The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 295 13.1%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.5%

  • Total voters
    2,259
HSTS vs AGP coomers. They’re on the same side but hate each others guts for the most part.
Are the HSTSs even aware of the AGPs/transbians? The two groups don't intersect much as AGPs retain typical or nerdy male hobbies while HSTSs are more into gay male culture like stanning pop divas. There's also the racial divide with practically all black TiMs being HSTS and the majority of white TiMs being AGPs. Hell I'm in the alphabet commuinty myself and didn't learn the existence of transbians until 4 years ago.
 
This literally shows how absolutely fucked up the "minds" of these Vice cocksuckers are. They can look at this lunar surface and pretend it's a functioning "ranch," with the visible evidence to the contrary right there.
Do you expect bugmen journalists to have any idea how farming, animal husbandry, or ecology works?
 
The current top comments on the youtube video are very negative, really surprised they aren't sweeping it up. This video is so embarrassing
You remember when the trailer for the 2016 ghostbusters movie came out? And how they deleted vauge negative comments like "this movie looks bad" but kept the the anti woman comments? I think the comments on the vice video are being kept up so they can say "look at the internet harassment these trans folx are dealing with".
 
They had him for awhile before a professional came out for shearing (because the tranchers fucked that up too) and noticed. Tranchers clearly never looked at the animals people were dumping, they were just excited to hoard more alpaca for the mass graves.

Pepe was also Phil's favorite. Pepe was, naturally, very aggressive to male alpaca and constantly forcing himself on the females which Phil just thought was endearing. Most posts here refer to him as Pepe the Rapist Vicuna.

source:
You answered my question, but I think I'm just left with more questions. I can only imagine that the people that dumped the vicuna on them was only doing so to cover their own illegal activity.

Like, of course it was force-fucking the female alpacas. They're domesticated and relatively docile and the vicuna is a wild beast.

These people suck so hard. I'm glad their lives are miserable and fruitless.
 
Do you expect bugmen journalists to have any idea how farming, animal husbandry, or ecology works?
No, but I'd at least expect them to have eyes. It doesn't take a farmer to recognize completely barren dead land next to abundant greenery.
Imagine if these folks were to suffer a siege of their compound. I doubt they would last a week.
I doubt they'd last a minute.
 
The Tranch is really the gift that keeps giving.
I've been on the internet since 1996 and it truly is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's not something that's just something IRL that can be laughed at online, it's an online thing that became IRL. It's like the physical embodiment of a retarded message board full of freaks from the 90s.
 
Are the HSTSs even aware of the AGPs/transbians? The two groups don't intersect much as AGPs retain typical or nerdy male hobbies while HSTSs are more into gay male culture like stanning pop divas. There's also the racial divide with practically all black TiMs being HSTS and the majority of white TiMs being AGPs. Hell I'm in the alphabet commuinty myself and didn't learn the existence of transbians until 4 years ago.
They're aware, and they're embarassed.
 
You remember when the trailer for the 2016 ghostbusters movie came out? And how they deleted vauge negative comments like "this movie looks bad" but kept the the anti woman comments? I think the comments on the vice video are being kept up so they can say "look at the internet harassment these trans folx are dealing with".
A lot of the critical comments don't have anything to do with troons or genderism directly but are addressing things like animal abuse and property destruction. Those are gender-agnostic issues that even other trans social media users have called out. This isn't to say that they couldn't be massaging the comments for some ulterior motive.

Seven years is a century in Internet time. I think the more likely explanation is that the culture has changed since then. People are getting tired of this stunning, brave trans shit and are realizing that it's a bunch of men in dresses doing man shit like raping field serfs and larping with guns. The dislike ratio speaks for itself.
 
Hell I'm in the alphabet commuinty myself and didn't learn the existence of transbians until 4 years ago.
I think that’s about when they started to become more visible with the activism and online culture, and entryism into certain political parties. Plus the weird and pushy mainstreaming of them, by people and organizations trying to be progressive.
I wouldn’t have known or cared about them much before that timeframe either.

It’s certainly a social phenomenon of our time, or perhaps we’ve even reached the peak of it.
 
