The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[TyrasGuard]

I remember when my peers didn't invite me to the local treehouse club, I grabbed the nearest glock pistol I could find and I held everyone hostage until they accepted me.

I mean clearly that's the solution to these kinds of problems.

 

[Kier Starmer]

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN LUCAS \

#alpacacausttruth.com/org/gov/totaltroondeath.st

 

[Salt_Merchant]

It never ceases to amaze me that every time one of thes epuff pieces about troon warriors fighting back comes up, t always turns out the people they single out are horrible

 

[Fornicario]

Reminder that this is the same "news outlet" whose piss-poor handling of identities was responsible for getting their informants killed whenever they covered sensitive shit happening in the various hellholes of the earth. VICE is also a partner of (if not outright owned by) Disney, itself also a creatively bankrupt conglomerate that is now crumbling under the weight of its excess. Anyone who takes this drivel seriously must be beaten with an oar.

I must know more about how they got snitches put in ditches. May I have some links?

 

[Godchu]

Local archive btw

 

[Ayase]

Welp, rip Kiwifarms again. Vice coming after tha coop.

 

[stupid frog]

The only living plant in the enclosure is something that looks like yucca, something the animals won't eat.

Same as the Tranch proper then?

 

[Fornicario]

Bros I miss the tranch and its horrible but hilarious antics so fucking much.

God, it was such a ride. You laughed, you cried. But mostly laughed. To me it was Whale Wars but with more incompetence and incredible casting. The constant tension and paranoid tendencies mixed with liberal rules on gun safety made it must read news. Too bad it ended on such an anticlimactic note, but you don't have much room for a truly lolworthy ending if the main cast refuse to work together. Tranch 2.0 was always going to be a failure after the adventure that was Tranch 1.0.

 

[verymuchawful]

That picture is so unhinged. Just an ensemble of "real women" armed to the teeth to fend off... invaders... chuds? It's just weird, any other context and it's like "OMG you don't need that sort of firepower to defend yourself!"

 

[Nate Higgers]

It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

OT:
The fact that regular law abiding non-mentally-ill firearms enthusiasts have to wait months and jump through hoops just to legally own a suppressor is infuriating when contrasted with this mentally ill tranny who is constantly surrounded by federally illegal drugs (I don’t agree with dudeweed being Schedule 1 but he should have to follow the same goddamn laws that the rest of us do)

 

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

Every single one of those animals are dead now, right? Or did a lucky few survive?

 

[30+GameOvers]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

Really bad timing to release this, huh? Maybe would have been more topical if the tranch would have still been around
Not watching it, did they include that FTM tranny that shot up a bunch of christian kids when they talked about "Trans Community Fighting Back"?

 

[Ash Gassem]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

God I hate these faggots.

 

[Muttley]

Lmao I love that they were like an armed menace to their local community, that must have made the residents feel unsafe, but this is what Vice goes with.

 

[Bridget]

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"Greeting fellow womxn, I would like to join your alpaca facility. I have much experience raising clones for the Galactic Republic and the the Jedi."

Oi now, don't go relating Kaminoan to troons, they're one of the few genuinely sexy races that Star Wars actually has.

 

[Vesperus]

I'm not sure which is better - all the comments on the video saying how how nice it is that Vice now supports gun ownership, or that they waited until Null got the .net back before posting Lucas' "mission accomplished" clip...

Either way, a very warm welcome to any first time visitors from YouTube. Make yourself at home.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Or did a lucky few survive?

We know they took half a dozen or so with them. The rest of the 200? No one knows.

 

[AnOminous]

Vice supports animal abuse.

Vice supports alpaca mass graves.

 

[Retink Retunk]

They usually wear them down by chewing on things in the environment, in nature, but in captivity they need to be trimmed.

Look where these scumbags are keeping them currently. Just like last time, the current remaining crew turned a previously livable area into a lunar landscape. Fucking troons destroy everything.

And of course they won't bother getting them proper veterinary care. It would cut into Kevin's Troonsformers budget.

Not only that but as the guy says in the video if let the teeth grow that much they start to have long blood vessels and it hurts when you trim them, so they let it get to the point of neglect where to fix it will cause pain to the alpaca. It's one thing if you own one and fuck up because you're retarded, it's so much worse when you do it on an industrial scale.

 

[River possum]

The "choking a Nazi" bit is so funny, my God they larp so hard. They wish so much that White nationalists gave even one percent of a fuck about them as they do to the alpacas. We could not possibly care less about these fucking freaks except to wish they all went to prison for animal abuse.