Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[8mm Cunningham]

It's best to cook wings up on a rack of some kind over your baking pan, so that the grease doesn't make the skin on the down side soggy.

Too bad Hack doesn't have a grill or smoker.

 

[a terminal posture]

Soy Jack Party (Wyngz)

The recipe demonstrated in the video bears no relation to the recipe in the text. Assuming that's a gallon soy sauce jug, Jack poured a half gallon or eight cup of soy sauce into the bowl. Scaled, this would imply he was making marinade for 24 pounds of wings per the recipe. He was clearly not cooking 24 pounds of wings. Yet he made sure to pour the 3/4 cups of water in, per recipe x 1.0. That makes all the difference.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Fucking faggot.

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Seriously if you need to go to a conference like that to be a better husband or man then you're manning wrong in the first place.

Why would you need somebody else to teach you how to be a better husband unless you're an idiot to begin with?

Stupid piece of shit. Even if you believe in tithing, it's ten percent of everything you have, mythical Stephanie only wants twenty percent of your bill. Also Jesus literally talked about the uselessness of people who tithed scrupulously down to the fuckin herbs in their kitchen, but ignored every huge issue like justice and mercy and faith.

Like Jagoff has read the bible... or can read anything at this point. I think that's part of the reason he's always thrown the manual away becasuse he couldn't read.

But beyond that, he's the type to go to a restaurant, order the staff around and if they don't show up NOW with his third refill of coffee he's going to deny them a tip. And yes, he is that petty. He said, previously before all the strokes, that when he would go to Red Robin the moment they brought him his food he'd ask for a refill on his fries and if they didn't bring them out the moment they came up he'd reduce their tip.

The man is an asshole.

Maybe they'll sell all Jack's smokers and grills for scrap on the way out. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Please. Jagoff gives all of those to the homeless.

hoh boy.

Jack somewhere got the idea from the internets that commercial 'Italian seasoning' has only thyme and rosemary.
Dumps half a cup of garlic powder on his veggies
15 years and he still has no conception of what number of portions the recipe is calling for. He fills a giant salad bowl with veggies to put a single layer of veggies on a sheet pan.
No caramelization on the veggies, what's the point.

Way too much oil, way too much seasoning, overcrowded the pan, no real browning and roasting veggies has been in vogue for about 10 years now. You see it everywhere. Way to get in on the latest trends there!

But this shitty "Cornerstone Nashville" is not a fucking church. It's a clown show with a christian veneer thrown on top for tax purposes.

It's pretty sad when in order to get butts in the seats they need to do stuff like this. Yeah I get it church is boring but how much of that due to a lack of spectacle and how much of it is just the pastor going on about the evuls of (*spins wheel*) TikTok?

PROTIP: Making your own buffalo sauce is stupid easy. It's just some kind of fat with hot sauce (Frank's is the most commonly used from what I've seen, but I like Cholula). Most people use butter + Frank's, but I use avocado oil + Cholula.

The original recipe was margarine, Frank's and garlic powder. Sure I use butter or olive oil and crushed garlic but for wings I do like Frank's hot sauce.

And while it takes more time, the best way to make wings is in the oven. There's more than enough fat on those suckers to deep fry as they bake. Just flip them halfway through so the other side can crisp up a bit.

 

[Fag Albert]

I love Betty White, but if that's really her recipe, it doesn't sound too good.

Without getting too Off topic. It's so fucking hard to find any actual concrete evidence of it but, From what I've seen the earliest I can find it is this 80s gimmick celebrity cookbook.
So there's a chance it could be, but White's blurb boil's down to "I can't cook my husband loves to barbeque" and/or it was just the recipe they decided to attach to betty's name.

Here's a nice young lady doing the same recipe straight from the book. Still not something I'd try but she at least cuts the portions down and it looks leagues more edible

 

[Aunt Carol]

Salmonella Man

I miss Papa Franku

 

[Doctor of Autism]

For a cooking show, Jack sure sucks at giving directions on how to cook things.

 

[AnOminous]

For a cooking show, Jack sure sucks at giving directions on how to cook things.

He pretty much quit even trying years ago, after his directions that you should just cook chicken until it's bloody and raw and then poison people with it got criticized.

 

[TheLazyMan]

So...you've come back, eh?
Tired of sowing your wild oats with every Russian server and botnet?

Gotten your kicks in every dark web floozie hole?

Just gonna pick up where we left off like nothing ever happened?

Oh, God why can't i quit you, you kiwi scented lothario!

Welcone back.

PCTLM

 

[ZipDisk]

There is no cooking with jack, There isn't even any cooking with Tammy. He's just eating.

I thought buffalo sauce was buttermilk ranch and a red hot sauce, did Frank's lie to me?

 

[White_N]

Jack can't cook jack shit

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack hit the wrong button when he was starting the livestream and accidentally closed it. Then he accidentally closed the new stream he started too. I wonder if he's still talking to the camera thinking he's live?

 

[Asperchewy]

So...you've come back, eh?
Tired of sowing your wild oats with every Russian server and botnet?

Gotten your kicks in every dark web floozie hole?

Just gonna pick up where we left off like nothing ever happened?

Oh, God why can't i quit you, you kiwi scented lothario!

Welcone back.

PCTLM

Holy crap its good to be back! missed you Boys Club! (Need's more Space: Above and Beyond and Star trek references)

 

[TheLazyMan]

Holy crap its good to be back! missed you Boys Club! (Need's more Space: Above and Beyond and Star trek references)

You know any Space: Above And Beyond references are a "Wild Card".

Oh, sweet neon Jeebus on a Hot Fudge sundae! Welcome back, you Krazy Kiwi Kittens!
Please join us today at 2:30pm! <-- we're going live at 2:30pm

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

A short and kind of boring live-stream today since the chat was back to paypiggies only, but there was one big reveal: the Scalfanis are confirming their white-trashhood by getting a rescue pit bull.

 

[Super Hans v2]

A short and kind of boring live-stream today since the chat was back to paypiggies only, but there was one big reveal: the Scalfanis are confirming their white-trashhood by getting a rescue pit bull.

As sad as it is, it's going to be very apt metaphor for Jack's life that HOPE will get murdered.

 

[Aaway]

good to be back foodjacks!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

good to be back foodjacks!

That picture of him torquing his body to raise his arm and the look of utter pain on his face will never be not funny.

This is what gluttony got him.

 

[Sev07]

Zoe also enjoys raw meat in the form of toddlers.

 

[Guntanator]

Let's hope the dog thinks the dead arm is a meat stick and finally rips it off.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Zoe also enjoys raw meat in the form of toddlers.

Jack's obsessive aversion to jacking (ha) a male dog off is strange. Did a he mention in his old blog getting raped by a dog as a kid or something?