Edit and seriously what is with lefty farmers and chasing some niche crop or livestock instead of more basic efficient reliable shit? Chaz did this too

Raising alpacas is workable. Like all farming and ranching, it's labor intensive. You have to be smart about it too.

The Alpaca Economy
To live entirely on alpaca-generated earnings typically requires being able to do and produce all things alpaca. "The further you take the fleece along the value chain, the more money you make," Connie explains.

Case in point: An alpaca's fleece is sheared once a year, and that raw fleece is made into "roving," or alpaca fleece that has been washed and carded and prepared for spinning. "If you just sell the raw fiber, you're pretty much breaking even," explains Connie. For instance, an alpaca that produces 10 pounds of raw fiber that is sold at $3 an ounce would generate about $500 in income.

Alpaca owners who can prepare the roving themselves earn more per ounce for their fleece. Owners who can spin the roving into yarn can increase the value again. Those able to take the yarn and weave or knit it into a rug, hat, sweater, blanket, or some other product, make the most money from fleece.

But the greatest profits are often from the sale of alpaca babies, called "crias," and the Bettses say this has been the case for them.The couple also make money from stud fees (the male they named Royal Dutchis a prize winner in high demand) and from boarding animals.Those boarded alpacas are typically owned in full or in part by people who want make money from selling the fleece or crias but who can't or don't want to care for the animals.

Most alpaca ranches provide supplemental income. "You can't just live on alpacas alone," says Thomas. "Raising alpacas is not a get-rich-quick scheme." The Bettses have 50 alpacas, but most of the ranchers they associate with have 20 or less. "If you want to fully replace one of the incomes in your family, you need to do something else to bring in money, for the first several years at least, while the herd is building up," says Connie.


I must admit, socialists in agriculture have a long-established reputation for massive fail. Probably has something to do with the combination of being very labor-intensive and with precious little leeway for poor decision-making. Most farmers are extremely hard working and conservative for a reason. Being a violent parasite is not nearly as useful in a rural environment as it is in the cities. Likewise holding onto delusional economic ideas and an incredibly stupid secular religion devised by a 19th century crank is a massive disadvantage.
 
Last edited:
It never ceases to amaze me that every time one of thes epuff pieces about troon warriors fighting back comes up, t always turns out the people they single out are horrible

They are always troons, so of course they are horrible people.

I think a lot of their animals were adopted, or rescued or something.

Don’t worry, they were all sent to a farm upstate <3
 
Like, of course it was force-fucking the female alpacas. They're domesticated and relatively docile and the vicuna is a wild beast.
When you think about it, Pepe was the tranch personified. A walking illegally imported rape machine pawned off as rescue animal who is taken in by a bunch of men pawning themselves off as women with both of them throwing off the victim label as soon as true female ass was within reach. Like the Tranchers, Pepe got free food, water, and victims. God knows how many Pepe Jr.s Pepe fucked to death. He may have had a higher body count than Planned Parenthood. Then the groups converge again as they both scatter, Tranchers to the next free home, Pepe in search of fresh pussy to impregnate.
 
I think that’s about when they started to become more visible with the activism and online culture, and entryism into certain political parties. Plus the weird and pushy mainstreaming of them, by people and organizations trying to be progressive.
I wouldn’t have known or cared about them much before that timeframe either.

It’s certainly a social phenomenon of our time, or perhaps we’ve even reached the peak of it.

Personally, I recall the first few agps, before I or society at large knew what they were, emerging in the pages of Bizarre magazine in the 90s-00s. I recall that they were mostly involved in porn or extreme “arts”, but it was pretty clear they were trying to mold themselves into a postmodern post reality creature.
One or two even made the claim of gynos not realizing that they had a constructed approximation of a vagina.
I guess that would have been more to do with a greatly lower number, politeness and a genuine want to not upset an unpredictable person, rather than fear of losing their career then though.
There was also the occasional readers letter complaining about the pre-ops who enjoyed being chicks with dicks. They would claim that true transsexual people were disgusted by their own genitals.
Buck Angel was in it a few times too.
 
Back