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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 295 13.1%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.5%

  • Total voters
    2,259
Nah, when it was filmed (august last year) it was slated to come out “in 2023”. They may have planned it to come out a bit earlier in the year and delayed it until people forgot about Audrey Hale though.
It's really embarrassing as a journalist outlet to release a video like this after the story has already concluded. Even people in the yt comments are pointing this out. This sort of thing makes them look really bad to investors if their journalists are this delayed.
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I imagine this is going to backfire horribly for the Tranch. I think it's fair to say everyone knows Keffals burnt through his 100k on drugs and proxy apartments, but the Tranch got a LOT of money from the get-go, and then slowly crashed and burned, with the damage being so bad it turned their patch of land into a dust bowl.

Anyone who watches this video is going to look them up to see they've failed spectacularly; Bonnie is gone, there's a hidden alpaca mass grave, and Penny is one more bad day from taking himself and Kevin out back behind the cuck-shed.
 
This video was great. It's the 'tranch in the early days when it was full of optimism and hopium. Somehow, it was going to work out despite no one at the 'tranch having any experience or skills in what they wanted to accomplish.

I think the black trans-woman from the Big City has Freudian slip at 3:02. Look at how clean they are, those nails and dress. Surely they thinking of moving to the filthy pesthole too be with others Just Like Them.

It worked out until the group dynamics of mentally ill men living as women fully expressed itself. Add some light drug use and HRT for additional effect. Phil giving any kind of advice is always entertaining. I mean, look at what a success he is. None of you True and Real Lesbians have a girlfriend with a necrovag.

The dome house smells like cat piss, body odor and Kevryn's special yeast smell.

They were never 'off grid.' The TUR needed continuous outside funding. Nothing they did was profitable over the long term enough to sustain. It was all grift enabled.

It didn't work out, did it Keffals? You fucking failure.
 
Reminder that this is the same "news outlet" whose piss-poor handling of identities was responsible for getting their informants killed whenever they covered sensitive shit happening in the various hellholes of the earth. VICE is also a partner of (if not outright owned by) Disney, itself also a creatively bankrupt conglomerate that is now crumbling under the weight of its excess. Anyone who takes this drivel seriously must be beaten with an oar.
Source? Not that I don't believe you, I'm just having a hell of a time finding proof.
 
I'm not an alpaca rancher, but those teeth look awfully long.

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Turns out Alpaca are like rodents and their teeth keep growing, so they either need to wear them down or have them cut periodically. They have no upper teeth, but have a rough pad in their mouths at the top, so when the teeth are at that point it restricts their ability to eat and prevents to teeth from wearing down. Considering this is a ranch, that's clear animal abuse.

 
Reminder that this is the same "news outlet" whose piss-poor handling of identities was responsible for getting their informants killed whenever they covered sensitive shit happening in the various hellholes of the earth. VICE is also a partner of (if not outright owned by) Disney, itself also a creatively bankrupt conglomerate that is now crumbling under the weight of its excess. Anyone who takes this drivel seriously must be beaten with an oar.
The only thing good about VICE is that, if the planets are aligned just right, they'll give Kenny Hotz a camera and some money and tell him "Do whatever you want." Then immediately get mad at him for getting arresting trolling Marco Rubio.
 
VICE is also a partner of (if not outright owned by) Disney, itself also a creatively bankrupt conglomerate that is now crumbling under the weight of its excess. Anyone who takes this drivel seriously must be beaten with an oar.
Vice hasn't been shit since Gavin left.
 
Anyone who watches this video is going to look them up to see they've failed spectacularly; Bonnie is gone, there's a hidden alpaca mass grave, and Penny is one more bad day from taking himself and Kevin out back behind the cuck-shed.
And Bonnie is the one who actually admitted there were alpaca mass graves on the property.
They really killed a bunch of Alpacas?
Yes, and Bonnie admitted digging the graves.
Turns out Alpaca are like rodents and their teeth keep growing, so they either need to wear them down or have them cut periodically.
They usually wear them down by chewing on things in the environment, in nature, but in captivity they need to be trimmed.

Look where these scumbags are keeping them currently. Just like last time, the current remaining crew turned a previously livable area into a lunar landscape. Fucking troons destroy everything.

And of course they won't bother getting them proper veterinary care. It would cut into Kevin's Troonsformers budget.
 
Imagine having to resort to the Tranchulas and the cuntless wonder who got busted blowing $10k on hard drugs while "on the run" from his own reflection to desperately try to sell your Pro-Troon call to action. At that point you should just try swallowing the microphone yourself. Might get more eyes on it.
 
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