Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Everything wrong with this game's art summarized in a single picture:
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I'm holding myself from writing a full university thesis about how badly these triggas failed with the artstyle.
 
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There Is Light At The End said:
Dew it, you fucking nigger faggot!
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*inhales*
These troons wanted to create a anime furry UwU style, only these fucking idiots failed on every level by poorly sticking a snoot on top of an anime head, with extremely poor results.
First off: the snoot has it's own jaw, but the anime head already has it's own jaw as well; most of the times they don't even try to fix (I.E.: the infamous one with the open mouth), but in other cases, like this one, they attempt of merging the two jaws, causing the head to take a the squared shape of liz "the fong" johnson and the snoot to be on a weird angle like a giant human nose that also opens in two due to the mouth, a mouth that opens to the cheeck (SINGULAR, since there's no sign of opening on the left side). Then we got the eye gap which, simply put, is almost as wide as the nigger mermaid; forehead is so large you may confuse it for male pattern baldness and the eyebrows are as thick as a damn mexican.
The biggest sin of all is the inconcistency between each shot of fang, which makes all wven more hilarious since the stiff anination has the look of cel shaded 3d models.
Our trigga also is a can of worms of her own, her frills are too short and look more like a second hood than a part of her body, the nose horn lacks line on the part that connect with the nose, causing it to not properly melt with the rest of the head, the tips of those dark purple thing on top of the forehead head that looks like that turd-shaped haircut some niggers seems to love are detached from the redt, as if they were flies feastinf on it and her mouth is always poorly drawn and somehow placed slightly too high, just enough to give her a uncanny look to match fang having her snoot placed too low when compared to her eyes.
 
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Your Local Paleofag said:
If you wanna see what Rosa's voice actor looks like seeing as he doesn't have a pfp
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From "Lady Los Angeles", described as a story about a young trans femme latinx sex worker, oh boy.


You'll be surprised by how much KO_OP cares about VA's matching the character they're playing, with gender, ethnicity is a 50/50. For example, Sage was going to be originally a bio male which just happened to be feminine, but this was changed at some point in development. We know this cuz the old page about the old VA's was archived.

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Now this guy doesn't look like a zippertits, Sage was just changed to an aiden because, trannies are more important than feminine male characters I guess.

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Funny enough, Sage would probably be more interesting LGBT representation if he just stayed a feminine dude. Making him a girl pretending to be a guy who is pretty feminine is very convoluted and would probably trigger aidens.
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PetiteFeet said:
we were fucking ROBBED! Sage being a gay femboy would have been a million times more groundbreaking than a feminine pooner. femboy pooners are just girls with unnecessary extra steps.
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I was going to say this after I finished watching a playthrough, but I think one of the most annoying parts of this game is that they changed Rosa and Sage to a troon and pooner respectively when they weren't supposed to be transgender in the first place. Rosa is a troon because some kid on discord suggested it a while back, and Sage is a pooner because god forbid we have effeminate manlets? His original VA is kinda hot actually a somebody, and of course they waste this opportunity. Million dollar budget not even once.
 
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Strangolapreti said:
Our trigga also is a can of worms
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You forgot how her neck size + head size makes her look like a bobble-head or that her neck is going to snap. Like, I get going for a cute anime'y anthro style but they're not making it work because of inconsistencies across all of the character list.
Of the three main characters, I think Reed has a pretty good design but the colours are just an eyesore.
I don't really mind Naser's design either, even though the whole wings + clothes thing annoys me.
Naomi - Jesus fucking Christ she's an eyesore 90% of the time. Her head. What's wrong with her fucking head.
Rosa's design isn't awful-awful, I'd attempt to fix her horns/hairstyle because it just looks like she put weird hairclips in.
Sage - Jesus fucking Christ x2. There's a potentially good design hiding behind a god awful colour palette. I hate that some of the dinos have feathers and some don't, Sage being one of them where I think the feathers detract from the overall design.
Stella - JFC x3. I don't have any positives about Stella's design.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
You forgot how her neck size + head size makes her look like a bobble-head or that her neck is going to snap. Like, I get going for a cute anime'y anthro style but they're not making it work because of inconsistencies across all of the character list.
Of the three main characters, I think Reed has a pretty good design but the colours are just an eyesore.
I don't really mind Naser's design either, even though the whole wings + clothes thing annoys me.
Naomi - Jesus fucking Christ she's an eyesore 90% of the time. Her head. What's wrong with her fucking head.
Rosa's design isn't awful-awful, I'd attempt to fix her horns/hairstyle because it just looks like she put weird hairclips in.
Sage - Jesus fucking Christ x2. There's a potentially good design hiding behind a god awful colour palette. I hate that some of the dinos have feathers and some don't, Sage being one of them where I think the feathers detract from the overall design.
Stella - JFC x3. I don't have any positives about Stella's design.
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Lol, I was gonna bitch about these after I actually suffered through the whole thing.
Rosa I think genuinely has the best design. Her dress is really pretty! Too bad they made her a troon, God forbid we have tall women.
Stella being a dumptruck that walks fucking everywhere barefoot just screams weird fetish insert. I can forgive the other weird designs, but Jesus, this one annoys me viscerally.
 
