As someone who would have never found this thread of not for a feature, I've got several questions for the pretensious former professor of potato farming. One, why talk about it now? Waiting a week is not unusual, assuming his tales of her leaving him multiple times before is true. But three months is suspicious. Two, why not talk to family first before the police? Once again, suspicious. Third, where are her devices? The lack of any forensic trail from devices from the past three months is telling. I'm of the opinion that the three month wait was to let any data trail from that week "roll off" from any database. Too bad US law mandates an eighteen month retention period from phone carriers on location and call data. Saying that, I'm interested to see where this tale of a tossed potato ends up. The Quebecois tend to tard out under interrogation and give it up. It's part of their perfidious French ancestry. I just hope his confession is public record.
