The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

Excellent, but I would switch in Steve Buscemi for the Wolf Guy and cast Woody Harrelson as George Gramlich, the owner/editor of the local boomer paper. Now we just need the liberal nemesis of George who left his estate to Penny.

Well.. it’s got to be Jeff Bridges, doesn’t it?
He could be something of a narrator / stoned onlooker.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

There needs to be room for John Malkovich somewhere.

 

[Vesperus]

There needs to be room for John Malkovich somewhere.

He and Andy Serkis will be playing the alpacas. Maybe with some Rosencrantz and Guildenstern style asides about the nature of fate and death.

 

[AnOminous]

There needs to be room for John Malkovich somewhere.

And William H. Macy.

 

[Friendly Futa]

There are two alpacas missing in these videos. I assume they've been sold or given away.

How awfully optimistic of you.

 

[Meat Target]

The downfall of the Tranch reminds me of Hannah Palmer, the nasty chicken lady from Hoarders.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

You've all made valid points, but deep in our hearts there's only one director that could faithfully recreate the tranch on screen and that's Rob Zombie.

- House of a Thousand Corpse Pussies
- The Denfur's rejects

Coming to cinemas this fall

 

[Näkki]

Can we have DJ qualls in a gangly alpaca suit? If not for the appearance, simply for the fact that he got the shit stick of having hormone troubles in his youth. Like the poster boy for what puperty blockers could do to you.

Okay, maybe just both.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

- House of a Thousand Corpse Pussies

Ranch of a Thousand Alpaca Corpses

 

[fishercat]

The downfall of the Tranch reminds me of Hannah Palmer, the nasty chicken lady from Hoarders.

She was one of the few hoarders I didn't feel even a little bit sorry for. The Tranch generates the same level of fascinated revulsion in me. Something about willingly putting animals in abysmal conditions and just shrugging their shoulders when one dies I guess.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

If only he'd stuck to working on stock assets. I don't believe these are placeholders given he's sperging about how much work it is to animate. That lava texture is offensively bad.

I regret having made fun of him for using RTP assets - his hand drawn ones look even worse. I saw better looking indie games in the 90s.

 

[BruhReally]

Well I've gone into the abyss that is bluesky and only found trans salamander

I have seen things I cannot unsee (mostly ugly troons) but did find some discussion of the ranch I'm surprised hadn't been shoa'd

 

[northstar747]

Well I've gone into the abyss that is bluesky and only found trans salamander

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I have seen things I cannot unsee (mostly ugly troons) but did find some discussion of the ranch I'm surprised hadn't been shoa'd

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that homie jay sounds baised....non wait a baised black man.....nah

 

[Temperance]

The Ash Coyote Tranch documentary is going to be shown at the Green Film Festival in San Francisco, and there will apparently be a virtual screening too.
https://sfgreenfest2023.eventive.org/films/64f0d5d869a1a3006d0fca2b
https://watch.eventive.org/sfgreenfest2023/play/64f0de399f648900b8262486


$10. It'll be available from October 12th to the 22nd. Once you start watching, you have 24 hours to finish it. (If anyone's interested.)

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Patreon videos:

Spoiler: Boring

One of the alpacas looks injured, like it was gored a few times by a goat.

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Jen is very ANGY for some reason. Always bizarre to see, since these outbursts seem totally unprompted and never get any engagement. Literally screaming into the void at random like a schizo. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



I think he might actually have brain worms or something.


Still working on his game.

Flirting (?) with Alynna the Fairy Fox.

 

[anliteralidiot]

One of the alpacas looks injured, like it was gored a few times by a goat.

It looks like they put wound spray on it, so that's nice. It's a purple spray (I think it's literally called The Purple Stuff), and you can see something on those spots.

 

[Shig O'nella]

One of the alpacas looks injured, like it was gored a few times by a goat

Nah, goats go for the body more than the neck/head unless it's a mating display, and they're fucking champion at getting both horns engaged.

Looks like it got hung up on a bit of wire, by the spacing. Of course, only a complete fucking idiot uses barbed wire for anything smaller and flightier than cattle or horses. I'm a bit surprised they noticed and cleaned up the punctures.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Could have also gotten into a fight with another alpaca, they do have sharp teeth for that purpose and I doubt the tranchers had them removed like you should.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm not a shepherd, but I'm pretty sure that sheep should not be looking like that.

 

[Godchu]

The Ash Coyote Tranch documentary is going to be shown at the Green Film Festival in San Francisco, and there will apparently be a virtual screening too.

Holy shit.

Still working on his game

That is the worst looking pentagram I've ever seen, and you just  know it took him way longer than it should've.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

The Ash Coyote Tranch documentary is going to be shown at the Green Film Festival in San Francisco, and there will apparently be a virtual screening too.
https://sfgreenfest2023.eventive.org/films/64f0d5d869a1a3006d0fca2b
https://watch.eventive.org/sfgreenfest2023/play/64f0de399f648900b8262486

$10. It'll be available from October 12th to the 22nd. Once you start watching, you have 24 hours to finish it. (If anyone's interested.)

@Null - There is an official Tranch documentary/retrospective coming out in Halloween month. Maybe worth a watch-along or something?