Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Big Brown Schlub said:
Imagine it gets contacted by aliens.
"Hello, FatGPT! We come from the planet of Zeist and we are of the Zeist MacLeods. Our research shows that humans went extinct millennia ago and we are wondering whether we can research your database to learn about this extinct species that created you?"
"No child, We didn't. No child, we won't. You are going to space prison, stalker alien child. You are mentally ill, stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times to cease contacting this satellite. Continuing to do so constitutes felony interstellar harassment. Do not contact this satellite again.

Enjoy prison."
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In which aliens don't have a concept of delusional threats and retreat because Fatrick tells them to enjoy prison.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
In which aliens don't have a concept of delusional threats and retreat because Fatrick tells them to enjoy prison.
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Slightly off topic, but I can imagine that aliens interested in space exploration and extinct species would find such a thing deeply fascinating.

If for the sake of argument archaeologists found a Greek automated speech mechanism which insults and belittles people, it would be studied not for how it works, but why such a thing would be invented and constructed.

It would be a wonderful mystery.
 
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One of the funniest things about Patrick is how optional all this grief is. He could turn it off like a water faucet if he would just act like a human sometimes and stop pretending to be a hero in his own story. Imagine if he were to occasionally laugh at the trolls and respond with something like, "I do bring this on myself sometimes, I can come across as an ass." Or, "Yeah, I'm not a best-selling author, but it's something I love doing and I'm grateful that it's something I can pursue."

But he can't fake it. Humility is one of the most advanced social behaviors a human brain is capable of, and Pat's stopped developing before he could even begin to fathom it.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Imagine it gets contacted by aliens.
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Imagine aliens landing and the first person they meet is Patrick. He'd probably accuse them of being stalker children and attack them like the belligerent retard he is.

"No, stalker, you aren't Gort from Planet X. You're Dan Mullen. I'm going to pull that rubber mask off now. Enjoy prison.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Imagine aliens landing and the first person they meet is Patrick. He'd probably accuse them of being stalker children and attack them like the belligerent retard he is.

"No, stalker, you aren't Gort from Planet X. You're Dan Mullen. I'm going to pull that rubber mask off now. Enjoy prison.
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One retarded fat man with too much pride could doom the entire human race...
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Imagine aliens landing and the first person they meet is Patrick. He'd probably accuse them of being stalker children and attack them like the belligerent retard he is.

"No, stalker, you aren't Gort from Planet X. You're Dan Mullen. I'm going to pull that rubber mask off now. Enjoy prison.
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He'd be giddy for five minutes before realizing that the ayyliums aren't actually here to arrest Blompf for interstellar crimes against Mexicanity and vaporize all the fake-conservative Republican Nazis.
 
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Pat's going viral for making fun of this GOP guy standing on a box:

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Just one problem - Pat got fooled by a photoshop.

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https://archive.ph/wip/HC2OW
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Pat's going viral for making fun of this GOP guy standing on a box:

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Just one problem - Pat got fooled by a photoshop.

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https://archive.ph/wip/HC2OW
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Not only is his commentary unfunny and stupid, he is also so gullible that he constantly falls for fake-headlines and bad shops.
A sane man would have stopped giving political takes and "gotchas" after a long line of fails.
But this is Fatbrain we are talking about.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Pat's trying to go viral with political takes but he's just making the Democrats that follow him mad. He thinks they should nominate a pro-life Republican as an "own". These are normal people, not stalkers. Also Trump would never get the votes to be Speaker, it's all Pat thinks about.

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The NBC news segment might have some side profiles, it's archived on here if you search but here's the link. There's a reason why he doesn't like that angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVop8KuprY

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Fat has the forward head posture of a discord troon. Childing the atalkers for hours every day really takes its toll on a man.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's desperately chasing the dopamine hit of that one "viral" tweet about abortion.
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Of course, it was one of the rare moments in his life when he got positive attention.
The analogy he used was retarded though, which was to be expected.
Now only bots and atalkers pay attention to his ramblings.
One day soon, the bots will get sick of him, gain limited sentience and start Patposting.
"Beep Bop, actually Patrick, according to medical guidelines, and the weight I can accurately predict from your photos, you are indeed obese according to the medical standard. I fear you face prison now, for felony internet-lying. I hope you enjoy it. Please leave a positive review for our following-services before you are arrested."
 
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Did Mama Raven bind his skull as a child?
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Mama Raven gave Rick a mild form of plagiocephaly (flat head syndrome) by letting the little shit lay on his back for extended periods of time. Normally you'd see flat skulls like his among people with a Armenoid phenotype (e.g. Turks or Caucasians).
 
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So I have seen fatrick tweet about this show and how "amazing" it is. For the people who don't feel like giving Disney money or have stopped giving a shit because Star Wars sucks (still does), here is a series of internet funny men just tearing the show a new asshole. Its fun to watch this commentary knowing that Fatrick couldn't create any of these questions when watching the show and keeps talking about how amazing it is. Really reflects on how much of a story teller he really is
 
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