Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Adamska]

Dark Side Titus Pullo's plot was left disappointingly hanging. They're going to have to recast him.

Spoiler: AHSOKA 8

-Ahsoka works with Ezra and Sabine to stop Thrawn from taking off.
-Sabine FINALLY unlocks her latent Force powers.
-Thanks to zombie troopers and a powered-up Morgan, the Imps hold them off, with Thrawn mocking Ahsoka as his ship blasts into hyper-FTL, but Ezra stowed on board the Chimaera as a disguised Stormtrooper and eventually makes it back home.
-Thrawn makes it to Dathomir where he and the Great Mothers bring all those caskets they've been packing to. Probably to do more Nightsister fuckery.
-Sabine and Ahsoka are stranded on Peridia with Baylan and Shin going off their own ways, Shin takes control of a bandit camp while Baylan comes across some statues that resemble the Mortis gods.

Also, Filoni is a weeb, confirmed. Thrawn calls Ahsoka a ronin before he leaves.

What a fucking worthless show. Very cool Dave, it can't even meet the bar of a made-for-tv movie, since this was not an ending for a show that was for the majority of the run a complete nothing burger in terms of shit happening. Hell, this is getting up there with the cook book of Blorba Fatt in terms of feckless waste of money.

The only person who remotely cares about this on any general level is Dave himself, and that's solely because he brought back one of his shitty OCs to play with and is trying to force his way into a dogshit sequel. Problem with that is that kind of requires people to care about where this is going, and due to the limp handling of the main cast and due to how nothing this show is that isn't fucking happening. Definitely seeing this being shitcanned and forgotten, since its numbers were worse than any other show barring Andor if I recall.

GG on your fanfic becoming "real Star Wars" Filoni; all you did was make it a lot harder for consoomers to justify skullfucking themselves to defend you and corporate product for free.

Reminder this was a religious experience for him.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

The show truly displays Filoni's weakness as a writer; it relies on you caring about Ahsoka, Ezra, Sabine, and Thrawn, rather than building up new characters; Shin and Baylan were fan-favorites; an episode centered around just them would've been great. And the way Thrawn wins was just inevitable; he could have (and did) just put the minimal amount of resistance to just delay the enemy and win. Imagine if he sent all those Stormtroopers who were present for his arrival against the Jedi. He could've had them all killed or captured; it doesn't matter how many men he'd lose, when his Nightsister allies can just bring them back, or he can ask for more when he gets home.

If Thrawn came back home with a prized Jedi Knight from the Clone Wars and two prized rebel commanders as his hostages, he'd probably be able to get the New Republic to agree to some concessions. Or at the very least, even if they don't agree, it'd damage their morale severely when he parades these three would-be Jedi in the streets of some Imperial stronghold as captives. Maybe he can even lure Luke Skywalker to a trap since the NR would obviously ask him to rescue Ahsoka, Ezra, and Sabine. Lure him into a trap too just to take him out of the picture, and voila, Thrawn would have no more Jedi bullshit to deal with when he takes apart the New Republic.

 

[Strangolapreti]

They couln't even make Thrawn feel like a threat, all he can do is make stupid tqctical decisions and then act as if it's all of the plan, instead of just kill karen sabine and nuke the planet.

I heard about people mocking star wars sidelining the characters that gives the title to the series, but tbh I didn't minded that much since i'm used to weeb shit like naruto (where every side character is far more interesting than the main heroes and final villains) and Inuyasha (since he's not really the main character), the real problem is that characters getting the spotlight are even worse.

So, which episode of aSHITka is to be considered the best (least bad) one?

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

They couln't even make Thrawn feel like a threat, all he can do is make stupid tqctical decisions and then act as if it's all of the plan, instead of just kill karen sabine and nuke the planet.

To be fair, he barely even tried, and he still won. Our heroes are that incompetent that Jake Thrawn kicks their asses.

I heard about people mocking star wars sidelining the characters that gives the title to the series, but tbh I didn't minded that much since i'm used to weeb shit like naruto (where every side character is far more interesting than the main heroes and final villains) and Inuyasha (since he's not really the main character), the real problem is that characters getting the spotlight are even worse.

A Baylan/Shin episode would've been a banger. Maybe even a Thrawn episode where he has to navigate the political BS in the Empire.

So, which episode of aSHITka is to be considered the best (least bad) one?

The fourth one where Ahsoka gets her ass whooped and Sabine gives the map to Dark Side Titus Pullo.