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Fishy Fish Fish said:
Lol, I was gonna bitch about these after I actually suffered through the whole thing.
Rosa I think genuinely has the best design. Her dress is really pretty! Too bad they made her a troon, God forbid we have tall women.
Stella being a dumptruck that walks fucking everywhere barefoot just screams weird fetish insert. I can forgive the other weird designs, but Jesus, this one annoys me viscerally.
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I actually really like Rosa's design, as well as her DND character. She's super cute. But no, they had to troon her out. Because we can't have a nice girly girl with curves in an "LGBTQ++++" game.
Agree, everything about Stella is weird + the personality just makes her even more unlikable.
 
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Mr.Miyagi said:
I think the character designs themselves are alright (though some are definitely a bit "checkbox diversity," like Stella being built like a fridge in GVH), but GVH's problem is that their much-vaunted animation only works some of the time, and the rest of the time the characters look stiff and unnatural as they move around, or are drawn with inconsistent faces, which only gets exacerbated by the bland VA work and dialogue.

Part of me wishes we got to see a GVH/Snoot Game with the old designs, because if they matched the entire game's aesthetic to how grungy the characters looked, it'd probably have been more eye-catching and interesting than the fairly bland world GVH ended up with. The first pass's style looks like it would fit right in to something like a traditional comic or a webcomic, which would probably have been a better choice of medium than an animated visual novel.
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Even snoot game fans are using some designs like the clothes for fan art lol
while the few defenders can do nothing but trow tantrums lol, canCUCK money cant help you besides being a lolcow studio KOOp
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So, I finished the game with bonus chapters. It was an experience, that I had no regrets about. I am talking, of course, about snoot game. Gvh does not worth my time and have a fizzle of an ending, while snoot have 4 distinct and very different ones. And theme of both games are very different. Gvh is just angsty versions of teens, snoot game is about growing up as a person and out of teenage angst. Despite being a furfag visual novel, it's deeper than just a shotpost game from 4chan out of all places
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PetiteFeet said:
we can't have a nice girly girl with curves in an "LGBTQ++++" game
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Everything is gay. Didn't you knew?
Protagonist? Gay.
That character whose design you might've liked? Gay.
That dog? Gay(stay back, white women! this game is not for you!).
The government? While not directly homosexual, it seeks every opportunity to fuck you in the ass, figuratively speaking, so there's not much difference, technically.
Every door you go through is like a portal to Gay Universe. Like in that popular song "I see a red door and I want it painted gay"(got a resurgence in publick spotlight after Rockstar released Backbreak Mountain the Game, so you should've heard it).
 
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There Is Light At The End said:
Reached ending 1. That was... depressing and bleak. Fucking hell
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It only took one fucking line to absolutely cut Fang wide open and bleed her dry. "She put me with you."

That was it. Everything about her world just shattered to pieces and everything just died.
 
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I've been watching more of this playthrough and oh boy
Fang is a fucking mary sue
 
MarineN*4235431 said:
Even snoot game fans are using some designs like the clothes for fan art lol
while the few defenders can do nothing but trow tantrums lol, canCUCK money cant help you besides being a lolcow studio KOOp
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Their seethe is so delicious. I have to imagine how to it feels to have something you created stolen by someone else and then reclaimed as their rightful creation, while all you can do is cope about it and ban anyone who talks about it off your discord server.
I hope Canadian government is going to fund more of these projects. They're entertaining alright, but not for the reasons they think!
 
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