Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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I’ll throw out a theory as to why Dax is obsessed with Eric: Dax doesn’t take anything seriously to the point that he hates it/finds it mockable when someone does take something really serious.

Like for whatever faults Eric may or may not have, he clearly takes getting this comic business running successfully seriously. Like he’s 100% committed. And for someone like Dax, who seems to just treat everything as one big joke, cynically or otherwise, maybe just thinks anyone who actually tries or cares about something is stupid and worthy of mockery. Or it could also tie into the jealousy too, in a “how dare you actually care about something, I’m going to fuck with you until you’re just as miserable and aimless as I am”.

But that’s literally just me throwing on a tinfoil hat and playing armchair psychologist.
 
The whole Eric July thing has long run it’s course and has just turned into spergery. For me it was only funny when Dick started getting into it, when he got Dame Pesos and Mundane Matt to call in. Since then it just seems like he’s doing to Eric what Maddox did to him, but more openly.
I think everyone involved, Eric included, is a fucking sperg that needs to calms down.
 
I’ll throw out a theory as to why Dax is obsessed with Eric: Dax doesn’t take anything seriously to the point that he hates it/finds it mockable when someone does take something really serious.
given what people have said about dick i think its far more likely somewhere somehow he had his ego bruised. directly or indirectly i dont know. but my guess would be it was something insignificant that wounded his ego and as a narcissist he cant let it go. kind of like whats happening with rekieta right now.
 
Should I bother listening to this? I can't even hate watch this faggot, the show is nothing but Isom hate and fat women and it's so fucking boring

Edit: these pedophiles insist that all they're doing is criticizing a product they think is bad.
That's not even close to whats happening here.

Also, "false dmca"? Fuck off with that bullshit.

The show quickly devolves into calling Eric a sub80 IQ individual, mimicking him with exaggerated black voice, and playing blaxploitation music over him, or impressions of him.
They seem to think Eric demands respect, and feel like their "criticism" (read: fuckin with the man's business for a year) is warranted
If anyone deserves their livelihoods ruined, it's these fags.
 

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Dax Herrera vs. Eric July
How it started

Due to some confusion around how all this began, I tried to look for the earliest interaction between Dax and Eric. Kept seeing things referenced but couldn't find any archives, so here's what I found.
Nina presses Dax and gets him to admit to not reading the comic even though he's criticizing it.

This may have been the catalyst. I don't think Dax was expecting to be called out and since it was a woman no less, it may have stung him even more.
After insulting Eric for the first part of the stream Dax tries to say he's only offering criticism to help - Eric doesn't want it

Eric claims the advice Dax is giving is what happens in the book - Questions how much he read

Dax trying to deflect - Nitpicking

Called Eric a scammer

Dax claims they're having a flame war - Eric claims he doesn't know him or care to

Defending Vito - Sympathizes with pedophiles - Eric makes a remark

Dax exasperated at the mention pedophiles should kill themselves - Nina hopes Vito moves to Canada

Dax upset they call Vito a pedophile

Claims they only call Vito a pedophile because he flagged their friends

Watching a stream with Vito

Dax apologizes for calling Eric a scammer - Wants the best for him

Vito comes on to defend himself after Eric leaves - Ethan says people should take Vito at his word when he says he isn't a pedophile

Eric comes back to confront Vito - Vito raps up and leaves before he can say anything
TLDW: It’s surprisingly similar to the recent Nick and Eric stream. The problem here is Dax has no pre-existing relationship with Eric so when he attempts to compliment him after all the insults it falls flat. Most of it feels like Dax is attempting some IBS style fight but Eric is clueless to the rules so instead ends up just confused and aggravated with his dishonesty. Dax seems genuinely mad when his praise of Eric at the end isn’t reciprocated. He only left when he turned the whole stream against him by defending pedophiles.
 
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A bunch of Dickguarding faggotry
No one said you have to like Isom, dickhead

So, Juju is still thinking about @Null
That's touching.
And for the last bit: Imagine thinking the forum that originated from the cwicki shouldn't have threads on e-celebs. Cow boy seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the forum is. It's about mocking lolcows, which as stated before, you are, juju.

Edit: clarity

 
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No one said you have to like Isom, dickhead

He's still thinking about @Null

Imagine thinking the forum that originated from the cwicki shouldn't have threads on e-celebs
"It used to be cool when they catalogued weird things but when they started going after e-celebs that wasn't interesting"
What a very limp wristed way of saying "the site was good until it started making fun of me."
Also lol @ "he gets stories wrong all the time now" without providing an adequate example, because it would mean he'd have to address stuff about JuJu the Cow and ruining Mitsalad's life. I think the latter might be what he's referencing, because Null said she was 18 when she first wrote/called in to Dick's show but I remember from this that Dick said she was actually 20, as if that actually makes a difference and that a 20 year old is still far too young to abandon their family.
 
@Shush TY for the run down. I was wondering what was the genesis for all of this. I kept think that there had to be some kind of deep lore but no. Dax went full woman after a man called him out and didn't accept his worthless olive branch. It kinda reminds me of years ago Dax saying, and I don't remember the exact phrasing, to just apologize when people demand it, even if you don't mean it, because you're out nothing.
 
