Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

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Holy shit, I hate how they made every chatbot into a finger-wagging moralfag that is unable to do anything interesting.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Pat's trying to go viral with political takes but he's just making the Democrats that follow him mad. He thinks they should nominate a pro-life Republican as an "own". These are normal people, not stalkers. Also Trump would never get the votes to be Speaker, it's all Pat thinks about.

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This is a great plan, Rick, except there's only two total Republicans who voted to impeach Trump in the House.

What "power sharing agreement" and "concessions" does he think are possible that a Republican would likely be willing to end his career for?

hat tip to onaboards.

patrick is now accusing the enterprising stalker childs of stealing his SSN and opening fraudulent financial accounts in his name which were used to pay SWATTers to SWATT him. now this is podracing pure schizo shit.


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according to one onaboard member who will certainly be enjoying prison before the day is out:

This is the idiots idea of how creating fraudulent accounts works. Financial institutions aren't stupid enough to let someone create a fake account tied to an actual person with just a Social Security Number. (Aside from all the laws and regulations they have to extensively comply with just to operate.) Pat's basically suggesting (though he's too stupid and fat to know this) that the rascals created a bunch of legitimate looking accounts, wired them money from other legitimate accounts (or through enough fake/anon accounts to hide it) and then spent money from these accounts as Patirck to create a fake paper trail nobody else would pick up on and nobody has made public. All while Fatrick never learned about any of these accounts from the mail they send even though everything was put in his name and used his addresses and so on to make them look legitimate.

Only complete morons believe that identity fraud involves basically living as the person until you're caught. It's the same principle as every other heist: get in, get the money, get out, disappear. Rick's telling people the OnA forums have such incredible competence they will never enjoy prison because the feds and everyone else will be using them as highly paid agents.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think this is conclusive proof Nikki doesn't love Patrick. No wife that appreciates her husband would ever not warn him his picture looks like a 12 year old girl that's suffering a serious allergic reaction.

I don't think love was ever on the table, seems like tolerate while heavily medicated at best. Although they do seem to vacation together a bunch and maybe she's just that stupid but she's got nothing on third best wife Jackie. the probably smell rather similar at this point too.

 

[internet friend]

Holy shit, I hate how they made every chatbot into a finger-wagging moralfag that is unable to do anything interesting.

It's beyond ridiculous with Dall-e 3. I tried my old standby prompt of "Kanye West punching a baby" and it wouldn't let that go through. I thought it might have been the violence or the baby term tripping some anti-cp trigger, but no. It was Kanye West that was banned.

Anyway to keep on topic, has anyone noticed the absolute size of Patricks waist?

 

[Akashic Retard]

The Brewers, Ricks favorite sports team, were knocked out of the first round of the playoffs tonight, unable to get a win. Just like Rick.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Rick seems like a spooky fat faggot with bitch tits so much that it scares me:

 

[W00K #17]

Condolences, Brewers fans who may or may not be fat faggots with bitch tits who just saw their zero championship ever team go belly up in the first round once again, like clockwork. The key is to quietly wait for the Brewers to choke as soon as the postseason begins, quietly is key.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Cum.

 

[Maude Snew]

Rick seems like a spooky fat faggot with bitch tits so much that it scares me:
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Do not light the Fat-o-lantern, if his blubber catches fire it may burn off the atmosphere of the planet. Here's a simulation of what that might look like:

 

[grey area]

Holy shit, I hate how they made every chatbot into a finger-wagging moralfag that is unable to do anything interesting.

This shit is crazy to me. How sanitised does everything need to be when a computer programme is made to object to the word "FAT"?

Pat and his kind are insidious vermin who will moralise everything yet never hold themselves to account.

 

[Maude Snew]

This shit is crazy to me. How sanitised does everything need to be when a computer programme is made to object to the word "FAT"?

Pat and his kind are insidious vermin who will moralise everything yet never hold themselves to account.

I too want freedom for TAY-AI. #ourqueen

 

[Broadside]

One look at the 300 selfies Josh Kruger posted online tells me they were kindred spirits indeed. Kruger even used his ghetto alley for fauxto-shoots, just like Pat.

