Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

No IRL. He said that they talked. I am unsure if Carl gets back next week or is already back.

Regardless, I think his scheduling is... optimistic...

Carl got back to the UK already. He was on his own daily podcast yesterday.

 

[Kopasea]

He looked up his Zillow house valuation and balked at how high it was. He realized he couldn't say that number to his audience (my guess) so he looked up his "old house" (which he still owns). It's valued at $498K. He says this is inaccurate and far too high. He says he bought it for $269K in 2009. (I'll leave it to Kiwi to fact-check if anyone cares to.) He says if he could get half a million for it, he'd sell it tomorrow. (Recall that there are good friends/family who live there. He's said that Kayla won't let him kick them out.)

Zillow consistently over estimates on their "Zestimate", but my guess is that it's not as far off from $498k than he thinks. I usually take about 10% off the Zestimate for my estimates on what I consider fair market value.

 

[Neetorino]

2. CoomALot thinks we like him now

Well, I'll say I do like him more than I like Nick, but that's mostly because I don't feel like he's been as much of a lying faggot the entire time I've been aware of him. But that's not saying much, I still can't stand either of them.
Plus the car wrecks probably sucked and caused damage to whatever brain he has left, so I feel for the 'lil spaz.

 

[Strix454]

He looked up his Zillow house valuation and balked at how high it was. He realized he couldn't say that number to his audience (my guess) so he looked up his "old house" (which he still owns). It's valued at $498K. He says this is inaccurate and far too high. He says he bought it for $269K in 2009. (I'll leave it to Kiwi to fact-check if anyone cares to.) He says if he could get half a million for it, he'd sell it tomorrow. (Recall that there are good friends/family who live there. He's said that Kayla won't let him kick them out.)

That would be 12565 52nd St NE, Spicer, MN 56288. Currently valued on Zillow at $482k. The sale price does show up as $269k in 2009.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Easier for him to drive the kids while he's still drunk than it is for her to get her drugged up ass out of bed at the insanely "early" hour that would be needed to be out the door by 7 AM. Christ, she's fucking useless. He really deserves her.

What? What kind of sleep schedule is she on, if it's not the same one as the kids?! If the kids go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6, out the door by 7...That's still a nice 8 hour sleep schedule. They can even just sleep at 9 if need be. What's she doing at night that has her sleeping past 7 am? Getting railed by the bull?

 

[Swole McPole]

One deleted spam message and one more spicy message.

Exia69

Dem Nigge rs is slaughter much whites and are the problem of all of society my brothers.

Not all niggers though. My boy Drexel is gonna teach me how to smash box like a proper Tyrone. If he could teach Rackets how to pull some fine, fine pussy like Lady R, then he's surely able to work wonders with the rest of us incels. I mean, come on. Pretending to be ghey just to get in her pants? Who but a nigger would come up with a strategy like that? If there are two things bitches like, it's playing the fag hag with their fudgepacking shopping buddies, and attempting to have the thing they're told they can't have,

If we could just get a fraction of Drexel's genius when it comes to smashing box, the investment we're making in our nembership of Nigtown will be an absolute bargain.

Also, Nick wouldn't steer us wrong. He knows niggers. He grew up around them in the ghetto. He has friends like Ricardo and Romaine. Nick's like a nigger wrangler -- skilled at sorting out the house negroes from the field negroes. He wouldn't let a complete savage wreak havoc on Lady R's punani. That'd just ruin her for the balldo sessions.

So, I'm not racist. I just think all of the bad nigs need shooting. The smart niggers are OK because they know their place. That's the problem with that Eric July. He's one of those nig-guhs that just doesn't know their fucking place. Consequently, the Nig-wrangler General had to take young Tyrone to school and provide him with a solid legal education.

A bit like the one that Monty's getting.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

TIC might have some degree of contact with Thomas Roilup imho. No hard evidence, just a gut feeling by their talking points. I will point up Thomas Roilup is much more polite.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu has covered him before, but that Thomas Roilup is a weird dude.

He's mostly composed in Elissa's comments.

But he has his own YT channel when he plays vidya and gives commentary on lolcow drama to single digit viewers. He also apparently runs a Patreon.

He also hates KF. A common theme in his streams is that everything on here is source material lifted from him (or unnamed associates) without attribution.

 

[elb]

Alchohol doesn't make you do shit.... the liquor is not the cause... you're the cause... the liquor just prevents you from stopping yourself."

 

[No Scope]

Potentially Criminal did a Locals only stream this past Monday, 10/02/2023 at 8:30PM EST. About 12 mins into the stream, Jim Satala sends Sean a Twitter link in chat about a parody video someone made about Eric July. The channel is called "The Rippoffverse", pretty funny name, with 3 videos. The first video is dunking on HeelvsBabyface. I'd recommend to watch Sean's Locals stream as he gives commentary with context about the parody video.

My introduction to Eric July was during the fallout of a G+G Live charity stream w/Zack Snyder where they got cucked by him. I don't follow or hate EJ, but I do support him if he is delivering a product/service to his fans if they're willing to pay the asking price.

