Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Spodermon said:
it came really close, though:
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(found on the kick gutter thrash thread, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kick-gutter-trash.172263/)
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Yeah the fan is hiding that hole from plain view, so I guess that is his saving grace so far. Otherwise BMJ would go for TOTAL FAN DEATH
 
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Ogre Magi said:
Hello Kiwis! I have entirely revamped the Keno Kasino Bingo Card. New features include automatic dark mode, pictures for certain spaces, and custom rules written right on the welcome page. On my end I will be able to see the status of all active cards, which is pretty cool! From now on please use this link. I will be taking suggestions so that we can fill the rest of the spaces with pictures. If you would like to give your suggestions either reply to this post, PM me, or tell me live while I'm in the Keno Kasino. Please let me know!

An example card:
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@Relinquish, could you please update the card link on the OP? Thanks!
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You should add "the rats".
 
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Kookin said:
EDIT: Having looked up "Gambling Odds"... what the fuck is this? I didn't know it's a thing till now.
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Slot machine manufacturers will happily slap any IP license they can get their grubby paws on all over their machines. It's usually the "plain" physical reel machines too. The fancy all-digital ones with touch screen UI and gigantic curved overhead screens are almost exclusively reserved for their home-grown "games" because of all the phony complexity they have to conjure up for them and it's usually a pain in the ass to get original actors to record new lines, especially for a slot machine.
 
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Rattus Ebrius said:
The plot thickens! Luffy seemed to have been a genuine follower of Jack's, he's been in chat pretty regularly for the last two months.
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Two months isn’t all that long, I reckon a ween could easily keep their autism under wraps for that long to make themselves seem legit if they were particularly determined. 6+ months would be a reach though imo.

Lost footage of Bossmancrack’s intervention (2023, colourised):
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
I just spent my afternoon going through all the highlights. Does this nigger play any skill based games like poker? I see he plays blackjack with like 4 decks which significantly reduces your odds of winning but does he do anything else beside virtual one-armed-bandit slots?
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When I saw him gambling my first thought was "oh cool, maybe play some craps".. Pretty sure even the dice games they have are for retards.
 
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