Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[genericwhitemale]

Yeah, I agree there is a very limited amount of direct evidence for Juju the Cow getting fucked in the ass.

However, there is a fair amount of circumstantial evidence:

-Getting his balls inflated by a furry live on air, while Stonetoss and others made artistic renditions (best episode of TDS btw hands down)
-Admitting to imagining himself as the taker / receiver in pornos
-Complimenting guys big fat cocks, sucking strap-ons

JLH's perspective is clouded by love, even after the break-up. And I just don't put it past him to get fucked in the ass as Juju the Cow.

Also he blocks anyone who ever brings it up. Or he did until Null drew everyone's attention to it, and even then he just deflects and says "oh yeah right like I'm some giant furry or something, LOOK AT ME I LOVE TO BE MILKED ACKACKACKACKACK"

Edit: Dick responds to the last MatI. Might actually listen to his latest Biggest Problem and Dick Show eps to see him respond. Also lmao at being too impatient to sit through a 20 minute Elissa video. He just wants 20 second soundbytes that he can take out of context and play on his show to mock, while also removing anything that mentions JuJu the Cow or 80s girl or MintSalad.
Also weird seeing the lackeys that have stuck by him for years, like Antoids or Myroom Records (even after Dame Pesos accused him of being a scammer and calling him "MyJew Records")



>Josh says he thinks PULLUP might be a reference to a Nick Rekieta joke he made, but then corrects himself/is corrected by his audience on air
>Vito brings this up to say "lmao look at how wrong he is, he thinks this is a refefence to him that's like schizo talk"
>Josh references this clip and says "I said it could be a reference but then corrected myself very quickly"
>Somehow Dick in trying to comb through Josh's latest "autistic fit" skips this third part, or it's taken half a week for Vito's comment to penetrate his skull

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Also he blocks anyone who ever brings it up. Or he did until Null drew everyone's attention to it, and even then he just deflects and says "oh yeah right like I'm some giant furry or something, LOOK AT ME I LOVE TO BE MILKED ACKACKACKACKACK"

He's very Not Mad about it, so I assume it's true.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Also lmao at being too impatient to sit through a 20 minute Elissa video. He just wants 20 second soundbytes that he can take out of context and play on his show to mock, while also removing anything that mentions JuJu the Cow or 80s girl or MintSalad.

It's amazing how much contempt he has for his fans that he won't watch a 20 minute video to prepare for his show. I think that's the main thing that got me to stop watching. He does a show once a week, of which maybe 30-60 mins is high-energy prepared content, followed by like another hour of lazy content.

What does he even do all week? I guess these days he's tard-wrangling Christopher the pedophile into not rewriting his screenplays, but he should be able to make time to watch MATI, let alone a 20 minute clip.

About 1000 pages ago we used to think that he has a real job in SEO, but with how little I hear about that from either him or the farms, I feel safe in saying that it does not take up all his time.

I think it's also very painful for him to hear Null bring up literally everything that he has tried to disappear.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

Thank you

happy 1000snth

Bless you for your glorious return. I think you were the first to see who retarded Dax truly was.

 

[Shush]

Someone's going to want to rip that immediately and upload a local archive in case of a mysterious DMCA.

Spoiler: archive

Didn't compress so the messages could still be read.

Dick dresses up as a cow and gets fucked in the ass. Does anyone have these?

 

[Null]

Sent by email. I swear he said it much more poignantly on one of his Patreon episodes about Maddox, but this works.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

Sent by email. I swear he said it much more poignantly on one of his Patreon episodes about Maddox, but this works.

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I know the exact discussion your talking about. I don't think its in a bonus episode, I'm pretty sure its a regular one. I'll try looking this weekend.

 

[mfalkner]

https://youtu.be/DH43gqg93qs?si=rvGqZd7ipycC_QYy

Apparently there's no evidence of Vito or Digibro being pedophiles. Hey Dax: the reason people say your friends are pedophiles is because your friends love to brag about it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I know the exact discussion your talking about. I don't think its in a bonus episode, I'm pretty sure its a regular one. I'll try looking this weekend.

I've been checking WATP episodes Dax was on, and at most I got Karl saying that Dax had told him that, and Dax agreed.

 

[Neetorino]

Sent by email. I swear he said it much more poignantly on one of his Patreon episodes about Maddox, but this works.

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I have a vague memory of an old MATI that you mentioned Dax's "don't laugh at yourself" advice coming from one of the last episodes of TBPITU w/Maddox so that might be the timeframe to look at.

 

[genericwhitemale]

@Null you used to be astute and factual and have good observations. What happened, bro?

 

[Null]

Damn that is a deliberate misrepresentation of absolutely everything.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Damn that is a deliberate misrepresentation of absolutely everything.

Dick's life must be terrible if he's that retarded.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"So there I was, doing absolutely nothing wrong, I was just sitting in my house after I came home from a fundraiser for orphans with cancer and suddenly Null barged into the door took a shit on my carpet and raped my dog. I have no idea why he did this, he's CRAZY!"

 

[变性黑鬼]

Dick's life must be terrible if he's that retarded.

It's 100% on purpose. He's mirroring Null's representation of Rekieta and him. The difference is that when Null says they used to have good shows it's actually true, and when he says their decline is due to drug abuse it's actually true.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Damn that is a deliberate misrepresentation of absolutely everything.

He argues like a fat woman.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The affected whiny voice he puts on when he pretends that he doesn't understand why any of this has happened is very grating. More than his fake laugh.

 

[Wheresbunbun]

Also

Dick hoping to ride Lolsuit 2.0 like Sargon wanted to ride Gamergate 2.0

 

[WhitePanther1776]

I've been checking WATP episodes Dax was on, and at most I got Karl saying that Dax had told him that, and Dax agreed.

What Josh is talking about comes from a TDS episode. I can recall in my retard brain the exact convo josh is talking about but I can't remember the episode.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What Josh is talking about comes from a TDS episode. I can recall in my retard brain the exact convo josh is talking about but I can't remember the episode.

I checked WATP because I was sure that Dax had the exact same conversation with Karl.