Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

We talk a lot of shit here but, honestly his dad sounds like an "OK" guy and his brother sounds like he has a life and is an adult who acts like a grown man.
Do we actually know anything about his dad? Fatrick changes his dad's life story more often than the joker does about himself at this point:
Mechanic, gun nut vet who was a Obama voter twice despite being a self proclaimed conservative as his son, Stealth rodeo rider with no record, Wisconsin gas stop cock vaccum, etc.
 
I think the misogyny aspect is especially apparent when it comes to his feud with the loveley Ms. Leslie. Her political and social beliefs are basically in line with what Patrick claims his are, but that didn't stop him from going whole hog on her and siccing Hildy. All she did was offer sound advice and tried to use critical thinking skills on him. You could say the same with that female author he oinked at recently, Lori something?
Typical male feminist behavior. Gives all the talking point lip services but then when it comes to the personal interactions with women he's 20 times worse than any imaginary caricature of a woman hating incel MAGA he comes up with in his head for his epic bar fight fantasies.
 
His social blade stats are just comedic gold, like Norm MacDonald. He's loosing followers rather fast
According to SB, Pat has tweeted 434 times in the past four days (137 in the last 24 according to SB !) So he's averaging 6.7 tweets an hour over if you take 8 hours for sleep a day. It seems he's really stepped up replying to every stlalker account that posts his mugshot, police report etc. I'm hoping a big L is coming his way soon.
The great thing about Pat is that even inbetween stepping on rakes he's still good lowkey amusement because he's incapable of going 20 minutes without childing somebody. It's like when you go to a music show and they play a load of songs you like in the spaces between bands.
 
You can be certain he barges fatly into other people's conversations to make it about himself and moan about the stalker childs.
This exact event has already been confirmed by the Kiwi who has the in with publishers and regularly feeds us Pat's sales figures. He interrupted a conversation the guy was having at a convention and started whining about how the evil stalker childs were ruining his life.
Who are we meant to believe gave the money? Does he want us to think he has an uber weathly patron who can front $33K with no questions asked? This is just so dimwitted.
We're not meant to believe anything. It doesn't have to make sense: Pat says it so it's true to Pat. That is literally the beginning, middle and end of it, child.
 
He's back to slapfighting with that actual author that demolished him the other day.
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"That's who you are making jokes with. But now, you stop." Ordering people around. What a tool.
 
Oh sweetest summer infant.
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You see, he has guns AND black friends. He loves corny McMasculinity AND fights for trans rights in Ukraine. Have a seat.
Ah yes V6 vs V8 engines, the deepest political issue of our time. When will the Supreme Court rule on this?!

Damn I knew his "conservatism" was linked to his weird thin-skinned and autistic view of masculinity but I didn't realize he was this blatant about it. He loves imagining the American military winning lolol, Pat don't you know a simple water balloon filled with paint can disable an M1 Abrams??

Also, if he's so pro-2A and pro-military, and he's trying to be some twitter political hot takes guy, why are none of his tweets from these positions? It's always straight DNC party line all the time, it's all pretty safe and boring honestly. As obnoxious as Pat can be he also seems terrified to offend the sensibilities of your generic white middle class liberal. If he actually has a conservative viewpoint on some issues he doesn't express it at all, yet comes at people all "sit down son, have a seat baby child" when they don't read his mind and know this. Well, it's Pat, of course he retreats immediately into weird defensive condescension and childing.

I love Pat tweets where he thinks he's being the coolest guy in the world but meanwhile is screaming out his pathology. Everybody with two braincells to rub together can see the basic error with his premise here: guns, eight-cylinder engines, and the US military aren't conservative political issues so much as they are symbols of power and masculinity to insecure, doughy pussies like Fatrick. Combined with telling people on the internet to sit in imaginary chairs while calling them little baby children, it's really a masterpiece of frantic overcompensation for his ontologically tiny penis.
 
That reminds me, did anyone tell Fatty that Brianna Wu finally admitted he was really a man? There was a tweet from him, something about how "if they were both single, something-something?" I really want to know Patrick's reaction to knowing he lusted after an ugly man in a dress openly on twitter.
Pretty sure Fatty is a chaser and knew exactly what the Wu-Man is.
 
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the best part of patrick's replies as of late is responding, copy-pasting, then responding again. these kinds of texts are exactly why i hope he keeps working towards earning the title of "vexatious litigant" because you can bet he's bringing these messages to the court and they're all seeing how he continues to escalate by prompting further "felony telephone harassment".
He removes his own responses before submitting them to police/court
 
I know Pat and his followers are mouth-breathing retards, but it’s alway funny to see what rubes his supporters are when they do try to defend him.

Brian: Patrick, you should stop feeding the trolls and they will go away.

Patrick: *loud, 1.7 oinking noises*

Jen: the level of harassment Patrick deals with is above anything you have seen!

Brian: I didn’t experience this level of harassment from trolls because I stopped interacting with them, you dumb bimbo.
 
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Oh, here we go - successful liberal author Brian is doing a thread and Pat is going to be fuming. Here's the Nitter link so everyone can read it. Also look at this bitch in the replies:

https://nitter.net/BrianKeene/status/1709206870156587366

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Imagine spending half of your day on twitter farming leftist good-boy points, and you still get called out by a man that uses the word "privilege" unironically.
 
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