Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[arc minsk]

Let's just hope Mr. Christmas isn't fond of cutting product with Fentanyl.

i think usually it's by accident. people who are selling drugs aren't particularly sanitary and since they're selling one popular drug and risking incarceration; they may as well sell two or more popular drugs with the same risk of incarceration. they package/separate fentanyl near where they package/sort other drugs and cross contaminate. and since fentanyl requires such low doses and the person buying the-not-fentanyl has no opiate dependence or tolerance to the drug they didn't buy it fucking nukes 'em. i don't think anyone is actually combining cocaine with fentanyl, that makes no sense for any situation.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

This puts his freakouts in a new context, he loses it not just because of the money but also the potential crack he now can't smoke

 

[arc minsk]

This puts his freakouts in a new context, he loses it not just because of the money but also the potential crack he now can't smoke

being addicted to crack and gambling like artie lange but without the howard stern money. he's probably in a panic for most of his life.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

https://streamable.com/yqcefh
Crack preparation

Call me fckin crazy but 1:37-1:43 I hear a CHIRP.
I guess it could be anyone on the call, and leave it to a fckin mod of BMJ to live with that.
But I like to think that as BMJ screams echo through the house by day, the chirps echo at night as he cooks up his crack.

And all through the spooky RIP City house, not a creature was stirring, not even a rat. Except BMJ cooking crack *CHIRP*

Nigger behavior down to the shouting, no impulse control, constant self sabotage, chirps and crack. Is he like a quarter african. How can he be so niggerly

 

[arc minsk]

Nigger behavior down to the shouting, no impulse control, constant self sabotage, chirps and crack. Is he like a quarter african. How can he be so niggerly

they're called the irish.

 

[Illiterate Construct]

He took a deal in which he didn't get a jail sentence, but got 10 years of probation and a suspended sentence of 5 years.

Just checked that record, it hasn't changed, and there isn't another court record where they decided to shorten his probation. If you can find something else, please post it.

How in the world is this retard drowning in weed and coke while he still has at least a year of probation left? How is he not getting flagged by random drug tests?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

How in the world is this retard drowning in weed and coke while he still has at least a year of probation left? How is he not getting flagged by random drug tests?

If he's on a non-reporting probation then they don't do drug tests or even hassle him for being a jobless loser. Basically as long as he doesn't get pulled over with a crack pipe he's fine.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

"etiam hic, in templo bullae, mures circiter ad percutiendum parati sunt."

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

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"etiam hic, in templo bullae, mures circiter ad percutiendum parati sunt."

This is what the gods made us to do

 

[make_it_so]

Soberbros, its over.

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"Clean up your room, Austin."

 

[SandyCat]

How has his fan been spared from his wrath all this time?

 

[sum ting wong]

I've got some Bossmanstats for the first 4 days of keno (it might have been days 2-5). For those curious he played ~5458 games of keno on stream in 4 days, who knows how many he played off-stream. The day where he was up thousands of dollars is included in the data and he then lost it all off-stream, so the actual amount of games might be much higher depending on how much he was betting.

Spoiler: Graphs

The list on the left shows the top 15 and bottom 10 numbers.

These are the picks from the CPU. Pretty interesting how after such a (relatively) small amount of games the amount that each number shows up is so close. There's only a .26% difference between the most picked and least picked number.


These are bossmans picks. 17 is his lucky number and his most picked number. 8 is the least picked number, only .15% of the time does he pick it. I suspect it's because it's so far away from the play button and he needs the dopamine hit as fast as possible.

These are bossmans wins. Not very interesting since it basically mirrors his picks due to how even the CPU picks were.

For those curious how I collected the data, I had to take a screenshot of the end of each game. I didn't manually go through each screenshot, I wrote a program to scan each image to determine the win, miss, and picks so there might be some errors but I wasn't going through >5000 images manually. Also, if anyone has a good idea to automate taking a screenshot of the final state of the board I'd be interested. Doing it manually is pretty time consuming with how many games he plays. I attached the csv file containing the data I collected as well.

 

[degengambalar]

This man disgusts me.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Hello Kiwis! I have entirely revamped the Keno Kasino Bingo Card. New features include automatic dark mode, pictures for certain spaces, and custom rules written right on the welcome page. On my end I will be able to see the status of all active cards, which is pretty cool! From now on please use this link. I will be taking suggestions so that we can fill the rest of the spaces with pictures. If you would like to give your suggestions either reply to this post, PM me, or tell me live while I'm in the Keno Kasino. Please let me know!

An example card:

@Relinquish, could you please update the card link on the OP? Thanks!

 

[Relinquish]

@Relinquish, could you please update the card link on the OP? Thanks!

Done

 

[Cloacarus]

He better be careful. I don't know his local laws, but I know a guy who went to jail because he was a methhead with schizophrenia. He would take antipsychotics that put him into really, really deep sleeps, and then his methhead friends would cook in his house because he'd not wake up during. In Florida, the home owner is liable for any cooking that takes place in their residence, even if they didn't even know about it.

If that happens, he'll have a week's time of remorse, move into a camper, and then we'll get a proper Breaking Bad (Gambling Odds) story arc.

 

[Kookin]

If that happens, he'll have a week's time of remorse, move into a camper, and then we'll get a proper Breaking Bad ( Gambling Odds) story arc.

So Breaking Bad with Jesse only?

EDIT: Having looked up "Gambling Odds"... what the fuck is this? I didn't know it's a thing till now.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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How has his fan been spared from his wrath all this time?

The fan is lucky, he's not gonna break his lucky fan man!

 

[joker jimmy]

Here's the massive faggot who is claiming to be behind the Stake sponsorship loss.
"So, greetings, and sneeds."

 

[Spodermon]

The fan is lucky, he's not gonna break his lucky fan man!

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How has his fan been spared from his wrath all this time?

it came really close, though:

(found on the kick gutter thrash thread, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kick-gutter-trash.172263/)

Not sure I follow, sorry... but you seem amused so I guess it's fine. That first line is a quote from the post who showed the dastardly cowtipper (or worse still, cowtipper larper if it wasn't even him).
Greetings and sneeds are for kiwis in general, as this was my very first post over here (technically I should be an august noob, because very quickly the all too short mati segments on Bossman weren't enough, but I resisted making an account until the chat got members only, and withdrawals/being stuck in the Celebrite d'internet chat were too much).