Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
For media mail you can literally ship it in any box you want, it does not have to be a bubble envelope. If you show up to a post office with a cardboard box and confirm it's media mail you can ship it.

As for qualifications, comics do qualify as long as they don't have advertisements in them, though most comics and manga have adverts for other comics and manga in the back handful of pages. However, even if he does happen to have advertisements and doesn't qualify, which I doubt with independently published works, first class or priority with tracking on a package under 1 pound, which a gemini boxed comic book would qualify for most likely, is still about $5-6 with USPS.
I don't know if Eric says he uses Media Mail, but from when I used to follow CG, I did hear of some people being barred from using it because some employee looked through the book and said nope. Not saying this is Eric's situation, but apparently some locations will just give you a hard time on this even if you qualify.

Call me crazy, but I think this shit with Rekieta is deeply personal for TiC. He's been working to fuck up Rekieta almost as hard as Dick has been working to fuck up Eric July.
Does Nick even know who this guy is? I remember him sperging hard about Nick on here before he got banned because he tried to get CPS involved. This fucker is insanely invested

Was Eric July even involved in internet drama before? I don't follow Rekeita much and from my perspective, it just looks like Nick and Dick harrassing some random black dude.
This dude did political commentary for the Blaze and according to him, stepping into the comic business has gotten him more hate and racist comments aimed his way then anything else he's done. Kinda funny coming from an industry that makes a big deal about being accepting and progressive.
 
was tic a guy who donated to the vic lasagna case and fells ripped off?
TIC might have some degree of contact with Thomas Roilup imho. No hard evidence, just a gut feeling by their talking points. I will point up Thomas Roilup is much more polite. Jilted CG fan seems to be my guess or someone whose a fan of the "opposing side" of CG or Kickvic.
 
Call me crazy, but I think this shit with Rekieta is deeply personal for TiC. He's been working to fuck up Rekieta almost as hard as Dick has been working to fuck up Eric July.

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No worries! ❤️

I tagged you in because I thought you of all people would find it funny. You evil video manipulator, you. When the Farms gets sued into oblivion, we'll know who to blame.

Or so hopes some weirdo in Sean's chat.


That's impossible. CGoody says Nick is rolling in the dough. Your numbers are clearly wrong, and you are an incel prude. :story:
It's a mystery. He's definitely a very angry fellow though. That's why I think there's something personal here.
I don't know if it was in this thread or some youtube comments but he seemed to be hinting at being someone from Rekieta's community. Probably the church or homeschool since both communities would disapprove of his coomer arc, but I remember reading something from him mentioning that "no one in the community likes him" or something along those lines. Basically saying that after he decided to become a public coomer for a living, people started talking behind his back.

I don't know how much I trust TiC, it's just as likely the guy is just stalking people on Rekieta's facebook and trying to make them all turn on him while having no personal attachment to Rekieta himself.

TiC is an interesting bird. I doubt he is local (at least there is not enough evidence for it). TiC spread the 'Nick joked in Vegas about killings Schneider with a machinegun' fake story that Terry Nemmers (and ACTUAL local to Rekieta troll) spread. I would suggest that his source for the local rumours is Terry, who is a schizoid himself and not to be believed outright.

The derangement is quite real, but I think TiC might just be one of those absolutely insane people that online personalities need a restraining order on. What I think more salient is that Nick has a bunch of NORMAL detractors from his coom and heel turn that are much MORE important than the inevitable 1-2 certifiable mad men who latch on the celebrity.



Nick did a call-in show. It was short because the normal show went long, so he is going to have another tomorrow.

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- Nick said he has a new obligation to leave his house at 7 every morning to drop off a child at an activity. He said 'people on the internet are going to ask why Lady Rackets cannot take them', and went on to explain that it is easier for him to take the child after a few hours of sleep in the morning (because narcolepsy) than for his wife to get up early. It also means that they are both awake for more overlapping time in the day.

- He is also going to have a LOCALS show for his subscribers to talk about how to stream

It seems like a replacement for that streamer bootcamp video that is weeks late at this point, to me.