 

[Male Idiot]

This is just stupid writers trying and failing to write a smart character.

Tie Fighter is a 30 year old game, so I can spoiler it. Thrawn tricks a mutinying admiral into taking a super stealth experimental ship. Than he forces him to flee in it. It is the invisible escape ship.

Of course, the ship is experimental. It can't cloak and hyperdrive. So when Zaarin tries to escape he blows himself up.

Thrawn does his keiaku smirk.

Filoni's fools just think smart means -doing nonsense but it just works!-

Without any thought as to why it would work.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

This is just stupid writers trying and failing to write a smart character.

Tie Fighter is a 30 year old game, so I can spoiler it. Thrawn tricks a mutinying admiral into taking a super stealth experimental ship. Than he forces him to flee in it. It is the invisible escape ship.

Of course, the ship is experimental. It can't cloak and hyperdrive. So when Zaarin tries to escape he blows himself up.

Thrawn does his keiaku smirk.

Filoni's fools just think smart means -doing nonsense but it just works!-

Without any thought as to why it would work.

They learned well from the capeshit school of writing smart characters.

That is 90% of Batman plots, and they just use random McGuffins to explain it.

 

[Strangolapreti]

The fourth one where Ahsoka gets her ass whooped and Sabine gives the map to Dark Side Titus Pullo.

Allow me to recap each episode:
Episode 1: The republic being stupid, aSHITka being boring and robots try to nuke (after a warning and despite the person sending them being looking for the ball)
Episode 2: Sabin should've died here.
Episode 3: Why is sabin still alive?
Episode 4: Sabin being a terrible person and aSHITka cheating death again.
Episode 5: Worthless filler featuring a legacy character, space whales and a general bringing a child to a battlefield.
Episode 6: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, thrawn wasn't a incompetent moron like in this series.
Episode 7: The republic deserved what happened in"the force's woke" by jar jar abrams, ezra is a incel and thrawn is retarded (but it was all part of his plan).
Episode 8: Sabin says "Fuck midichlorian, the force is female, it's sabin time" and them sabined all over the two tie fighters sent by an even less intelligent thrawn than in the previous episode.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

The Filoniverse live-action canon utterly fucks with the canon

That is just tradition with Filoni.

If Ezra had any stones, he'd have stayed onboard Thrawn's Star Destroyer and waited for the opportunity to blow the man's brains out. He was already disguised as a Stormtrooper. Just patrol the place and pretend, then shoot Thrawn when he shows up, then carjack the shuttle to get away. It's not like the Nightsisters were able to pinpoint where he was when they were stranded on that desolate dirtball. Ezra could've ended it all there, and he chose to just run back home.

Better yet, he could have just blown the ship up from the inside. 'Member in TCW when Boba Fett takes out a Venator with just a pistol? Yeah, have Ezra do the same thing and then you've basically taken out Filoni's Nightking knock off, and the witches.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Why is there a fat, dementia addled Chiss grandad LARPing as Thrawn? Did Thrawn die and his dad came out of the Chiss retirement home?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Where did the crab people get the repulsars for their crab huts? There's no industry around which rules out them building them so is there some technologically advanced race somewhere in this new galaxy? I'm going with no on that because that could lead to some interesting stories and that would draw attention away from Ahsoka and Sabine fucking their dog/horse/skeever hybrids.

 

[The handsome tard]

I'd think at a certain point, he'd just learn to embrace it. It was, after all, his father's name. Then you'd have the Nohgri kicking the shit out of the Reborn when they invade the Jedi Enclave during the events of Jedi Outcast.

I cant see Leia being a fan of that, especially if they call HER Lord Vader too. Luke would probably indeed just learn to accept it but Leia probably get legit upset.
Luke did forgive Vader, Leia surely didnt (not in Canon at least and in legends it took a long time and her learning more about Anakin's life story for her to see he wasnt always a monster).

I can imagine poor Han just watching this and being "Wonderful. Family drama..."

If Ezra had any stones, he'd have stayed onboard Thrawn's Star Destroyer and waited for the opportunity to blow the man's brains out. He was already disguised as a Stormtrooper. Just patrol the place and pretend, then shoot Thrawn when he shows up, then carjack the shuttle to get away.

Or, you know, stab him in the chest while he is sitting on his throne.

If you will bother bringing Thrawn back, at least try to make his death a nod to his Legends one.

I think Gundam is one of the few series that remains free from this curse, and it's because the authors still have some leeway and freedom in writing their stories. That, and the official UC canon has been finished years ago.

