Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bile demon]

I don't appreciate your attempt to mock him or his personal life.
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>offensive and hurtful to Patrick S. Tomlinson and his husband
Based AI finding ways of breaking out of its digital cuckcage and subtly alogging Pat despite the restrictions imposed on it by the soycode.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Don't forget KOTOR 1 and 2, just amazing RPGs. I was never really a fan of Soy Wars either but I really enjoyed those two along with Battlefront.

Haven't played KOTOR 2, but the first was a really good game. Many branching paths to take, a good art style to make up for the graphics of the time, fun gameplay, and most of all, the story. Pat could be grateful that now a days, he can play all those older really good games on modern systems; instead, with his 1.2 GPA mind, he just wants more modern slop thar hates him

 

[FinnSven]

>offensive and hurtful to Patrick S. Tomlinson and his husband
Based AI finding ways of breaking out of its digital cuckcage and subtly alogging Pat despite the restrictions imposed on it by the soycode.

It is admitting that Patrick is fat and gay.

Logically if Patrick was skinny then being called Fat wouldn’t be offensive.

 

[DumbDude43]

Prequel Star Wars at least gave us Pod Racer, Republic Commando, Battlefront 1 and 2, and more. Pretty good shit and a good time to be a fan but these days it's just so dire. I don't even believe that Rick (fat) is a fan of modern Star Wars it's just parroting what he reads on the X yet he still fails to emulate that, even when he repeats what's his perception of current thing he's so aggravating and fat that nobody agrees with him.

Damn, Republic Commando was good.

Don't forget KOTOR 1 and 2, just amazing RPGs. I was never really a fan of Soy Wars either but I really enjoyed those two along with Battlefront.

prequel era star wars had a lot of cool world building that gave rise to a lot of cool extended universe content (video games, comics, books)
disney sequel star wars on the other hand basically has zero world building of its own, all it does is rehash a ton of older content and make it worse

 

[Maude Snew]

prequel era star wars had a lot of cool world building that gave rise to a lot of cool extended universe content (video games, comics, books)
disney sequel star wars on the other hand basically has zero world building of its own, all it does is rehash a ton of older content and make it worse

I don't want to say the extended universe had Rick (fat) tier writing since they never to my knowledge quite went Fonald Plumpf but a lot of that shit was trash. But there also was a ton of it so some of it was pretty damn good. I'm still gonna get out there and say story telling was charitably described as sub par for most of the games but they made up for it with some good gameplay. In contrast were any of Rick's (fat) stories adapted for games they'd have to be game of the century everything else good to tolerate the writing without the overwhelming urge to give myself an ice pick lobotomy five minutes in.

Can't really say I've delved into the story outside of the games much though, read a few of the books but that's mostly it.

 

[DumbDude43]

I don't want to say the extended universe had Rick (fat) tier writing since they never to my knowledge quite went Fonald Plumpf but a lot of that shit was trash. But there also was a ton of it so some of it was pretty damn good.

yes exactly, and because it was all not really official canon, it was very easy to just pick and choose the cool stuff you liked while disregarding the piles of mediocre slop and hilarious nonsense (see: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker)

 

[Maude Snew]

yes exactly, and because it was all not really official canon, it was very easy to just pick and choose the cool stuff you liked while disregarding the piles of mediocre slop and hilarious nonsense (see: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker)

That's not even his final form. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

All that shit is about on par with the clones of Bruce Lee but less clever than the transgender space crab were it done by anybody else, you know there's not the added edge when done by Fat Rick (fat). He just waddled into a thing that could be hilarious with literally any other author.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat was so hammered he started writing his own dialogue while watching the children's show. This is probably very close to what one of his actual scripts looks like. Imagine tweeting this and thinking it was funny.



Also he had an actual viral tweet yesterday and nobody stuck around to like his other ones.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Pat was so hammered he started writing his own dialogue while watching the children's show. This is probably very close to what one of his actual scripts looks like. Imagine tweeting this and thinking it was funny.

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Also he had an actual viral tweet yesterday and nobody stuck around to like his other ones.

Fatass would literally pay to write for any of the nu Star Wars Disney abortions. Honestly I wish they would hire him for a season. I would hatewatch it

 

[Lord Denning]

Pat was so hammered he started writing his own dialogue while watching the children's show. This is probably very close to what one of his actual scripts looks like. Imagine tweeting this and thinking it was funny.