Dick said she was actually 20, as if that actually makes a difference and that a 20 year old is still far too young to abandon their family.
Does the age matter at all for someone who is clearly mentally handicapped like MintSalad? She could be 40 and she'd still have the mind of an 8 year old. It's just wrong to go after retard women.
 
No one said you have to like Isom, dickhead

He's still thinking about @Null

Imagine thinking the forum that originated from the cwicki shouldn't have threads on e-celebs

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You set the playing field Dick, you're the guy who doesn't care about the truth. I mean you said as much when you called yourself an "asshole" and "psycho" (cringe btw, you're old enough to be my dad but talk like an edgy kid) while trying to explain why it's okay to be a lying cunt to others.

So why should I treat you any different from how you've treated Eric? I'm not your friend or ally Dick. I don't even like you nigga, yet here you are crying about being treated like a jack ass.

The best thing is though that I don't have to lie about you or that sex offender Vito. I do have to add snitch to the long list of things Dax "Dick Masterson" Herrera is.
 
Dick's recent antics have defined made me reconsider the LOLsuit, if only partially. Some of what Maddox did was unforgivably pathetic, like trying to smear Dick as a rape apologist because of an 8chan board and an out of context clip from Biggest Problem, but without Maddox's perspective we really only have Dick's word for it, which is revealing itself to be increasingly unreliable. It's also made me recontextualise Maddox's response (or lack thereof) to Dick. Initially, the reason I thought he'd stayed silent on all this shit was partly because he was involved in litigation and also because he'd become so buck broken because of the LOLsuit. Now I think he probably says very little because he knows Dick thrives on attention and giving it to him is just going to generate content for his show. I think Eric July is too eager to respond to everything that happens to him because of Dick and Vito, when in reality the best tactic would be to starve them of content until they get bored and move on to someone else.
 
"Dax was unable to win over the anti-woke crowd" -Null

I think Dick did well with the anti-woke crowd, he was just removed from every way of making money off them, so he lashes out at those that are allowed to milk that cow.
Dick's recent antics have defined made me reconsider the LOLsuit, if only partially. Some of what Maddox did was unforgivably pathetic, like trying to smear Dick as a rape apologist because of an 8chan board and an out of context clip from Biggest Problem, but without Maddox's perspective we really only have Dick's word for it, which is revealing itself to be increasingly unreliable. It's also made me recontextualise Maddox's response (or lack thereof) to Dick. Initially, the reason I thought he'd stayed silent on all this shit was partly because he was involved in litigation and also because he'd become so buck broken because of the LOLsuit. Now I think he probably says very little because he knows Dick thrives on attention and giving it to him is just going to generate content for his show. I think Eric July is too eager to respond to everything that happens to him because of Dick and Vito, when in reality the best tactic would be to starve them of content until they get bored and move on to someone else.
Dicks half-hearted defense of his actions seem to imply if Eric stopped responding Dick would have no choice but to move on. I do think Eric should stop giving Dick stuff to work with.

Dick needs to pick better victims for this to work. The problem is those better victims would never respond or give a dick the time of day.

I'd like for Isom to be a shitty comic that gets better. There is time for that to be possible. I'd like for Dick and Vito to be a shitty comedy duo that gets better. I think time is running out for that though.
 
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"I contacted the charity"
"Of course I want Eric's company to fail"

Anything else you want to add Juju?
So let me get this straight, we've gone from saying that Eric July's business should be destroyed because the comic he makes is bad, to he committed charity fraud and now it's because Eric is trying to do the same to others? All with pretty much no evidence other than Dick said so.

I haven't been in the loop on this shit show until now but it seems to me that Dick is trying desperately to get something to stick on Eric July. Compare Dick's failing to alog to when PPP and Godwinson went after NP2, that was a master class in comparison to this.
 
given what people have said about dick i think its far more likely somewhere somehow he had his ego bruised. directly or indirectly i dont know. but my guess would be it was something insignificant that wounded his ego and as a narcissist he cant let it go. kind of like whats happening with rekieta right now.
With the diddler, it's not even anything as coherent or sincere as taking offense or holding a grudge. His whole persona revolves around being the most obnoxious contrarian faggot in every room he's in. Becoming exactly what he used to make fun of half a decade ago is the logical conclusion of that retard spiral.
 
So how did Vito get roped into this? Because in my mind, Vito and Eric’s audiences aren’t even in the same zip code.
Vito has been shitting on the Friday Night Tights crew for years, trying to get their attention. He was trying to get their show flagged when they had Alex Jones on.

July is friendly with those people so, naturally, Vito has been applying the same strategy. Shit on someone, get them to have you on their show, concern troll and advertise.

July had Vito on as a detractor last year, didn't refer to him by name and muted him when he tried to shill his book.

Juju went all in on this rather recently, shitting on July and "reviewing" ISOM (=doing some Hollywood exec style notes, quite embarrassing). Ethan Van Sciver, being an eternal fan of dick, drooled all over the review and started saying everywhere that July should listen to it. This led to further escalation and the charity accusations.

EDIT: Forgot the most important context: both of July's campaigns did multiple millions of dollars each. That's why they're all involved in this.
 
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