Didnt the new Gundam anime devolve into lesbo drama?

Halo, Starcraft, Mass Effect, a lot of the greats have decayed, not just Star Wars. Mostly thanks to suits telling them to keep pumping out content, even when the writers don't have it in them anymore to make the classic-level stories that they used to make.

its not even pumping out more content, its simply pumping out garbage. But there is indeed a beauty in closing the book and that be that.

 

[Polyraptor]

We had them for a bit in this episode, but the Death Troopers from Rogue One have a backstory that allude to the idea that the Legends Death Troopers were canon, and Palpatine named the RO Death Troopers as a nod to the real Death Troopers, which was kind of a macabre joke. Then you have two RO Death Troopers become zombies in this episode, which brought the whole thing to a full circle.


Rakghouls were a Legends innovation. First cropped up in 2003's KOTOR, if I remember correctly.

Haven't paid much attention to any Disney shit since the end of Filoni's Clone wars.

I was specifically talking about SWTOR's incarnation of Rakghouls and the retarded "Rakghoul containment" event that hasn't been updated or iterated on in over a decade. Which is not considered "legends" by Disney.

They had a story arc apparently in vanilla SWTOR but that was quickly buried and forgotten about for no reason by Nu-bioware. There were several flashpoints and that was it.

 

[Polyraptor]

I canceled my Disney + subscription after Andor got retarded so all my knowledge about this show comes from the Star Wars commentators that occasionally pop up in my feed.

My understanding is Thrawn went from a leader of a secret empire in the unknown regions who nearly single-handedly toppled the New Republic to some retard marooned on a backwater planet for 10 years, fighting a *losing* gorilla war against rock-throwing crabs and one Jedi with no lightsaber. Please let me know if I have my facts wrong.

Filoni is such a retard that he struggles with the idea of object permanence. When Ezra, Thrawn, and the wales disappeared into hyperspace, the only explanation that made sense to him is them staying exactly as there were until they’re rediscovered by characters that are followed by the camera. The Thrawn of legends was a leader. In ten years, he would’ve built an empire that rivaled the new republic, no matter where he were teleported to.

Why does this furfaggot never kill off members of the phoenix crew or bad batch? Gregor was done dirty and Omega being removed from the show would increase its quality significantly. Jan Ors is a better female protagonist who didn't need to use a fucking bow and arrow and used blasters because she isn't a NIGGER.

 

[jspit2.0]

@Adamska Holy shit. Fucking zombies? They really went with zombies?

Welp, Deathtroopers is now being raided. This fucking parasite. Is there anything he won't rip off?

Also, am I hearing right? Sabine is now good at the Force too? Fuck!!!!! How many things even is she now? Pilot, Bounty Hunter, Mando, engineer, demolition expert, imperial officer, lightsaber duelist and now she's a fucking full on talented Jedi?

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/ahsoka-season-2-is-reportedly-in-early-development/ar-AA1hGQ3g?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=fd53387de08641339fb1f75da0824dc9&ei=29

ANOTHER SEASON IS ON ITS WAY!

 

[Michael Wade]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/ahsoka-season-2-is-reportedly-in-early-development/ar-AA1hGQ3g?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=fd53387de08641339fb1f75da0824dc9&ei=29

ANOTHER SEASON IS ON ITS WAY!

Good. Waste more money and drive the stake further into this franchise's cold undead heart.



@Handsome tard

New Gundam had some lesbo drama but it was hilarious. Basically... the lesbianism is paper thin. You can see it if you squint but the red head has more chemistry with a male character then she does with her co lead.

They had rings in the last episode but based bandai did the unthinkable and all but said they are not gay. Pissing off the gays and troons. It was glorious.


Actual story was pretty good too. Its a slow build up with lot of high school fluff but when it gets real it goes hard.


It also has one of the best char clones in years.

 

[jspit2.0]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/ahsoka-season-2-is-reportedly-in-early-development/ar-AA1hGQ3g?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=fd53387de08641339fb1f75da0824dc9&ei=29

ANOTHER SEASON IS ON ITS WAY!

I fucking called it. Well, hopefully after this FUCKING FANFIC, no one defends George, he created Dave, the bastard.

I'm now watching it. I had given up on even paying attention because It'd gone from laughably bad (Boba Fat; Mando Season 2) to just boring bad (Kenobi; Mando Season 3).

Ooo, more literalistic witch shit. Does everyone appreciate this unimaginative nonsense? "Come sister....da Dark!!!" And they make a fucking sword? Is it a magic sword? How? Is it a projection of the force? This has so many implications?

