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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.6%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.1%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 260 18.3%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 204 14.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 808 57.0%

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Of course Jr., since I know it's him, got a fucking pitbull. Welp, my only dark hope is it goes after Jack instead of ends in a dog fight that results in Hope getting badly injured. Since they're gonna fuck up with that dog too, especially since it's allegedly a 'rescue'.
 
good to be back foodjacks!

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I suddenly feel very sorry for Jesus. All the silly shit he gets thanked for, by morons like Jack...
 
This is why I sympathize with the tradcaths who still want to do the Tridentine Mass with Latin. This shit is not worship of God in the slightest. It is garbage. These assholes might as well just be worshipping Satan.
Well….They are Israel enthusiasts. They love Israel more than Israeli Zionists.

All I can see when his manfwen talks is Luis Carruthers. View attachment 5375377
That dude has an intensely gay affect.

Quote didn't work and I'm too drunk to care. Was responding to Jack is a mess in the Carolinas.
You’re talking about Rawbert! Jack’s scissoring partner
 
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"I want Jack to cook for me"

If you see someone wearing that on a shirt it's safe to assume they're suicidal and need help.
I could've sworn there's a video out there from years ago where some naive woman hires Jack to come to her home and cook/cater a small function. It was from the CA years, so back before Jack (rightly) garnered the hate that he's attracted in recent years. Can't find it anywhere, though.

If anyone has it/knows where to find it, it'd mean the world if you could post it. Please and thank you.
 
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Zoe also enjoys raw meat in the form of toddlers.
I can't wait to see what happens when they treat this pibble the same way they treat Hope.

Other than that, the livestream was crappy today. Listening to him talk about how much of a content super-genius he is with his obnoxious drum beat pisses me off to no end. He's talking about death more often, though, which makes me think he knows he's on his way out. Maybe I'm the dipshit here, but I still don't understand why he's doing the Jack Pack other than as a legacy project. He comes across as disingenuous when he talks about it.
 
I could've sworn there's a video out there from years ago where some naive woman hires Jack to come to her home and cook/cater a small function. It was from the CA years, so back before Jack (rightly) garnered the hate that he's attracted in recent years. Can't find it anywhere, though.

If anyone has it/knows where to find it, it'd mean the world if you could post it. Please and thank you.
don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

 
don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one



This woman’s husbando is so used to coming home and finding the neighbor, mailman, or pastor already there that he barely blinks an eye. Weird.

Jack should attempt to open a catering company. Or just a catering consultantsy where he goes around bossing around private caterers and asking dumb questions. It totally fits into the Jack Pack concept.

Also suggesting these videos of Jack going to private residences for upcoming PCTLM episodes.

I got a deep fryer as a present some years ago and yeah it's mostly a waste of cabinet space. It is utterly superb for those once in a lifetime occasions when I feel like being a giant fatass and/or cooking for others (especially since it can filter and drain the used oil into a removable tank that makes the cleaning part like a billion times less annoying), but man I absolutely would not purchase one for myself. Maybe if I was looking to be "that guy with the deep fryer" and loaning it out for a pack of beer or something, but I'm not really into that either.
We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .

I got a deep fryer as a present some years ago and yeah it's mostly a waste of cabinet space. It is utterly superb for those once in a lifetime occasions when I feel like being a giant fatass and/or cooking for others (especially since it can filter and drain the used oil into a removable tank that makes the cleaning part like a billion times less annoying), but man I absolutely would not purchase one for myself. Maybe if I was looking to be "that guy with the deep fryer" and loaning it out for a pack of beer or something, but I'm not really into that either.
We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .
Imagine dying in such a pathetic fashion that you were burned to death at a concert by an utterly lame, gay band like Great White.
once bitten, twice fried…

Imagine dying in such a pathetic fashion that you were burned to death at a concert by an utterly lame, gay band like Great White.
once bitten, twice fried…
 
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We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .

once bitten, twice fried…


once bitten, twice fried…

Looks like the Ddos is fucking up replies again...

PL I have a mini deep fryer, and totally recommend it for occasional use. Two people can get a reasonable amount of fries as a side, and the size halts my greedy instinct to eat a big plate of fries. We usually do a cup of fries shared between us when we are doing ribs and slaw. You just cool the machine afterwards, pour the leftover oil into a metal bowl with a lid, let it cool some more, and keep it in a refrigerator until you need it again.
 
don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

You beautiful son of a bitch, you! Thanks a ton. I was clearly off on some of my details- misremembered Jack as being far younger in this and back in CA.

I assume she was trying to murder her husband via poisoning, but knew that arsenic/cyanide/antifreeze would be too obvious, incriminating, and difficult to cover up. Jack then seemed like a good choice because of plausible deniability potential, as well as how subtle the execution would be.
 
Are....are you fucking kidding me? He's "busy" and needs to "slow down"?! He literally does/contributes nothing all day, every day. It also reminds me of the classic advice to "never confuse activity with achievement". I'd sincerely like Jack to list out what all of his hard work has resulted in....
 
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