Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Does anybody know if those AI animations where it maps audio to a picture so it looks like the person in the photo is saying it/ singing are still possible?

If they do, make Blackface Nick do the “I grew up in the hood, Eric” and the other hard r drops. Do it for MATI and @Null if possible.

 

[make_it_so]

Legal Mindset had a stream several hours ago, and he brought up the current Nick Rekeita issue (discussion begins at roughly the 20 minute mark).

Relevant clip from Elissa:

 

[TheKillingWords]

how the fuck does he have the time in the day to cry this much about people on twitter with 6 kids?

That's probably why he always has them in some kind of activity. And hey, the nanny can take them too.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Rekieta's "apology" (he's the one who does the air quotes, not me) where he spends most of the time saying how he doesn't retract anything, saying, "I meant every single thing I said."

Rekieta admits that he doesn't think that his "apology is all that great of an apology". Nick is apologizing for "saying the truth like an asshole".

He claims that he will restore the stream from Friday when he's talked privately to Eric July, which I guess hasn't happened yet.

He says he was brought into the controversy on Thursday, which appears to be blaming Eric July for asking to be let on Nick's show last week to respond. He insists that he is done with the drama.

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"...everything I said happened is my honest opinion of what has happened..."
Total Lawyer Death

 

[Incel Death Note]

I'm on Odysee right now waiting for MATI to start. I just saw this:

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I like to be a helpful guy. Soooo...

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I skimmed it. Autistic crying basically.

Null is the one with the problem here guys.

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Also, Null is a pussy for not going on Dick's show even though Null has made it clear that he won't go on his show because Masterson will do anything for attention.

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https://archive.ph/Di9ll

I'll leave it to the rest of you to cap other things you think are funny. It's pure cope and seethe. Maybe cross-post it over in the Dick thread if you want.

Also, whoever you are, nice find and good job on having an archive link handy!

I hate this stoner movie tryhard type of guy exemplified by Dick's toadies. "What's the matter, Null? Get shoved in a locker by Riley the cool kid? Heh chillax homie, smoke a joint and fuck a hooker brah heh we're just messing w/u broski"
Superbad ruined an entire generation of fat unfunny jews.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Legal Mindset had a stream several hours ago, and he brought up the current Nick Rekeita issue (discussion begins at roughly the 20 minute mark).

A chief balldowasher breaking ranks. Mindset must be seeing the cracks forming as well.

 

[zer0d4wn]

This happened earlier today but I must have missed it. The FNT crew has begun predictably turning on Nick and Co because he can't STFU. In this case it's Thor.

https://archive.ph/YxLqN

Edit: Oh, actually I just realized this is CG Thor not FNT Thor. Lmao.

 

[jspit2.0]

This happened earlier today but I must have missed it. The FNT crew has begun predictably turning on Nick and Co because he can't STFU. In this case it's Thor.

https://archive.ph/YxLqN

Nah, I"m sure it'll be fine. Dax has paypigs too, right?

Hopefully this means people will shit on the FNT crew hard. When grifters fight, the people win.

 

[Captain Manning]

how the fuck does he have the time in the day to cry this much about people on twitter with 6 kids?

He neglects the kids. They have a nanny and shit. Even when they went on vacation with the kids, he was tweeting up a storm. It is thought that's because he's monetized on X now. The grift never ends. Not even for the family.

At the rate he's going, in five years time or, he's basically gonna be Spoony, except he might not be so monetized by the time he reaches that point.

But yeah, the black rapper wasn't equipped to handle a man with a law degree in an argument.

To by fair to July, this particular white man is ill equipped to make many legal arguments. It's Nick Rekieta, afterall. July probably wasn't cognizant of that though. Though he certainly became so after somebody apparently clued him in on the non-practicing bit.

@Balldo's Gate is right. What July should have done is reject Nick's effort to steer the conversation into a hypothetical legal situation that didn't even happen, and spoken more on how what Riley did was fucked up in a philosophical sense. In essence, straight up said "Man, sheeeeit. I don't care 'bout yo cracka ass law! This ain't 'bout no law! Lemme tell ya how this stanky ass white boy is cray-cray."

That would have fucked Nick's whole strategy up. So much of what Nick does is vested in "lawyer man saying lawyer shit," and people just assuming he's right because he's lawyer man. He has no real defense for Riley outside a hypothetical situation where Riley gets shot by July (which, again, didn't happen). Nick knows what Riley did was stupid and dangerous. Legal or not. That is a weak point for Nick, and July didn't properly exploit it. I think if July had, you'd see even more people on July's side here.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Rekieta is now not just a lawyer but also the internet police/janny.

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Reketa: Internet judge, jury, and not quite executioner.

Nick has the most dedicated simps around. The people that haven't caught on that he's spiraling hard get pretty rabid when defending the stupid shit he does. Just the way things go I suppose.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

how the fuck does he have the time in the day to cry this much about people on twitter with 6 kids?

He ignores his kids. They're somewhere in the background withering due to a lack of structure in the home.

I have to force myself to forget Nick has kids in order to laugh at his antics because for them this entire deranged descent is a hell I wouldn't wish on anyone.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

It is thought that's because he's monetized on X now. The grift never ends. Not even for the family.

He flat out admits to it on a locals stream. Clip:

 

[jspit2.0]

He neglects the kids. They have a nanny and shit. Even when they went on vacation with the kids, he was tweeting up a storm. It is thought that's because he's monetized on X now. The grift never ends. Not even for the family.