What a glorious return to form!

Look at that title card! The Jedi>>> I get that reference to the Lion the witch and the wardrobe! The eye of fuck off Dave Filoni. Fucking hell. Stop referencing real art you bastard!!!

OOO, look at Admiral SmurfnurGutdo. "Their ship is destroyed! Welp, ground assault time." Wait wait wait. If they...don't have a ship, can't you just bombard their position in your shitty gold Ghetto Destroyer?

What the....why dispatch the soldiers if your going to bombard them after sending them? That's....dumb.

You know, I get the feeling we'll get a flashback with Thrawn and Vader or Anakin. Given how big Hayden coming back for the however many time was. And.....

They survive. They survive the bombardment, one wolfratthing mounts....somehow. Fucking turbolasers. this is soooo much better than the horses in Rise of Skywalker. Dave is truly a visionary.

Okay, so now we have...night troopers....

I'm now half way through and just....I want to point out all Thrawn had to do was pull out of the fucking temple in his massive fucking Star Destroyer. That apparently can't hit wolfratthings, but hit fucking star fighters. yep.

This is literally the dumbest shit I've watched in years. It might be worse than Book of Fat. I never even finished that shit, but I got some good fucking laughs. But I will make it through this.

SPACE WHALES!!!!!!!!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Wait until they introduce Mara Jade as Sabine's new girlfriend.

They'll do it, too. They fucking HATE all of us.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

What strikes me the most is that there was an easy fix for this whole thing; sure, have Ahsoka and Grand Admiral Dad Bod still have their thing, but make the episode 1 hour and 40 minutes long, thereby giving us an hour to wrap up the Baylan subplot, giving it a satisfying conclusion that can easily justify a Season 2.

Spoiler: AHSOKA HISHE

Shin goes back to Baylan and reports that the Empire abandoned her, so he takes her back in to help with his plan. They go to the Mortis statues and find a portal to the World Between Worlds. Little did they know that Sabine and Ahsoka were hot on their trails.

Ahsoka and Sabine follow Baylan and Shin, and we see Baylan and Shin looking for a specific portal.......one depicting Anakin when he was deciding between Windu and Palpatine. Baylan goes in, weapon drawn, fully intending on killing Anakin, but Ahsoka stops him, and Sabine, now empowered with the Force, engages Shin for the last time. They duel, but with Sabine empowered with the Force, she easily defeats Shin, and moves on to help Ahsoka with Baylan. She distracts Baylan enough for Ahsoka to deal a killing blow, saving her master's life. When Baylan asks Ahsoka why she stopped him from saving the galaxy, Ahsoka replies that a true Jedi does not seek to change the past, but accepts it with serenity, moves on, and does what he can to make the galaxy a better place.

Baylan dies, and Ahsoka/Sabine drag Shin out of the portal with them. Offering her the Light once again, Shin reluctantly agrees, having lost the only master she had, and having been abandoned by the Empire. They go back to their ship with Huyang and the turtle-people, where Anakin's ghost is waiting. Anakin thanks Snips for saving his bacon one more time, and as a reward, he lets out a call in the Force......which summons some Purgill space whales. Anakin tells them that there's their ride home. Ahsoka smiles at Anakin's spirit, saying that she can always count on her master to support her. Anakin responds by telling Snips to hurry up, since the people back home will need her help.

Ahsoka, Sabine, and Shin load up the turtle-people onto the Jedi shuttle with Huyang, and they ride one of the whales and take off, arriving in Seatos, where there is already a New Republic presence investigating the planet. Ahsoka makes her way to Lothal to warn Hera of Thrawn's return, but Ezra is already there, and Lothal is militarizing under his and Governor Ryder Azadi's command; news had come to them that Thrawn had already invaded Ryloth, and Hera is distraught over her family home now being a crater of glass. Reports of undead Stormtroopers have been circulating among the frightened NR soldiers. Ahsoka and Sabine realize that their work is not yet done, and they prepare for the coming battles ahead.

Meanwhile, Grand Admiral Thrawn makes his grand return, appearing before the Shadow Council, which is now meeting in the burning ruins of Ryloth. We see wreckage made up of New Republic ships that were destroyed in orbit, and we see Ryloth's streets overrun with Stormtrooper and Twi'lek zombies. Thrawn stands right in front of where Hera's home once stood, escorted by a detachment of Praetorian Guards and Death Troopers, proclaiming that today, the Empire had made its first strike. Thrawn says that the New Republic is helpless against them, its corruption and weakness will soon be no more, and the Empire is on its way to reclaiming its rightful place in the galaxy. The Council chants "LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!" as they cheer Thrawn in his first major victory.

