was shilling that one of the perks of his top tier membership was that his outfit would consult on your self-defense case free of charge if you ever found yourself in that situation.

I suppose it's a "rubber hits the road" situation to find out if he's true to his word if it ever were to happen. And you would still have to hire a first chair because Branca would only be a consultant.

But presumably in the present Branca would consider himself a practicing lawyer if he promised the moon to move memberships with the remote-but-possible scenario where someone would cash in their chit.

 

[200MB]

Nick just made it extremely clear, he won't be retracting anything. Everything he said he stands behind and believes 100%. He was just a tad too mean. There was nothing resembling an apology. There were a couple points where it looked like he was going to start hollering again, but held back. It's clear as day he's still steaming.

Still plenty of stream to go however, he may just be restraining himself because Branca's still on with him.

 

[Retink Retunk]

A year ago when I still watched Branca occasionally, he was shilling that one of the perks of his top tier membership was that his outfit would consult on your self-defense case free of charge if you ever found yourself in that situation.

I suppose it's a "rubber hits the road" situation to find out if he's true to his word if it ever were to happen. And you would still have to hire a first chair because Branca would only be a consultant.

Nothing against Branca, but as I said before I'm sure the consulting would be "here's my book, hire a good lawyer bro."

I get he's trying to create an insurance for self defense, but when it's one dude doing all of it, you're shit out of luck.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The whole 'you have to be the owner to be able to accuse someone of trespassing and stop them' is just absurd. So all the strip malls, or countless places of business that lease the space, can't kick someone out for trespassing without calling the owner of the building first? Who believes this?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Lets be honest, Branca turned off his mic intentionally.

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@Rodeo Roadrunner "The whole 'you have to be the owner to be able to accuse someone of trespassing and stop them' is just absurd."
Rentoids on suicide watch. They don't own their house, just <fedpost> into their house and <fedpost> them.

 

[Raikiri]

God being married to this gaslighting asshole must be exhausting.

"I didn't actually shit in the sink. Was there poop in there? Yes. Was I seen squatting over the sink? Also yes, and I've apologised for there being a bad smell. But I didn't create the poop. I hate poop. I couldn't care less about it and I'm sick of you bringing it up. But I've apologised, haven't I? What's your problem?"

"I wish the poop the best in life. I always loved the poop and considered him close friend of mine. I want nothing but happiness and success for the poop which is a niggerfaggot should be burned alive."