At the rate he's going, in five years time or, he's basically gonna be Spoony, except he might not be so monetized by the time he reaches that point.


To by fair to July, this particular white man is ill equipped to make many legal arguments. It's Nick Rekieta, afterall. July probably wasn't cognizant of that though. Though he certainly became so after somebody apparently clued him in on the non-practicing bit.

@Balldo's Gate is right. What July should have done is reject Nick's effort to steer the conversation into a hypothetical legal situation that didn't even happen, and spoken more on how what Riley did was fucked up in a philosophical sense. In essence, straight up said "Man, sheeeeit. I don't care 'bout yo cracka ass law! This ain't 'bout no law! Lemme tell ya how this stanky ass white boy is cray-cray."

That would have fucked Nick's whole strategy up. So much of what Nick does is vested in "lawyer man saying lawyer shit," and people just assuming he's right because he's lawyer man. He has no real defense for Riley outside a hypothetical situation where Riley gets shot by July (which, again, didn't happen). Nick knows what Riley did was stupid and dangerous. Legal or not. That is a weak point for Nick, and July didn't properly exploit it. I think if July had, you'd see even more people on July's side here.

Hey, I'm team black rapper. (I'm not calling him Rippa and Eric sounds weird.).

Nick used a rhetorical device that is apart of his lawyer thing. The way to win against a better speaker is to ape Trump, which is what you're suggesting. Dumb the conversation down and when he weasels slam him, verbally, with it.

Nick has the most dedicated simps around. The people that haven't caught on that he's spiraling hard get pretty rabid when defending the stupid shit he does. Just the way things go I suppose.

We'll see. For Ralph, Jim Metokur was the golden cow that his loyal base couldn't stand him attacking. Who is the figure that Racket's audience views more favorably than him?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should probably just start a #KickEric hashtag at this point. What an utter cunt.

He's clearly borderline alcoholic.

Borderline? No, he's WAY over the line, plus a degenerate druggie too.

But yeah, the black rapper wasn't equipped to handle a man with a law degree in an argument.

He might not have won the verbal agility contest, but Nick came across as a disingenuous lying snake melting down and seething and Eric July came across as the clearly wronged party being harassed by a mob led by a drunk, a pedophile, and another pedophile.

Eric may be a black man but Nick is a hard r nigger.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

He flat out admits to it on a locals stream. Clip:


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Isn't what locals supposed to be?

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

Rekieta is now not just a lawyer but also the internet police/janny.

A normal, sane, mature, and (most importantly) sober man would look at this situation and realize that he's "bullying" someone who is almost 100% certain to be an autistic 15-year-old child who had no idea what he was getting into. Why the fuck are you engaging in this? What is wrong with you? THIS is what "not stirring up drama" looks like? What a faggot.

I think Nick really does not care about anything except money. He realized his insane Friday stream was losing him followers and support, so even though he actually stands by everything he said, he has to come out and pretend, "Hey! I messed up! I went too far!"

How did he go too far? TBD. If he was honest, he would be saying that he had a horrible booze addiction right now, that he drank way too much, that he got way too drunk, that he's suffering from alcohol-induced psychosis, and that he needs to do better. We can all see that's what happened. But he won't even blame the booze!

 

[Lidl Drip]

how the fuck does he have the time in the day to cry this much about people on twitter with 6 kids?

His wife and the nanny take care of them. No way does Nick do any amount of parenting other than sometimes drunk-driving the kids to something and picking up another bottle of booze on the way.

 

[Chibitzen]

@Balldo's Gate is right. What July should have done is reject Nick's effort to steer the conversation into a hypothetical legal situation that didn't even happen, and spoken more on how what Riley did was fucked up in a philosophical sense. In essence, straight up said "Man, sheeeeit. I don't care 'bout yo cracka ass law! This ain't 'bout no law! Lemme tell ya how this stanky ass white boy is cray-cray."

That would have fucked Nick's whole strategy up. So much of what Nick does is vested in "lawyer man saying lawyer shit," and people just assuming he's right because he's lawyer man. He has no real defense for Riley outside a hypothetical situation where Riley gets shot by July (which, again, didn't happen). Nick knows what Riley did was stupid and dangerous. Legal or not. That is a weak point for Nick, and July didn't properly exploit it. I think if July had, you'd see even more people on July's side here.

This is possible. He was supposed to have Branca on. I don't recall if it was on that topic but that would've helped with creating the illusion of him being some kind of expert using confirmation bias. But then that mean ol' black comic wrapper had to ruin everything with that Hollaback bullshit..

 

[Null]

I am trying to sum up the totality of the "Eric July stole from a charity" shit that Dick keeps saying. Is there ANY DETAIL WHATSOEVER I am missing from this synopsis?

A man publishes a comic book. He sells it for $20 ordinarily. A 501(c)(3) distributes comic books to people who are sick. The man sells his comic book for $17 and donates all sold comic books to this charity. He still has profit margin in this $17 sale. Is this fraud?

Please, someone make it make sense.

 

[make_it_so]

I am trying to sum up the totality of the "Eric July stole from a charity" shit that Dick keeps saying. Is there ANY DETAIL WHATSOEVER I am missing from this synopsis?


Please, someone make it make sense.

I don't think you can make sense, and frankly it's not supposed to make sense, because it's an argument being done entirely in bad faith by a balding, unfunny, failed LA comedian.