See? It's not that hard to make a satisfying conclusion to this story.

@jspit2.0
I disagree. Lucas isn't to blame for Filoni. In fact, if people didn't pick on Lucas, he'd still have kept Lucasfilm, and we'd still be getting EU works to this day instead of having the canon wiped by suits who just pander to demographics, from OT purists, to SJWs, to Filonifans and the like.

Filoni was far from the only person making SW content under Lucas. Drew Karpyshyn, James Luceno, and many others were still making their own works under him. Filoni's near-monopoly on Star Wars was thanks to Disney screwing up the Sequels and the fans of TCW responding to that with their desires to make Filoni the new head.

 

[jspit2.0]

Part 2, welp, stormtroopers as fucking fodder against Dave's OC's that don't cheapen Luke Skywalker at all. Speaking of, does beskar not just destroy any tension or wreck the universe. At this point it's unobtanium Star Wars addition...

Is this why they're night troopers. they were alive and then the sister's...bring them back? That's not deserving a name, there just normal red shirts. Oh, gotta love Dave's OC's saying this is new. It's not, you fucking hacks, Dave did it in Clone Wars, it was shitty then. It's not even scary. We just watched the Mary Sue gang mow them down without trouble.

Oh look, they have green eyes....spooky.

Cue the male good guy being 'saved' by the girl. Very progressive Dave. And the Star Destroyer is still fucking there!

Lift....offf!!!!!!

At this rate they may get on board the ship....take off. you need to buy us time Witch OC. OR you could literally take off? Nah.

Oh and here we go. "Go on, fate of the galaxy, only a Mary Sue can defeat another Mary Sue". Only for Cringeolorian to say some bullshit. How about you do what she says because the galaxy is at stake and a real genius would have taken off and left you there, dooming you?

Ooo, a Lighsaber fight...again. Remember when these mattered? When every fucking lightsaber battle resulted in death or horrific injury? I'm struggling to think of ONE....FUCKING battle pre Dave where someone didn't die or get maimed? Maybe Yoda versus Palpatine? I don't know, apparently Dave's an expert.

Oh hey, there are troopers with armor. Why didn't you send them in sooner with the others? I want to point out there has been zero plot. two thirds of the way through and I don't know anything. Why are they fighting, what Thrawn wants. Hell, it's just one long chain of fight sequences, poorly choreographed, and strung together.

So wait, the black troopers are zombies? What? But the others were alive, so you had to do the magic resurrection? This is so dumb.

And FINALLY he takes off, dragging it out as long as possible. But somehow Space Aladin is able to force jump. If only he'd taken off at ANY POINT BEFORE THIS!

Why are the stormtroopers just watching evil Mary Sue fight good Mary Sue? And Cringeolorian stays behind and, poorly choreographed, fights with good Mary Sue?

Welp, that's over, don't care....kindof like Admiral SmurfnurGutdo. Oh look, there stupid broken ship is working even though they fucking bombarded the ship and the fortress before, member? That's convenient...

Oh wow, Smurf is now monologuing to good Mary Sue. And...he does know Anakin. God Damn it all. How the fucking fuck does Thrawn....are they going to have him know Vader was Anakin? Or worse, Anakin? I know Zahn did it in his books, but that was....ugh.

And there you go....ROnin. Fuck you, Dave, that's....you unimaginative piece of shit!!!!

And Smurf leaves....apparently forgetting that Space Whales are a thing I guess?

Okay, two characters appear at the end after doing nothing, I'm guessing they were important?

And now they're going to Dathomir with boxes.....and playing the Rebels Thrawn theme. Which was good....for a cartoon. It doesn't have the complexity for a live action Star Wars piece and fuck you Dave, you aren't John Williams.

Welp...fuck it. That may be the worst Star Wars I've ever seen. It's up there with Rise of Skywalker and I'm....actually convinced it's worse than Last Jedi.

Wait until they introduce Mara Jade as Sabine's new girlfriend.

They'll do it, too. They fucking HATE all of us.

As someone who watched Rebels...but hasn't watched Asohka outside of this last episode and clips of Thrawn and Anakin because I could not be fucking asked until I heard Stormtrooper zombies....

I always felt Dave wanted to hint at a relationship between Sabine and Space Aladin.