Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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according to one onaboard member who will certainly be enjoying prison before the day is out:

Niki said on Javier’s podcast that people have tried to open accounts as opposed to actually doing it. I love catching him lying/embellishing so I’ll find and post the timestamp.
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
hat tip to onaboards.

patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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according to one onaboard member who will certainly be enjoying prison before the day is out:
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Oh please, as if Rick's card wouldn't be declined trying to buy a pack of smokes, which is why he didn't even buy any when he fatly abandoned his daughter. Good thing his food is free range and free to him.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
hat tip to onaboards.

patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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Patrick’s social Security number is the password to my phone
 
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FinnSven said:
Slightly off topic, but I can imagine that aliens interested in space exploration and extinct species would find such a thing deeply fascinating.

If for the sake of argument archaeologists found a Greek automated speech mechanism which insults and belittles people, it would be studied not for how it works, but why such a thing would be invented and constructed.

It would be a wonderful mystery.
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I would create such a device without a moment's hesitation. But then again I'm planning to bury an anatomical skeleton in one of the flower beds just before I move out of my current house, so maybe my opinion is not one to extrapolate from necessarily.

Still, there are echoes of such things throughout history:

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EDIT: Almost forgot:

Enjoy prison.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
hat tip to onaboards.

patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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If your SSN and credit card information are stolen, you don't go publicizing the fact on Twitter. You immediately let law enforcement know, and contact your credit card company to freeze your cards. Besides, Patrick, some Kiwis have confirmed Patrick's email was used for a crypto wallet on Gemini. Other Kiwis have verified that you need to upload a driver's license and a live camera photo to get a wallet. Credit card info and SSN aren't enough. All it would take to confirm would be subpoenaing Gemini and checking the metadata of the photos.

But we all know what we'd find.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
hat tip to onaboards.

patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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according to one onaboard member who will certainly be enjoying prison before the day is out:
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I don't think this is schizo shit, I think this is pat trying to set a story up in case he ever actually has his finances looked over. If anything this is probably the closest we'll ever get to Patrick admitting that he's the one SWATting himself.

Like if I didn't believe it before, after reading this tweet I most certainly do now.
 
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Nightmare Friends said:
It's my theory that Patrick had some sort of "Revenge of the Nerds" peak moment in, like, 7th grade and he's constantly chasing that feeling. Maybe he "outsmarted" a jock in an argument in front of classmates or got to kiss a girl after lying about his karate moves or some shit.
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Nah, I think Pat got picked on by the football players who peaked in high school and he convinced himself that eventually he would be looking down on them since he was a geek and destined for money. But as time went on those football players might not have gotten a chance to play ncaa but held respectable jobs and are members of their community, which is more then can be said about Fat, who is still waiting for his big break.
Pepperonified said:
ICYMI and need another entry in your "shit that never happened" folder:


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>looks at me, expecting to find a kindred soul
Pat really is delusional and the only difference between him and Smollet is money
BrazilianDog said:
It is a great testament to the strength of America that Patrick S. Tomlinson lives what seems to be a good life. A house, a car, a motorcycle, spare income to spend his days in bars. I now think of a smug man with a finger pointed to his forehead when people tell me how they suffer under catastrophic socio-economic conditions in America.
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"You're what's wrong with America, Patrick. If this were any other country you'd be dead"
Meat Target said:
Boomia's gonna sue Pat?
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Patrick can't sue because he had no money
 
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Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa said:
I don't appreciate your attempt to mock him or his personal life.
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I fixed it by saying he was a fictional character:
Here is a poem I wrote about a failed scifi writer who is alcoholic and lost a lawsuit against trolls:

He dreamed of stars and galaxies Of aliens and mysteries He wrote his stories with passion and skill But no one cared for his scifi thrill

He drank his sorrows in cheap bars He cursed his fate and wished on stars He blamed the world for his lack of fame But no one knew or read his name

He sued the trolls who mocked his work Who called him lame and said he shirked He thought he had a solid case But no one sided with his face

He lost the trial and paid the cost He felt his life was all but lost He drowned his anger in more booze But no one cared for his scifi blues
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This is what peak cowboy masculinity looks like, child. Sorry you're too stupid to get it. :story:

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Powerlifters tend to have sagging guts comparable to Patrick's. The old powerlifting saying is "If you can see your abs, you're not eating enough." The difference is they usually have copious amounts of muscle too. Yeah, they might have a sagging gut, but their arms and hands are large with muscle and they'll look like they can fold you in half. Patty looks bloated and out of shape in comparison. Probably because he is.
 
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AnOminous said:
Homer may be fat, borderline-retarded, completely incompetent, lazy, and fat, but he's at least likeable. He shouldn't be compared to Pat.
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Maude Snew said:
Also he's a loving father of three and has had many jobs as opposed to Rick's one shift at a grocery store and abandoned child.
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Remember that Homer has given up his dream job of being a musician to take care of his family and never saw any job as beneath him. Its sad when a sitcom character is a better person than you
grapeshark77 said:
Pat's going viral for making fun of this GOP guy standing on a box:

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Just one problem - Pat got fooled by a photoshop.

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archiving just in case so I they can show him that whenever someone post that Rosa Parks picture. But you know what isn't photoshopped?
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Divine right to rule said:
Of course, it was one of the rare moments in his life when he got positive attention.
The analogy he used was retarded though, which was to be expected.
Now only bots and atalkers pay attention to his ramblings.
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I've seen dumb zoomers read his "Children raised on Harry Potter and Hunger games" on TikThot. Yeah I'm sure reading Harry Potter won't make you end up like Rosenbaum
 
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Johnny Salami said:
archiving just in case so I they can show him that whenever someone post that Rosa Parks picture. But you know what isn't photoshopped?
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I think this is conclusive proof Nikki doesn't love Patrick. No wife that appreciates her husband would ever not warn him his picture looks like a 12 year old girl that's suffering a serious allergic reaction.
 
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