Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Nashville real estate values have gone way up the past decade. Assuming they did go out and buy a shack in the boonies I could see them financing this with the home sale proceeds with enough left for a down payment on the construction loan (which will be like 7% now, lol). Note they basically did the same thing when they left California. Total boomer degeneracy, living off their inflated property values.
Tammy sold 157 Trail Ridge Drive for $555k, and bought 103 Thomas Ct, Greenbrier for $475k. The latter comes with 2 lots which they are reserving it to build a "studio" for Fatty himself and a home for the equally useless Qali and his beaten wife.
Fatty even created a FB profile for the upcoming "studio"!

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B: Cannot watch/comprehend the game because stroke brain.
Imagine being too dumb to understand football of all things.
If only there was some sort of facility to help him continue these feats. Maybe with professionals that could suggest exercises to rehabilitate his arm physically.
It's too late for that. There's a reason they get you right into that as soon as physically possible.
 
Tammy sold 157 Trail Ridge Drive for $555k, and bought 103 Thomas Ct, Greenbrier for $475k. The latter comes with 2 lots which they are reserving it to build a "studio" for Fatty himself and a home for the equally useless Qali and his beaten wife.
Fatty even created a FB profile for the upcoming "studio"!

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I know Jack uses Siri to "write" his posts (this is also the guy who "reads" books using Audible), but he adds in the emojis at the end, so you'd think he'd fucking bother to correct the glaring errors in every single fucking post
 
A: Watched the game while blindfolded.
B: Cannot watch/comprehend the game because stroke brain.
C: Jack just wants to be a special snowflake by claiming there’s a conspiracy in some of the most nondescript places.

Dealer’s choice, really.
I think it's a mixture of all three.

A) Because his vision is fucked up from all the strokes
B) This one is just given
C) He's always been a conspiracy theorist.
 
Coffee is so delicious. I wish I could drink it more than once every two weeks without getting bad nerves. Off subject, but I estimate >70% of anxiety disorders would subside if people weaned themselves off of super high daily doses of caffeine.
Sucks to be you.

The longest I ever gave it up was maybe 6 weeks just to see if I could do it. But large doses of the stuff is bad.

Coffee is fucking delicious, has antioxidents and warms you up. Decaff is great if you want a cup before bed, or are currently preggo. It definitely has its place.
Not pregnant and can literally have a cup before going to sleep and not have it affect me in any way.

Dude looks like he's doing a 50 pound front shoulder raise lol
Terrible form though. It's how I expect Qali to do his lifting.

I know Jack uses Siri to "write" his posts (this is also the guy who "reads" books using Audible), but he adds in the emojis at the end, so you'd think he'd fucking bother to correct the glaring errors in every single fucking post
Faggot has admitted that due to the stroke his eyesight is so fucked up he can't read anymore. But even before then he was so lazy that he never went to fix his mistakes.
 
Can still see his emojis tho, fortunately!
Half the time he can't which is why we get the [OBJ] where he's tried to put in an emoji but it didn't work for some reason.

Dunno. I haven't used Zuccbook in years.

EDIT: Actually just found out. It's due to iPhone's Voice to Text function which Fatty Doo Doo uses. The Apple translator sometimes encodes the emoji in a way that Zuccbook can't figure out. So it's replaced by [OBJ]. He's still too lazy to fix it though.
 
Half the time he can't which is why we get the [OBJ] where he's tried to put in an emoji but it didn't work for some reason.

Dunno. I haven't used Zuccbook in years.
That's just because Facebook have their own emojis, but they don't cover the entire standard emoji library. So when Jack presses send, the emoji is shown for him, but it comes up as unrecognised, or "[OBJ]" once the post actually lands on his feed
 
I am beating the absolutle shit out of a dead horse here, but goddamn Jack does not need to be drinking coffee in any form other than straight black decaf. His heart is already working overtime trying to pump syrup-like blood through the accumulated grease in his veins.
Some decaf brands are great if you want the coffee flavor with none of the jitters, but every time we've seen Jack get coffee it's with multiple creams and sugars added in or other flavorings that drown the coffee in sweetness. God forbid he taste any actual coffee!

That being said, Jack gets virtually no fiber in his diet so the cleansing property of coffee might be a boon for his cheese-caked colon.
 
Sucks to be you.

The longest I ever gave it up was maybe 6 weeks just to see if I could do it. But large doses of the stuff is bad.


Not pregnant and can literally have a cup before going to sleep and not have it affect me in any way.
You seem really angy that people can enjoy a cup of decaf coffee. Relax, fren, maybe cut back on the caffeine.
 
This is exactly it, as I get older, I run into the common problem of caffeine being a real problem later in the day. There are definitely decafs worth buying and tasting and it's just nice to have a hot drink in the evening with dessert or something.
Have you tried white miso paste? It genuinely makes a nice hot drink. Probably not with dessert, it’s savoury, but it is worth a go. I drink it on night shifts and love it.
 
a good cup of coffee is indeed one of life's pleasures. i think jack should land an endorsement with an energy drink company (are there specifically christian energy drinks? there must be) or at least one of those caffeinated gamer fuel type supplements. i want to see him making "lazy man's keto ice cream" with 2 bricks of cream cheese and a container of sugar free "Chugjug Bloo Wildberry Xtreme" powder
 
You seem really angy that people can enjoy a cup of decaf coffee. Relax, fren, maybe cut back on the caffeine.
No. Just yanking your chain. it's what I do.

When I used to wait tables and people would ask for a decaf I'd hiss and act like the very concept hurt me and refer to it as the "anti-coffee". But only to those that were in on the joke. Drink whatever you want to drink. Just don't give me decaf.

Have you tried white miso paste? It genuinely makes a nice hot drink. Probably not with dessert, it’s savoury, but it is worth a go. I drink it on night shifts and love it.
Miso is always nice. It's not coffee though.
 
Have you tried white miso paste? It genuinely makes a nice hot drink. Probably not with dessert, it’s savoury, but it is worth a go. I drink it on night shifts and love it.
You know what, this is a great suggestion, I have, there's also instant miso soup packages with multiple flavors and mix-ins you can buy online that are really nice.
 
Nicest guy on Youtube strikes again!

Some sportsball sperging from our fat man:

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With his horrendous understanding of football he might as well be calling football "sportsball" when larping as a fan. Even the jesus freaks and boomers who make up his facebook base are shutting down his retarded conspiracy theory. Like a true intellectual, jagoff posts a tiktok video to argue his viewpoint.

Seriously, how retarded is this guy if he is a football fan and doesn't understand what Mahomes did? Mahomes took the shortest path to victory.

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If you have a boomerbook burner account and engage with jacks Facebook community, you should be aware that he has community chats for various topics. One notable group chat is the "ama" chat, where if you ask jack anything he gets angry and deletes your messages. He felt conversations were getting too out of hand and had made other topic chats which he shut down when someone suggested taking vitamins as apart of your daily nutritional routine. Meanwhile, jack was spouting about keto curing cancer. Back in the AMA chat, someone asked for clarity on his posts. When his information was fact checked and presented to him, he got Angy because he was proven wrong and deleted everything; telling people to stay on topic. Any further questions on the matter were deleted. It's unbelievable how much of a thin skinned fragile faggot he is.

What's worse than jack is the able minded people that moderate his chats. They are just as bad as he is! There's no fun to be had in engagement with jack. He's such a rude and salty retard, I can hear his mushmouth voice when reading his comments with his "fans". He deserves to be back handed in the mouth.
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