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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing
The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting
 
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
More like Phil's choking his balless cock. I guess this is the tranny version of melanated individuals holding their gun sideways and then emptying a mag and shooting everything but the target.
 
The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing
I feel like I've seen that tranny (???how???) before, but I can't remember where. As for the date, it's clearly sometime after Bonnie left, but before the tank was repossessed. See below.
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Otherwise there's not much else that hasn't already been covered. Besides this:
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I feel like I've seen that tranny (???how???) before, but I can't remember where. As for the date, it's clearly sometime after Bonnie left, but before the tank was repossessed. See below.
Maybe this very thread? It was filmed over a year ago!


A nice little trip down memory lane to the classic Tranch, and plenty of publicity for KF (which is not “far right”, you dicks).
 
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The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing
The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting
So alpacacaust deniers and affirmers are a thing now?
 
Bros I miss the tranch and its horrible but hilarious antics so fucking much.
-when they built the plywood shack outside for showering
-when they changed the hardware on their gas stove and melted the plastic knobs
-when kevin posted a pic of a full size mattress covered in dirty stuffed animals and said he shared it with two other men
-when they put a flatscreen on top of a fireplace
-when their slaves would escape and hatepost about it on twitter
-communal hrt shot day
-rotating cast of (misfortune) animals

there's so much more too
 
Reminder that this is the same "news outlet" whose piss-poor handling of identities was responsible for getting their informants killed whenever they covered sensitive shit happening in the various hellholes of the earth. VICE is also a partner of (if not outright owned by) Disney, itself also a creatively bankrupt conglomerate that is now crumbling under the weight of its excess. Anyone who takes this drivel seriously must be beaten with an oar.
 
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