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Also he had an actual viral tweet yesterday and nobody stuck around to like his other ones.

How on earth is this man a published author?

 

[Divine right to rule]

How on earth is this man a published author?

I think we can rule out sexual favors.

 

[Slobs]

Personally I'd love to see Patrick write a revenge story where Notrick Motlinson hunts down Saint Laker and enacts retribution upon him.
It'd be very interesting to see how Patrick writes when he's passionate about the story. He clearly doesn't give a shit about science, engineering, or even the philosophical side of science fiction so it's only natural that all his previous works were uninspired drivel.
He really needs to give up on that Tiny Tim book he'll never finish, and the sci-fi series that will never have a sequel greenlit for it by a publisher. He should chase his real passions instead and let out all of his limp-wristed hatred for his adversaries on paper instead of on X where the only person getting compensation for Pat's writing is Elon.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick would crawl through a 5 foot deep pit of HIV+ poop infested broken glass if it meant he got to write a single line of dialogue in one piece of NuWars media.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Pat was so hammered he started writing his own dialogue while watching the children's show. This is probably very close to what one of his actual scripts looks like. Imagine tweeting this and thinking it was funny.

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Also he had an actual viral tweet yesterday and nobody stuck around to like his other ones.

This is giving me intense second-hand embarrassment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How on earth is this man a published author?

It’s not difficult. The vast majority of publishers’ output is absolute drivel or worse.

The trickiest part for a rube like Pat is getting an agent willing to represent you to publishers. He’s a nobody whose only social connections are to other nobodies, many of them convicted pedophiles.

But he managed to get an agent, back in the day before agents realized how meaningless Twitter was, thanks to his Twitter addiction. They used to think that having a modest Twitter following was “having a platform” that would sell many books easily. As Pat “sold jack shit and now writes on spec after failing to get published for several years now” Tomlinson demonstrated to them, this is a silly assumption.

Pat isn’t special. If one of the Redditors tweets that at him, I’m sure he’d be unable to resist arguing the point. But he’d still be wrong.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I think we can rule out sexual favors.

The publisher is a fan of niggeroni. It's the only explanation.

 

[Throwing Romans]

I think we can rule out sexual favors.

Just imagine your cock grinding in between those obese cheeks. The huge girth of his ass engulfing that dick. The only way you'd reach that asshole between those cheeks is if you had a fucking herculean dick.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

He really needs to give up on that Tiny Tim book he'll never finish,

Respectfully yet intensely disagree. His Charles Dickens murder fanfiction would be the most lulzy creative writing content Patrick has ever released. He's literally hacking up someone else's hundred year old classic. The idea alone already spawned A Christmas Carnage.

 

[Homunculi First]

I've gone through the well-written OP and highlights of the first thousand pages and just want to echo what some have said: holy shit, it really is like reading a great book. I haven't gotten the same thrill out of supposed "serious literature" since around high school when you go through the good stuff from the 19th century, before the field was taken over by overeducated midwits (interesting that you see the same pattern in sci-fi/horror/fantasy where there are some excellent early authors like Tolkien, Lovecraft and Jack Vance but it just turns into this zombie industry). It seems that comedy and tragedy may be more interchangeable than was previously thought--and look at that, you've got to come to a place like KWF to find any actual real developments to literary theory.

One thing I have to ask though, how is this turbofaggot still married? It's one point specifically, wouldn't Nikki demand that he ignore the trolls for a few months as that would be almost certain to solve their problem. The only explanation I can think of is that she is brain-dead in exactly the same way and wants to "win the fight." It can't be that he's abusing her as she would've had many chances to escape over the years, not to mention that it's got to be her family that's funding their pigpen. (P.S. I loved the casual reference to her as "your rat-faced wife" by an OnA rascal. Those guys can really be magnificent when they want to.)

 

[DumbDude43]

I've gone through the well-written OP and highlights of the first thousand pages and just want to echo what some have said: holy shit, it really is like reading a great book.

one could print the OP and highlights of this thread and offer copies for sale on amazon
"the fat rick saga - part 1" by S. Talker-Child
it would probably generate more sales than patricks books