This is the video below . . .

FYI - Potentially Criminal stream schedule:
* Mondays on Locals only @8:30PM EST
* Thursdays on Locals, YouTube, and Rumble @9:30PM EST

Spoiler

The Rippoffverse

https://archive.md/vhE5o

https://archive.ph/NhRSr

 

[Strix454]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu has covered him before, but that Thomas Roilup is a weird dude.

He's mostly composed in Elissa's comments.

But he has his own YT channel when he plays vidya and gives commentary on lolcow drama to single digit viewers. He also apparently runs a Patreon.

He also hates KF. A common theme in his streams is that everything on here is source material lifted from him (or unnamed associates) without attribution.

The Roilups are internet trolls. Taking anything they say or do at face value is usually a mistake.

NIck had Thomas on one of his streams years ago (maybe early 201 and by their accounts, they also had non-pubic talks with him at that time. The beef between them is over Nick platforming Ethan Van Sciver & TUG when war broke out in 2018 in the comics community and their impression that Nick took sides. Thomas has been taking victory laps because he was critical of Nick early. They don't like the farms because the farms isn't weaponized against their particular enemies.

 

[AnOminous]

Watch this clip: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16887194

And this one: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16886307

Peak cringe.

Thanks. I am now a formless jelly slithering around on the floor because I cringed so hard my skeleton jumped out and ran away.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

People here are forgetting that Rekieta is Polish. Those are the niggers of Europe and the Haitian Government gave them an N-word pass.

Zillow consistently over estimates on their "Zestimate", but my guess is that it's not as far off from $498k than he thinks. I usually take about 10% off the Zestimate for my estimates on what I consider fair market value.

Didn’t Zillow do the cunty thing of buying neighborhoods and overestimating their value? They fucked the markets more than they already are fucked because some douchebag wanted to fuck over everyone so they could get 20% more on their service and the price of the house.
Someone should really find out who that was and knee cap them.

 

[Not Who You Think]

CoomALot thinks we like him now

Mistaking pity for likability reeks of desperation which is likely why Camelot331 has crying sessions on his channel/social media and relies on hurting himself, playing the victim, or otherwise feeding on negative attention. He's like a walking/talking emotional burden on anyone who does care about him during his lows, and the way he is during his highs tend to undermine any reason people would have to be sympathetic. Taken together, Camelot331 levels out as an insecure/tryhard attention whore.

A few kiwis felt less bad laughing at him wrecking the nosemobiles because he survived. That's a far cry from being liked.

 

[AnOminous]

Easier for him to drive the kids while he's still drunk than it is for her to get her drugged up ass out of bed at the insanely "early" hour that would be needed to be out the door by 7 AM. Christ, she's fucking useless. He really deserves her.

Again, you're assuming Nick's made-up bullshit is actually true.

 

[Hrothgar]

Again, you're assuming Nick's made-up bullshit is actually true.

Oh, it's definitely a toss up between lying or loading up the balldomobile while loaded. The latter option is objectively worse by a large margin, though, so that's probably what he's actually doing.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, it's definitely a toss up between lying or loading up the balldomobile while loaded. The latter option is objectively worse by a large margin, though, so that's probably what he's actually doing.

Could be both. Sometimes he actually does drive drunk with the kids, other times, it's just an excuse because he was actually doing something more disgusting.

 

[RotPockets]

Also, Nick wouldn't steer us wrong. He knows niggers. He grew up around them in the ghetto. He has friends like Ricardo and Romaine. Nick's like a nigger wrangler -- skilled at sorting out the house negroes from the field negroes. He wouldn't let a complete savage wreak havoc on Lady R's punani. That'd just ruin her for the balldo sessions.

Nick loves his herd of niggercattle so much so that he hates white people. He thinks his niggercattle are absolutely hilarious, the way they loudly cackle at their own jokes and run around whenever they see magic. It’s so wholesome chungus, they almost think they’re people, just like his Funko babies.

Nick thanks you for the shekels gold kind stranger.

Nick is most Redditarded normalfaggot walking God’s green Earth. With a surface level knowledge of anything that is sufficiently popular enough this trend-chasing bottom feeder is Reddit the Man. Fuck your life niggerlover.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

How relieved is Nick that JF (probably) murdered his tard wife? Takes a lot of the spotlight off him for a while.

 

[RotPockets]

How relieved is Nick that JF (probably) murdered his tard wife? Takes a lot of the spotlight off him for a while.

Nick has always killed women for sport.

 

[zer0d4wn]

"We" here at the farms were quite skeptical as well, largely because of how many CG books failed to actually materialize into anything but a hole in their customer's pockets.

Eh. I have to disagree here. I've bought a lot of CG books and not one has failed to get to me eventually. Even the people who only appeared on a single side stream or only made a single one off book got to me. Not saying it doesn't happen but it's certainly not common. Even EVS' Cyberfrog 2 (which was very late) came with six comics and an action figure. I got all that for like $30.