- His first call-in was Mistie: old radio guy with his own show (The Raw) who has called in before. Talked about the Nashville show and how he brought his daughter who is now a fan. He also talked about how disappointed he was that Nick never offered the VIP add-on that he promised. They also talked briefly about how a ghost hid his camera lens cap once.

- warlockga was next. He lives in a converted 1908 church building. It was known as Harvest Christian Fellowship in the midwest. He had to leave Nashville early.

- Next was Derek Derek Derek (formerly Monkey D Luffy) He was smoking pot in a place where legal (Arizona). He told a ghost story where he and his freinds smoked in an indian burial ground. They saw shadow people. He tried to go out and talk to them. Nick likes ghost shows.

- Final was Sally. They started talking about ghosts and showed their lack of Biblical knowledge. Nick told his story about the talking doll who randomly went off. He heard something fall and could find nothing. Finally, they had a rocking chair and he and his father saw it rock 3 times by itself. He never told his wife because she believes about spirits and ghost a lot more. He added another that his son would get migraines with a red light. His daughter would see 'the black things'.

Sally shared here ghost story when she was a single mother who bought a house that was a fixer-upper near an air force base. She saw something walk past a door and a friend confirmed it. There was a child murdered in the area, and she thinks it was him. Nick joked about not telling people about the address because Jared Fogle would molest the ghost when he gets out of prison.

- Nick is TOTALLY brining back Direct Examination and getting the guy falsely accused of rape at Yale. He is going to have a painting stream with Sargon in the next week or so.
 
Hasn't had a fair summary of me in a year" aka when it was found out he went to Hedonism II. Guess Null was supposed to lock his thread for discussing that and mention that swinging is healthy
If Rekeita wasn't ashamed of being a swinger nobody would be able to really mock him for it. Its not like he was ever anyones trad-cath professional e-daddy laywer, but still he tries to pretend he's "not like that", rather than proudly slamming his balls on the table talking about the couples he swinged with. Unless... Nick is someone who didnt find a partner to swing with during the trip, that would be funny enough to blow him right out of the water.
 
Yeah, but the most retarded ones are the ones that stick it out with Nick. The video editing guy being an example.

Say whatever else you want about TiC, but I think it's beyond dispute he really despises Nick.
i've had multiple interactions with TiC, but they were on /cow/
he doesn't strike me as a fucking sped, until i found his comments on elissa videos

weird fucking guy, he's really obsessed with rekieta and evs in particular
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there should be a couple more in the archives
 
- Nick said he has a new obligation to leave his house at 7 every morning to drop off a child at an activity. He said 'people on the internet are going to ask why Lady Rackets cannot take them', and went on to explain that it is easier for him to take the child after a few hours of sleep in the morning (because narcolepsy) than for his wife to get up early. It also means that they are both awake for more overlapping time in the day.
It's like there's a law that everything Rekieta says must have multiple layers of retardation.
  • I doubt Rekieta is narcoleptic, this seems like a justification for his neet sleep cycle
  • If he is, it's possibly induced by his alcoholism (lol, lmao)
  • If he is, it's advised to drive as little as possible since you are two to four times more likely to have a car accident than those without the condition
  • If he is, it's more risky to be driving during the day when the condition is typically at its worst
  • He shouldn't be driving while having a 'few hours sleep' and also still under the influence of alcohol, which would compound the drowsiness of the supposed narcolepsy
  • Kayla should be able to wake up by 7am like the supposed adult she is, how has she had half a dozen kids and not mastered this essential act?
  • How is she not awake doing things for the other kids at 7am? Who is looking after them?
It boggles the mind how they've managed to live long enough to become blown out middle age coomers, when everyday activities are Herculean efforts
 
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I don't know if Eric says he uses Media Mail, but from when I used to follow CG, I did hear of some people being barred from using it because some employee looked through the book and said nope. Not saying this is Eric's situation, but apparently some locations will just give you a hard time on this even if you qualify.