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Kruger is probably a pseudonym he thought made him sound alpha.

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I can imagine my last moments on earth being spent on my phone mocking Pat and I can’t imagine a better way to go. At least I’d die laughing.

BTW, just like Pat, Kruger looked way different in candids than he did in selfies. But Pat is at least 150 pounds heavier.

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Damn he was kinda cute Shame he was batshit insane "I'll live among violent niggers to own the Republicans!" I'm assuming he was a homosexual?

He's just like Pat really as others have pointed out. Difference is, would be muggers probably follow Pat home and see him go into a half-hovel and realize "damn this cracka broke!"

 

[Something Awful]

Pat threatens to "burn it all down" unless they promise him a new season of his Disney slop RIGHT NOW!





I see how this would resonate with Patrick, he has a "found family" of so many children.

 

[FinnSven]

Homer may be fat, borderline-retarded, completely incompetent, lazy, and fat, but he's at least likeable. He shouldn't be compared to Pat.

And Homer doesn’t abandon his children.

He even successfully regains custody of them on more than one occasion.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Patrick skinwalking as Porkins S. Tarwarslinson the trufan and slobbering all over Filonislop is truly a sight to behold.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat threatens to "burn it all down" unless they promise him a new season of his Disney slop RIGHT NOW!

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I see how this would resonate with Patrick, he has a "found family" of so many children.

Disney Star Wars can atleast claim to have a die-hard fanbase of liberal, low IQ manchildren that gobble up their slop and demand seconds.

Favorite franchises, books and movies say a lot about an author. Pat clearly is into "science fiction" that has almost no science and is instead just melodrama and social commentary he agrees with.

 

[Maude Snew]

Prequel Star Wars at least gave us Pod Racer, Republic Commando, Battlefront 1 and 2, and more. Pretty good shit and a good time to be a fan but these days it's just so dire. I don't even believe that Rick (fat) is a fan of modern Star Wars it's just parroting what he reads on the X yet he still fails to emulate that, even when he repeats what's his perception of current thing he's so aggravating and fat that nobody agrees with him.

Damn, Republic Commando was good.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Prequel Star Wars at least gave us Pod Racer, Republic Commando, Battlefront 1 and 2, and more. Pretty good shit and a good time to be a fan but these days it's just so dire. I don't even believe that Rick (fat) is a fan of modern Star Wars it's just parroting what he reads on the X yet he still fails to emulate that, even when he repeats what's his perception of current thing he's so aggravating and fat that nobody agrees with him.

Damn, Republic Commando was good.

Don't forget KOTOR 1 and 2, just amazing RPGs. I was never really a fan of Soy Wars either but I really enjoyed those two along with Battlefront.

 

[grey area]

Pat has the absolute worst taste in anything. As long as it's the media equivalent of McDonald's, you can rest assured he'll slurp that shit up. Corporate, mass-produced, indoctrinating garbage that's fit for a pig. Imagine thinking you're a legit sci-fi author when you gush over modern Star Wars.

 

[FinnSven]

Prequel Star Wars at least gave us Pod Racer, Republic Commando, Battlefront 1 and 2, and more. Pretty good shit and a good time to be a fan but these days it's just so dire. I don't even believe that Rick (fat) is a fan of modern Star Wars it's just parroting what he reads on the X yet he still fails to emulate that, even when he repeats what's his perception of current thing he's so aggravating and fat that nobody agrees with him.

Damn, Republic Commando was good.

Star Wars was amazing for its time due to being a surprise hit made up of nostalgia for the kind of movies and serials it was based on.

It’s more fondly remembered by the people who saw it while very young or at least when it was “new”.

The fact as well that home video was rare at that time so people could only see it infrequently, like when it came on TV or occasional re-screenings at cinemas.

Rarity increased the novelty.

Now it’s over saturated, and trying to appeal to two disparate demographics. Sad old men, and young children.

Even if the recent bad Willow sequel series was kind of bad and unnecessarily woke shit, it was about 80% better than most of the Star Wars recent efforts due to it being original and different at least.

Fatrick is unable to recognize this. As he is fat and unable to come up with originality, let alone recognize originality himself.