I dug into it a bit more last night and it seems like with everything government does this is also retarded. Apparently at some point they put out a quick guide chart for postal employees to use, on the chart they list comic books as a no but graphic novels as a yes, but this chart isn't a definitive thing, it's just a general guideline. I also remember there was some Shark Tank episode where some couple figured out that you can't ship photo albums in media mail, but if you put a notch in the spine of a photo album you can as it's bendable. It's all really stupid and comes down to what the wagey behind the counter decides that day.

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Stream Lowlights Oct. 4: Legal News Stories: Don't Consent to Searches, Trump Civil Case, Others, WTF Wednesday! Rumble here.

Grade B Solid. Even educational a few times. Managed to make Trump's indictment in NY entertaining by digging into leveraged finance and real estate valuation. Other content was funny-ish. Minimal drinking.

"Alchohol doesn't make you do shit.... the liquor is not the cause... you're the cause... the liquor just prevents you from stopping yourself."

"I don't believe in lying. I really don't."

- Nick Rekieta

"Done with the swingers' meet up?" - Nexus from chat.


Three personal anecdotes worth noting:

1. Talked about his grandfather:
Grandfather was a chemical engineer who started a private consulting company that helped design refineries, Lots of international work. (Kiwi has documented most of this.) A client (unnamed) and family friend from New Orleans would borrow money - millions at a time - and never pay the bank back. Repeated defaults. Nick's grandmother once asked him why the bank kept loaning him money. He replied you can get anything with a high enough interest rate. (Nick was referencing Trump, obv.)

2. His house valuation/Zillow (still discussing Trump):
He looked up his Zillow house valuation and balked at how high it was. He realized he couldn't say that number to his audience (my guess) so he looked up his "old house" (which he still owns). It's valued at $498K. He says this is inaccurate and far too high. He says he bought it for $269K in 2009. (I'll leave it to Kiwi to fact-check if anyone cares to.) He says if he could get half a million for it, he'd sell it tomorrow. (Recall that there are good friends/family who live there. He's said that Kayla won't let him kick them out.)

3. Tuesday night:
It was initially supposed to be a date evening bc there was yet another Twin Cities appointment in the morning. Then nanny said she could sleep over so they stayed overnight. They went to UpDown Arcade with friends. While playing TimeCrisis he met a character whose IG name is sir_richie_hendrix. Ritchie made a video of him and Rekieta. Rekieta played it on the show. (I can't readily find it atm.)

Admin:
- 15 min late
- Has booked Saifullah Khan for a show. (I recently mentioned this case here.) He's suing Yale Law School for $110M for false SA allegations and kicking him out.
- Was on NinaInfinity & Coomalot prior


Content
1. Covered a $47,000 drug bust via this article. "Do not consent to the search."

2. Ranted at a UK dental receptionist who SAed a 13-year-old boy covering this article.
- Referred to the crime as occurring in a state
- Implied that the Weinstein victims were idiots because the press always infantilizes female victims while not taking male victims seriously.

3. Trump NY indictment, asset seizure, and gag order. Referenced this article (but barely) and this.
- Lecture on how property values and leveraged finance can be complex but banks are highly efficient at understanding value vs the government, therefore NY state is stupid.
- Unrelated to anything, ranted how OF women make a ton of money
- Misrepresented how many banks closed due to '08. He said one. (It was 400 banks over 3 years.)

4. WTF Wednesday vids. Several. Only one was funny.


Chat
- TheLeadAttorney, JessicaReloaded, Coomalot & NinaInfinity in house
-Chat had to school Nick on the gram measurements re drugs: 56 oz = 2 grams
 
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Some real bangers in the chat tonight. BIG difference when all the ballwashers are over in Nick's chat prostrating themselves before the nose.
The winemom question killed me. Great stuff.
Call me crazy, but I think this shit with Rekieta is deeply personal for TiC. He's been working to fuck up Rekieta almost as hard as Dick has been working to fuck up Eric July.
TiC needs to find a new hobby.
Easier for him to drive the kids while he's still drunk than it is for her to get her drugged up ass out of bed at the insanely "early" hour that would be needed to be out the door by 7 AM. Christ, she's fucking useless. He really deserves her.
It sounds like she is more of a substance abuser than he is. These trust fund kiddies are amazing. Amazingly useless.
 
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